Anyone else have a micro penis? If not what medical conditions do you have?
>no self diagnosed bullshti
Anyone else have a micro penis? If not what medical conditions do you have?
I have been diagnosed as having an acute tendency to be cooler than all my friends
TBI ( traumatic brain injury)
TBI migraines
PTSD
chronic stress fractures on the ol shins
Cartilage is worn out they want to replace my knees
Deaf in my left ear.
Alot more I don't feel like typing up...
diabetes
musculary dystrophy duchenne (i am 31 years old, should be dead since ~10 years)
FADS (Fat Ass Depression Syndrome)
do hemorrhoids count?
also, my penis is a little curved
I've got a saggy hairy ass and a saggy penis.
also, my balls seem a bit oval instead of spherical, and of different size and placed at different height.
also, if I don't show and bidet for 4-5 days, inter-buttcheek sweat around the anus (peri-anal area) smells funny, more of a fungi than sweated shit. In that case I change my pantsu, possibly after bideting.
finally, it seems I found the reason why my anus was itchy at times during the night. It was because of broken hair crawling down the inter-buttcheek canyon.
I guess I should bidet more frequently.
I'm a cunt.
in a genital or metaphoric manner?
tfw small benis D-X
ewww, gross and gay.
You just needed to write the number of centimeters and millimeters, and it was go.
instead you being a fag didn't resist the tempation to put a picture of a pathetic gay penor on an imageboard already featuring too much gay content.
I guess I have some problem because I can literally cum without a boner
My dick is 7 inches, does that count as micro?
people on this board will answer "yes" to that question, because of Le Meme of Le BBCock they fap to.
>my balls seem a bit oval instead of spherical
they're not spheres, they're sort of bean shaped
>and of different size
usually one is slightly larger than the other
>and placed at different height
usually one is slightly higher than the other
that's all normal
your mushroom ass is not normal. consider seeing a dermatologist.
>ad/hd
Maybe more idk
No.
>your mushroom ass is not normal. consider seeing a dermatologist.
I don't know what to say to a dermathologist -- "please sniff my sweated anus and check if it's normal or not"
btw after bideting it stays 24 to 72 hours without ever getting itchyscratchy
...
>be me
>Blood Donor Week
>hospital campervan gets us in line
>they extracted 400cc of my blood
>they gifted me a juice - even asked if I wanted a the peach or the orange flavored one - I chose peach because I feel it'd last more
>15 days later I got an email with blood sample results
>basically all parameters were within normal values except the last three ones, the glucose-related ones
>I guess I need to stop drinking Coke
>be me
>BMI 29,97
>nuff said