Help me Sup Forums

Help me Sup Forums

lets meet up then

What ur number?

You gotta do better than that, Travis.

Do you like to be spanked? I'd like to put you over my knee and turn your bare ass red.

C'mon, Travis.

Well the first thing to know about me is that I hate niggers

Rolling for this

Roll

Opening line/10

Roll

I apologize. I didn't mean that seriously, I was just trying to get a laugh and a good first impression. You see, I have aspurgers, and I suck all the dicks in the neighborhood for fun and garden fresh tomatos twice daily.

or

If you think that's forward, wait tell you see my cavernous gaping asshole.

"All you need to know is how loud I can make you moan my name"

Who said anything about rolling? Nice reading comprehension.

Oh, ok. Well, my name is Travis, I'm a Capricorn, my favorite pizza is pepperoni, and I was taught how to eat pussy by my lesbian cousin.

Reported.

LOL. Rolling for this

I have a 4 inch penis and I know how to use it.

WINRAR

I'm a gemini you insensitive nut blaster

Stop rolling. Nobody said anything about rolling anything.

Travis believes in the Zodiac.

Abandon thread, he's a faggot

God fucking dammit

Learn the rules before you step in my Sup Forums newfag.

Dubs decides all.

I feel like I accomplished something today.

Welp. Thats pretty much the end of that.

It's implied you fucking wankstain, dubs are the true Allah around here

show us a pic of her profile user pls

Trying desperately to save this, she's prettycute/10

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stfu u fucking dumb nigger

Hey, 4 inches isn't really that bad.
It's pretty average really.

she is pretty cute, ty for the photo btw, just tell her im sorry, i have been having a rough day and i really need to talk to somebody.... this is where you lie about current things happening in your family. trust me girls love that shit

Be patient.

well... 5 is average, actually. 4 is missing an inch at least.

I'm double the average? Well, I need to update my Tinder bio...

OP confirmed for mad man

kek!

That's the gayest shit I've read. Backtracking is the easiest way to get yourself virginized, I'll talk to her for real before I send hat gay shit.

Fuck she's cute as hell

Did you also pay money for yours?

ok, how about we go to my house , i have a schnauzer you can pet, and then you can play with my dog

No, 4 is average, my mother even says so.

Fuck yeah, $8 a month for unlimited swipes and changing your location, TOTALLY WORTH!!!

In the meantime let's fuck with this tranny

hey spunky

You know youre a guy right?

ask her if she likes transformers?

Can I pay you to fuck my friend for his 21st birthday while I film it? If he doesn't get you to orgasm, I'll finish you off as a bonus dvd.

kek. rollins

This

do you want to unload in my ass or should i do you?

Him* but otherwise I wanna see if he gets it

What a fucking waste of a match, by asking these retards to help you lol. She looks pretty chill, she didn't fucking cancel the match with that grand entrance. Also bump

Unfortunately I meant my penis :(

THIS

lmao

So like, if we gonna have sex, am I going to suck ur cock or lick ur vagina, or like touch ur pee hole or some shit like that.

this ----> If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.

THAT WASNT DUBS YOU FAGGOT

Pretty much this
You fucked up OP

her, him, when it comes down to trannies, i call em like i see em

That was

>Optimus Fine

Legit kek

damn nigga, just helping you vro. I have gotten tons of bitches and even a milf using that method. the girl just seemed to be civilized and civilized girls like civilized answers

winrar

Hes screenshot was ironically dubs of the thing he posted from a nondubs response..

OP needs to learn the fucking rules.

Actually use this one.

I have a gf, looking for some quick strange and im not concerned if inget rejected.

I'm the fucking captian of the SS Pussy Express and I pick what responses I see fit, faggot.

Say
So like, when you go to the bathroom do you.. idk
do a flip or..

It's late so let's try numbers

>SS Pussy Express
you do realize those are two different machines right?

That made me chuckle.

Trains are just boats with training wheels

Just one question: if we were in a relationship and we got into an argument and I punched you, would you tell the police?

>let's try numbers
which number?

how old is this one again?

Roll for this

oh my god..
my sides

I meant try as many as possible, I delete my matches as often as possible so they don't get cluttered, haven't been active in a bit.

I should warn you, sexually speaking, I am very needy. If I don't get a blowjob every day I can become kind of violent.

what's the craziest thing someone did to you in bed?

waht kind of fucking name is andrelle?
is one of your parents a nigger?

roll for the first one

So the thread doesn't die because I'm drunk

She looks latina, latina girls always swallow so y'all better fucking be on your A game

Go fuck yourself, you unfunny chode

I'll bet you're real smooth with the ladies