I am god

I am god.

Tell me my future, god.

Define god.

me.

What are you?

you will become a billionaire.


but then you get kidnapped by sand nigs and suffer a painful death.

I am nothing, but i am also everything.

You cannot be both A and not A. You are logically impossible.

Tell me my future

Why does God need a starship?

that's nice dear. hows the deitying going ?

kys
The Big Bang fucked everything up.

>god is logically impossible
interesting

Because they are badass.

logic is just chaos rationalised

Hmmm how will i become a billionaire?

you will become a politician.

the big bang was a result of me taking a shit.

oh noes, I thought it was a turtle vomiting

Noooooooooo

Fuck you. You took my Mom from me 3 months ago you bastard.

The good ol' Quantum Physics and the famous Schrödinger's Cat

don't worry I make sure shes pleasured everyday :)

Well, as long as shes happy up there. You better be good to her or I'll kick your ass.