I am god.
I am god
Tell me my future, god.
Define god.
me.
What are you?
you will become a billionaire.
but then you get kidnapped by sand nigs and suffer a painful death.
I am nothing, but i am also everything.
You cannot be both A and not A. You are logically impossible.
Tell me my future
Why does God need a starship?
that's nice dear. hows the deitying going ?
kys
The Big Bang fucked everything up.
>god is logically impossible
interesting
Because they are badass.
logic is just chaos rationalised
Hmmm how will i become a billionaire?
you will become a politician.
the big bang was a result of me taking a shit.
oh noes, I thought it was a turtle vomiting
Noooooooooo
Fuck you. You took my Mom from me 3 months ago you bastard.
The good ol' Quantum Physics and the famous Schrödinger's Cat
don't worry I make sure shes pleasured everyday :)
Well, as long as shes happy up there. You better be good to her or I'll kick your ass.