Hello, Sup Forums! CYOA time!

Hello, Sup Forums! CYOA time!

RULES:
1. Dubs chooses what action takes place
2. Only simple actions may take place. Eg: Throw a rock at the starving child. Not actions like: Run to Zimbabwe, kill thirty three virgin women, bath in their blood, and skull fuck a ten year old.
3. I may change, add, and remove rules at any time. (Will do this as minimally as possible to keep freedom)
4. Greater posts can over ride previous posts. If someone get dubs, and then someone gets trips before I post a response to the dubs, the trips gets to choose the action.
5. Once dubs has been gotten, no other posts count until my next update.
6. Remember that I am only human, and can not make pictures in half a second.

So, Sup Forums.

You wake up in a field. Wat do?

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Kill yourself

Keep in mind you can re-roll.

dig hole and fuck it

Go west

Reroll

reroll

Udder punch a cow

I pull an mp3 player out of my anus and listen to this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=mobtxEJHhY4

You listen to the song.

You feel a surge of energy.

Deus Vult.

You run into Donald Trump.

Time to go kill some nigger now, grab the nearest rock, should be enough

reroll.

Gnarly skateboard trix

Reroll

Adolf hitler and joseph stalin rise from the dead

reroll

You look to your right and see the President of the United States himself.

He tells you to make america great again.

What do next?

rollre

rerolll

Shoot Hitler

You start sucking off Donald because your a sick fuck

You tell him about the wonders of national socialism. He is convinced.

REroll

Meet adolf and gas the jews with him

The Don asks if you've Cruz' delegates

Trump goes socialist and stalin rises from the dead.

Nice try motherfucker.
But you lost.

Bump

You plant a tree and thats it

Donald duck shows up

You talk to him about the massive amounts of jobs that were created by Hitler imposing National Socialism. You also tell him about how the Jews run the world.

He is convinced that National Socialism is the best political and economic standpoint.

Sieg Heil.

find the corpse of josef stalin

Find Behind The Meme

rolling, become vice pres

Call up Hitler from Argentina.

Trump enstablishes a military junta in USA effectively destroying democracy and declaring himself "The Leader"

convince him to invest everything into time travel technology go back in time and save hitler

OFF BY ONE

You both go to the whitehouse to plan the 2017 Shoa: 6 million werent enough edition.

Get Hair like lil pump that will stay and scream esketit every time you meet someone new

Reroll

reroll

...

reroll

Say issa before everything you say

Reroll

convince him to nuke real korea

reroll

hair like lil pump

Become Trumps gay lover

Shove a live grenade up Trump's ass

Guy finds kim jong un and kim and trump and random dude are becomes friends

Meet 21 savage

Re roll

reroll

REroll

...

Shoot a nigger

Run your lambo into trump

Rerolll

rerol

write Donalds name in your death note.

Suck your own dick

You and trump go hang a jew

Wirar

From your own anus, you pull out a grenade.

You convince Trump to become your gay lover, and to get into the doggy position, then to open up his ass cheeks.

He spreads them wide for you.

You pull the pin on the grenade, push it quickly inside the presidents gaping asshole, and run.

He absorbs the power of the grenade and focuses on his hatred for the jews.

and focus that power*
also reroll

Roll

This is a really weird nude game

IT HAPPENED AGAIN.

That was not an action, so I can not draw that.

First response to this post gets it.

While running you meet baron

Lil pump hair

Op is getting a lot of dubs.

Kek approves of your work, Sup Forumsro.

(that was me posting, fuck. you can still get it!)

this

watch the explosion with popcorn

You hear a loud BANG as the grenade explodes inside the presidents asshole.

He appears unaffected by this, and instead starts to glow very brightly.

You shield your eyes, and when you look back at him, he is floating in mid air, his eyes bright blue.

He opens his mouth to speak, but instead of his own voice, a thousand voices of Aryan men can be heard instead.

"The Jews run this world, aswell as my country. As a leader of men, I will not let these vile parasites escape my wrath."

open your anus to the mega dong of mega donald

rolling

You walk away like nothing happened :)

Roll

Kick the don in the dickles

Impregnate the president

Somehow lose your left arm

Trump says:
Since you opened my now all seeing eyes, I shall reward you with the blessing of my daughters womb.
Ivanka Trump comes flying in a magic horse. She is naked and ready to breed with you.

rerroll

reroll

Rolll

Meet logic

Give him the German salute

Go to a nickelback concert

rollll

fuck one last time, reroll

winrar

Ask to be his side-kick in his quest to take back his world

You leave the now enlightened president and go to a nickel back concert.

Your ears start bleeding profusely.

Trump, now being God Of The Fourth Reich, sets off to find Jews to slaughter. He takes us with him to be his scout.

you fucking kill yourself for going to a nickelback concert