Help me Sup Forums
Help me Sup Forums
lets meet up then
What ur number?
You gotta do better than that, Travis.
Do you like to be spanked? I'd like to put you over my knee and turn your bare ass red.
C'mon, Travis.
Well the first thing to know about me is that I hate niggers
Rolling for this
Roll
Opening line/10
Roll
I apologize. I didn't mean that seriously, I was just trying to get a laugh and a good first impression. You see, I have aspurgers, and I suck all the dicks in the neighborhood for fun and garden fresh tomatos twice daily.
or
If you think that's forward, wait tell you see my cavernous gaping asshole.
"All you need to know is how loud I can make you moan my name"
Who said anything about rolling? Nice reading comprehension.
Oh, ok. Well, my name is Travis, I'm a Capricorn, my favorite pizza is pepperoni, and I was taught how to eat pussy by my lesbian cousin.
Reported.
LOL. Rolling for this
I have a 4 inch penis and I know how to use it.
WINRAR
I'm a gemini you insensitive nut blaster
Stop rolling. Nobody said anything about rolling anything.
Travis believes in the Zodiac.
Abandon thread, he's a faggot
God fucking dammit
Learn the rules before you step in my Sup Forums newfag.
Dubs decides all.
I feel like I accomplished something today.
Welp. Thats pretty much the end of that.
It's implied you fucking wankstain, dubs are the true Allah around here
show us a pic of her profile user pls
Trying desperately to save this, she's prettycute/10
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stfu u fucking dumb nigger
Hey, 4 inches isn't really that bad.
It's pretty average really.
she is pretty cute, ty for the photo btw, just tell her im sorry, i have been having a rough day and i really need to talk to somebody.... this is where you lie about current things happening in your family. trust me girls love that shit
Be patient.
well... 5 is average, actually. 4 is missing an inch at least.
I'm double the average? Well, I need to update my Tinder bio...
OP confirmed for mad man
kek!
That's the gayest shit I've read. Backtracking is the easiest way to get yourself virginized, I'll talk to her for real before I send hat gay shit.
Fuck she's cute as hell
Did you also pay money for yours?
ok, how about we go to my house , i have a schnauzer you can pet, and then you can play with my dog
No, 4 is average, my mother even says so.
Fuck yeah, $8 a month for unlimited swipes and changing your location, TOTALLY WORTH!!!
In the meantime let's fuck with this tranny
hey spunky
You know youre a guy right?
ask her if she likes transformers?
Can I pay you to fuck my friend for his 21st birthday while I film it? If he doesn't get you to orgasm, I'll finish you off as a bonus dvd.
kek. rollins
This
do you want to unload in my ass or should i do you?
Him* but otherwise I wanna see if he gets it
What a fucking waste of a match, by asking these retards to help you lol. She looks pretty chill, she didn't fucking cancel the match with that grand entrance. Also bump
Unfortunately I meant my penis :(
THIS
lmao
So like, if we gonna have sex, am I going to suck ur cock or lick ur vagina, or like touch ur pee hole or some shit like that.
this ----> If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
THAT WASNT DUBS YOU FAGGOT
Pretty much this
You fucked up OP
her, him, when it comes down to trannies, i call em like i see em
That was
>Optimus Fine
Legit kek
damn nigga, just helping you vro. I have gotten tons of bitches and even a milf using that method. the girl just seemed to be civilized and civilized girls like civilized answers
winrar
Hes screenshot was ironically dubs of the thing he posted from a nondubs response..
OP needs to learn the fucking rules.
Actually use this one.
I have a gf, looking for some quick strange and im not concerned if inget rejected.
I'm the fucking captian of the SS Pussy Express and I pick what responses I see fit, faggot.
Say
So like, when you go to the bathroom do you.. idk
do a flip or..
It's late so let's try numbers
>SS Pussy Express
you do realize those are two different machines right?
That made me chuckle.
Trains are just boats with training wheels
Just one question: if we were in a relationship and we got into an argument and I punched you, would you tell the police?
>let's try numbers
which number?
how old is this one again?
Roll for this
oh my god..
my sides
I meant try as many as possible, I delete my matches as often as possible so they don't get cluttered, haven't been active in a bit.
I should warn you, sexually speaking, I am very needy. If I don't get a blowjob every day I can become kind of violent.
what's the craziest thing someone did to you in bed?
waht kind of fucking name is andrelle?
is one of your parents a nigger?
roll for the first one
So the thread doesn't die because I'm drunk
She looks latina, latina girls always swallow so y'all better fucking be on your A game
Go fuck yourself, you unfunny chode
I'll bet you're real smooth with the ladies