First question

First question
Can anybody tell me what these are?

cancer

Genitals

If you put vinegar on them and turn white they are most likely hpv.

Rolling for it to be genitals

Judging by the hair and the size of them, Hamster testicles.

dickey bumps

Ebola or prostatitis

They're already pretty white. Do you mean my genitals will turn a lighter white if I pour vinegar on them or the bumps themselves?

The bumps. Although this test is not very reliable. But it might convince you to go see a doctor.

Still haven't been tested I'm thinking razeor burn from several years back that I've never taken care of but thats wishful thinking.
Question 2

What is this and would pouring vinegar on this help?

Looks like foredyce spots but I wouldn't take Sup Forums advice

They're like tiny zits that pop and puss tho

Two words...
Five letters...

P O P
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what the fuck. I fear for my dick

I'm afraid I'll lose a lot of blood though not about to go to ER with dick hanging out

you will die

I've had Gert the growth for 5 years now I dont think he'd hurt me

It's on the top of the dermis aka there won't be much blood if any

I'll be back either tomorrow or Tuesday then. What tools would be good besides a scalpel?