Be me

>be me
>setup private email server
>use it for better privacy for certain activities that i won't mention
>feds find out about server
>server gets subpoena'd
>call in tech to wipe all data from server before we turn it over
>explain that i don't know what happend
>they don't believe me
>shit storm ensues
>pretty sure that i am going to have to go to jail
>my husband has a private meeting with the attorney general
>sets things straight
>no more jail, problem solved!
feelsgoodman

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you forgot

>lose presidential race because of it

that's a whole other story

>be me
>run for president
>fake many challenges from hateful opposition
>misogynists
>sexists
>bigots
>racists
>white supremacists
>pepe
>winning regardless
>opposition teams up with russian hackers
>opposition rigs the election
>opposition unfortunately wins.
damnrussians

>be born
>blame russians
>people believe me bc dykes and trannys

You realise she is a clone and will always be protected by the CIA and FBI. The whole investigation was a show for you all.

>be OP
>be a faggot
>realize i should be posting this on Sup Forums
>post it on Sup Forums anyway
imsuchafaggot

>No one gives a fuck about emails

Hillary hacked the Democratic National Committee with her gross lesbian vagina.

there is literally more evidence of Trump working with russia than the email thing, btfo

>be OP
>watch fox news
>drool all over myself
>being dumb enough to actually believe emailgate is real

Either way, Hillary had something to hide.
Trump basically flaunts what he does with Russia.

>be me
>be married to president of usa
>husband fucks everything in sight except me
>likeigiveafuck.jpg
>husband gets caught
>sucka.exe
>still stick by husband to show i am a good wife
>playingthelonggame.jpg
>fastforward to 08
>start running for president
>its time to fulfill my dream to cheat on husband while being a president
>nigger man steals the show
>lowkeyragesuppression.exe
>get a important ass job to show my worth for next time
>job sucks but make headlines to stay relevant
>Benghazi.exe
>oopsmybad.jpg
>dodge the bullet
>earthquake in a 3rd world country
>get dumbass husband to make money for doing nuthin
>charity.exe
>after 2 terms nigger man does not want to be president anymore
>mytimeisnow.jpg
>white hair old socialist bastard want to take on me
>has ton of fan following
>bitchcantcatchabreak.exe
>manipulate party elections to win
>get old bastard to support me
>kissmaassyabish.jpg
>orange fat boy wants to be president
>saywhat.jpg
>thisisgonbeeasyasfuckboi.jpg
>dedicated campaign to paint him the devil
>fbi director reopens some case related to my aide
>so what i am gonna be President soon
>find evidence against me and my harmless mails that i by mistake deleted
>get bad press week before election
>noworriesigotthis.jpg
>result day
>jumping with joy cant contain the excitement
>gonna win this
>results out win popular vote
>still lose election
>WHATTTTTT??????
>bitch ass voting system
>orange bastard wins
>thisshitagain.exe
>go into woods to drink n shit
>work from outside to get orange bastard impeached like my husband
>Iwillgitusucka.jpg

only if you buy into the right-wing lies and propaganda. Hillary couldn't even be charged because it was all only speculation and no actual evidence of wrongdoing even exists

bruh
the whole thing blew up because the evidence was deleted

If you kill your parents and get rid of the bodies, you still killed your parents.

CUNT

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it is real... anyone with a security clearance needs to watch their ass when handling classified info

> being this stupid

no you are stupid

just because rebpublicans claimed that she deleted emails, doesn't mean that this is proof that she actually deleted them.

> being this stupid

>being stupid enough to think hillary isnt a guilty cunt

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Well the non-retards generally try to find evidence before calling someone guilty.
I am pretty sure Trump colluded with Putin to get him elected, if he himself gave the orders or his campaign-management i do not know.
And even then before Trump can be trialed we will need Evidence.
Unlike Trumptards who believe everything Breitbart writes.

>non-retards generally try to find evidence before calling someone guilty
>I am pretty sure Trump colluded with Putin

this post seems like one of those tumblr people trying to argue against trump

>>opposition teams up with russian hackers
Proof?

More accurately
>Get caught destroying evidence
>Get caught rigging primaries
>Call half the country deplorable
>Lose election to an unqualified app
>Blame it on fake Russian hackers even though claimed weeks before that the election was unhackable

>watch fox news
>read breitbart
>believe Hillary did bad things
>hear Trump refer to her as "crooked Hillary"
>my beliefs straightened despite the massive lack of actual evidence
maga

All of those things are well documented...

So you're dumb.

