Gf asleep. What do?
Gf asleep. What do?
lick her feet
hit her with a broom as hard as you can
Put phone down/get off computer.
Slide behind and wake her up the fun way,
spread her cheeks
Dick to lips
..timestamp
tar and feather
Knuckle deep in pussy
Oh here ima wash my dick so I don't feel bad putting my dick to lips.
Brb
buy a new fucking sofa, its hideous..
Donkey punch her
cum on her feet
>Knuckle deep in pussy
Checks out
Real question is, why is your dick so hairy?
Go eat that pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream that she hid in the freezer and doesn't think you know about. If she asks later, say "What ice cream, baby?"
only one thing you can do.....
... super glue her butthole shut
Post her face
Pee in her butt
print a picture of a horse and begin fapping loudly
moan till she wakes up
act like you dont notice and continue fapping to horse
omg this
Oh here
...Kek
Op*
Lol I'm drunk
if she doesnt wake up just do a fat cum on horse pic and leave it next to her
>go to walmart
>red lipstick
>black shoe polish
>give yourself blackface
>also menthol rub so you smell like newports
>wake her up back grabbing her throat
this MUST happen!
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welp, let's get to supergluin' that b-hole!
damn thats pretty hot
checked
you have to do it now OP
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Show pussy
must
not
fap
Stick bare ass on her face
She seems like a heavy sleeper, think you can get it in her pussy?
sharpie in pooper
Trip's checked but not happening
superglue sharpie in pooper*
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Me rn
Go on
good... try sticking ur feet in her mouth
couldn't that be labeled as rape?
not trying to be faggot its hot af but dont want you to be incarcerated OP
Cheers, think you can get a few shots with her legs spread? If she's on the pill I wouldn't mind seeing a creampie while your'e delivering like a fucking saint.
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faggot.
she awake yet?
Shit, son. Is she your girlfriend or just your toy?
either microdick or she's awake
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wasn't expecting that at all
She's willingly tickling my balls and asshole
I'd say my gf consents
She is not asleep.. duh!
faggot just do her already..sheesh
>*OP provides*
Am I still on Sup Forums?
then nvm about rape post more faggot
Super micro dick sleep mode activated!
Nice, glad that's cleared up.
spread her cheeks at take a pic
Lick her pussy!
Shit talking an oc poster.
OP here, I'm out.
Currently getting hard again with a bj
To finish doggystyle
Cum on her face!!
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>being a self-involved faggot
cucks like you are a dime a dozen. you're not special and neither is your cum-bucket.
Show us her tits.
Thanks OP!
your girlfriend cant suck your little dick without a face full of pubes :/ i feel bad for her
Gn Sup Forums
fuck off, OP, you enormous faggot.
Lol sure trolled ya didn't I?
Oh here, still here to post
Op*
She's awaked))
That was your ex, huh?
where's the dick in this shot.. ? oh my.. super micro dick invisible mode activated...
Yes she has awoken
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sure as hell looks like it haha this guy is a enormous faggot hes mad he can't get pussy
Let see her ass hole
show us her tits and pussy please
tits or gtfo
ugh what the fuck is wrong with her ass
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Spread the meat curtains
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Pretty normal ass for a girl that is overweight but not by enough to feel self conscious about her weight to eat better or keep active.
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This
Show me her pls user.
*Show me her tits pls user
Show full face
Eating her delicious ass
Lmao look at her waist she's not overweight.
I have nothing against the girlfriend but OP is a huge douche haha
TITS OR GTFO
well done OP dont listen to theese jelly fags, you have well tamed, good looking gf
You know how dumb you probably look taking these pictures hahaha
show tits and pussy
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Lets not imply the waist is the only thing that makes a person over healthy weight. She is overweight. Go educate yourself.
We are not talking first grade phys ed here. Or BMI for autistics. We are talking healthy vs not. She isn't.
op spread them cheeks for ya boi
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please explain how she is over wieght?
Look at the fat around her panty line and thighs and ass. She is overweight, kid. Underactive and 15 pounds too heavy.