lol
Fattybumbum
Cooper King
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Henry Brown
more like fatze amirite
Isaac Johnson
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Carter Hill
>stoffwechselstörung
yeah right
Gabriel Williams
Oh shit. Will he die?
Parker Diaz
yeah
Levi Ortiz
>bvb.de
The next Messi they said...
Gavin Martinez
why couldn't it be Neuer who scored the goal
Julian Bennett
>metabolic disturbances
probably as a result of steroid usage, Germany cheating once again, 2014 World Cup sure to be revoked due to doping violations
Logan Ward
>I'm not fat, it's my metabolism
Benjamin Long
or Klose
Parker Davis
ist dies /bundes/?
Alexander Richardson
100 % sure
Adrian Miller
Jesus, this is so sad. I feel so guilty for the times I said he was in decline, never knew it was due to illness. :(
Carson Lewis
at some point, sure
Chase Flores
no, but his career might do
Cooper Rivera
Is this also the reason he got so fat?
How long is he out for?
Matthew Nelson
Great thread.
Levi Carter
ok so he got an excuse for the fatness
what about his hairline though?
Asher Green
Indefinitely. It must be really serious.
Brayden Cruz
>Stoffwechsel
how do you fuck up Ess that hard
Jaxon Wright
He will do the Enke but derail the train in the process
Gabriel Garcia
But Messi never won the WC
Benjamin Harris
haha what a fat little nazi
no more cremeschnitte for him
Brayden Thompson
is this the reason he looks like a 13 y/o?
Mason Powell
And this is where I keep my genetics.
He should ask Fat Ronaldo, he had similar stuff.
Lucas Hernandez
>filthy rich
>got lucky with a disorder, so he can retire young
>can now enjoy his life
What went right?
Adrian Bennett
I was always wondering why he looked so different.
He don't have the look of a good football player.
Evan Thomas
we will all die
Isaiah Sanchez
Since I'm getting older (22 yo) I feel more weird watching football.
When there are players on the field around my age or even younger.
They can retire when they are like 35 if they want and can enjoy the live in a perfect way.
Cooper Butler
Depression is incredibly common among footballers when they retire, money is nice but it doesn't make a perfect life
Grayson Sanchez
Do you go to any matches? I used to feel like it was getting weird when I hit 21. Then I started going to watch my local team and the stadium is practically full of old cunts with nothing going on in their lives. Makes me feel a little better, at least until I hit their age.
Asher Watson
It's really strange tßh. I mean you can go full messiah complex like Bill Gates if you are filthy rich.
Evan Campbell
hello is this /bundes/?
Leo Robinson
Or become an unhinged narcissist like Trump
Robert Brown
still butthurt after 70 years
Carter Morgan
vielleicht
Carson Clark
they were the only euro side not to be affected by the brazilian humidity while the likes of italy, spain, and england wilted under the strain of the conditions. Fifa needs to take a second look those kruts .
Joshua Long
>tfw shit "beard"
Lucas Robinson
>tf
>tt
Mason Wood
More like Bayernwechselstörung.
Evan Cooper
Turks are used to playing in the heat.
Brandon Green
Turks didn't even qualify for that World Cup.
Or were did you unironically fall for the
>le Germany has so many Turks in their NT
meme when only one Turk was in our NT then?
Joseph Reyes
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