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>be OP
>start a sarcastic greentext thread
>watch it get hijacked by ant-Trump trolls
>tfw

If you support hillary, you probably aren't very bright. Borderline retarded, in fact.

>If you support drumpf, you probably aren't very bright. Borderline retarded, in fact.

ftfy

And here we see the Trumpette in his native environment, congratulating himself for the ultimate highpoint in his life: somebody else's victory.
Surely this feeling of elation is a bright shining light in his otherwise median life. So bright in fact, that when everything else is on fire he won't notice the difference. Marvelous.

if you come to Sup Forums to cry about candidate x or candidate y, you're an idiot who has no life.

>has an iq of 15
>cries into pillow every night because she lost

Holy shit. So this has come full circle now? You people say emails never happened and Russia is real?

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one has a special prosecutor, the other does not.

>she still lost

won the popular vote.

Do you know how U.S. elections work, little boy?

Call this chick a stupid dyke.

>popular vote

Doesn't matter, she still lost. Wining the popular vote because large cities support you is all and well, but she's not in office is she? You want it changed fix your stupid fucking electoral system. Oh wait, with it fixed, she'd never even have gotten through the DNC.

She didn't though. Every state that had electronic voting had her 10-15% over her average in every single state that doesn't have electronic voting. Can't really say that's a coincidence

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b-b-but muh popular vote!!!

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Retarded denial faggot.

>being this dense

No wonder the left is retarded and keeps losing. Fuck out of here with your shilled tunnel vision you stupid faggot!

Yep, she rigged it, and STILL lost. This is why everyone reacted like they did. The media was shocked, as was the entire democrat party, because the fix was in, and she still fucking lost!

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>be OP
>have no sense of smell
>that's how I can ignore the smell of rotting horse meat

>Yep, she rigged it, and STILL lost.

he rigged it, and won.

FTFY

>going after OP when thread is 3 hours old.

>she rigged it

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This, according to Occam's razor.

Its not just "emails"
Its wiping servers subpoena'd by the Govt for a criminal investigation then saying "What do you mean wiping the server? Like with a towel?"
but ya its just emails bro

Fuck Trump. Only fascist Nazis and white supremacists support him at this point in time. Still support him, well then you're one of these and need to be punched.

Trump's staff are now using unsecured mail servers, and Trump's cell phone is unsecure.

Lock him up.

I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of violent people like you, huh.

Things just don't compute. How many investigations have the GOP perped on the Clintons? Hundreds? And what did they find. Nothing.

FF to today and Trump is under investigation by FBI, CIA, Honeland Security etc etc and his retards are all like no big deal

youtube.com/watch?v=0lv3JfhCX9s

Good thing that doesn't matter in our republic

Useless foot soldier of the establishment you claim to protest. How fucking retarded are you? Lmao you faggots aren't even useful to them anymore.

>Trump is under investigation
Nope. He's not under investigation. Comey admitted this under oath during the congressional hearings. Just because CNN never reported it, doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

>He's not under investigation

Keep ignoring all the people Hillary has had assassinated, stupid dykes. You just wanted a president you could finger yourself to.

Ok I fucking hate Bernie, but the way she, her staff, and the DNC fucked him was probably their single greatest mistake because it turned dems against her.

>what is a special prosecutor
>what is a grand jury

neck yourself.

> Hackers target fact-checking site after Clinton endorses it

>who is paul manafort

>b-but trump's under investigation.

Apparently her entire family are mass murderers.

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You typed all that shit out and no one even read it.
God your sad

She lost, get over it...

>literally

Tumblr strikes again

>can't even defend trump
>b-but b-but hillary.....

>muh whataboutism

acitve measures, clint watts

The entire thread is about Hillary.
Who has their head in the sand?

it's nearly a year after the election and still the only thing you can legitimately talk shit about is the losing candidate, to whom nothing has still happened. Sure is a whole lot of winning.

America. Where the empty space matters more than the number of people who vote.

>>Get caught rigging primaries
that's proven a russian attack by 17 agencies, a meeting of six us senators

documented on the national enquirer

bait

bait

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using a private server is smart, computer illeterate closet nazi

bait

bait

we're going ot get a new election. first a grand jury, then an attorney general of NY, then trump tower in moscow, now notes of comey. it'll come by thanksgiving while he's away

I remember when it was just bill that was the murderer. Now it's a house of 1000 corpses remake.

> gotten through the DNC
not sure if closet sisssy nazi or bernie supporter. go suck herring boris

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