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Danz

anime
fuck cara

anime

I do, there's no need to post about things that happened in the past though.

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Is he /ourguy/

pooey lynx lad, pooey lynx lad, show us your deodorant

Why is the Nintendo Switch out of stock?

>Brits gets an entire board for themselves
>It's already crawling with foreigners

they only made 4

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just diz-gusting

ah it all makes sense now

literally irrefutable tony blair helped

1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

need an ugly unless she's wearing makeup gf

ARSE

shagging this tranny i met on tinder in roughly 30 minutes

going to cum buckets

I will never understand why people still speak French.

the rock eats 5k calories every day

How do I get a stronger jawline?

why?

THE GF

all your posts are shit

will not be reading that dissertation a few posts above mine

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ah yes, blair
youtu.be/y1cFoPFF-as?t=804

how

just got a phonecall from jammer

Yeah still dont understand why we got taught French at school its a fucking useless dead language. Could have learned Spanish or Mandarin instead

youtube.com/watch?v=rkouBjy6XCo

because fuck you thats why

Jesus

>being working class and posting on /brit/

big fan of france and french

shut up mong
bet you're one of those spastics who can only speak one language

real busposting hours who tf up

Cosmetic surgery

Is it beef or music?

lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/katie-hopkins/bleeding-heart-liberal-migrants-changed-husband

oh

whilst i would love to breed with her in order to ensure my sons had god tier jaw genetics i doubt the marriage would ever work, me being an alcoholic neet and all

You arrive in Stockon-on-Tees..

*ventilation system fails*

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the effects of various different anti-tank rounds (courtesy of reddit)

There is literally no reason to learn a dead language like ((french)) when spanish and Mandarin exist

How do windows fail

*breathe in*

so this... this is it... the northern powerhouse...

*jumps off mountain*
*does a wank on the way down*

Come to africa and sire many children

tired lads, could NOT be arsed with the gym.

Just ate dinner. Do I nip t'shop and buy a few beers? Do I go the the pub on me tod for a solitary pint?

turtle australian's cheekbones and jaws are the mongoloid kind that don't count

greetings line 1 what is your name traveler

can stormzy even freestyle?

Is it true if i stood on a really tall building in New York and looked out to sea and squinted my eyes i cold see london in the distance?

we're all in here you mongs

we're all in here you mongs

uh... j-james?

Ffs that's asking for 35 year old mums.
women shouldn't be giving birth past 30

kill jester

>entire board
Are you implying that part any of Sup Forums is good?

bit mean

dont even need to squint on a clear day

they don't open

>mandarin
hmmm yes learn the language of your next masters... hmm... yes mr ping... tching ping pong ramen... yes yes ni hao indeed ni hao...

i want my kids to look like me
and i want to be in love with my wife
and i have nothing in common with africans so what the hell am i going to talk about over morning tea?

Bit like /brit/ desu

look at this fucking thread

There's a place in Ireland totally like that. Many places but yeah.

Not going to that reddit board

just had an invigorating post-wank catnap

want to volunteer at a dog or cat rescue centre but there's none near me

no, you should have a job by the time you're 15.

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haha you can see me here at 1:17 what am i like

kill jester

get on my fucking level

*poos*

greetings james

you awake on a northern council estate
to the east is a park full of youths
to the north is a paki shop
to the west is a car with no windows

what would you like to do?

put your tongue on the roof of your mouth at all times
teeth just barely touching
breathe through nose only

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>Edinburgh ranked second in the world for quality of life

Little Englanders btfo

was crying by the end of that segment

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right lad i'm fucking through with the warnings you post another fucking nigger and i'm coming to fucking deck you ya hear me you wee RAT

If you mean in the yank meaning of freestyle then no

/bant/

Shouldent you be learning arabic then froggy

> karen poster

into the bin your opinion goes

get a trip so i can filter you as well

he got parred by a 6 year old

**teleports behind you**

Lmao how sheltered are you

laying in bed posting on /brit/ in my underpants xx

open coffin
i mean

get in car

xi lui hei? xiao ming tsutsei... haha...

Only lasted to 6:15

scots are subhuman trash that will never live up to Anglos

WEE WEE MOHAMMED

if you want kill your chances in higher education sure

that thread is 2 and a half hours old and not even halfway to bump limit. NOT a good look

stay arsepained senpai

Sry

that's not gonna change your bone structure famalam

i guess it COULD make your jaw muscles bigger though..

I'm confused when people separate sex/gender

You're either a man or a woman, I don't get it

that was bait set up to play out like that you gullible twat

you climb in through the window of the car. on the passenger seat is a small tin box. on the back seat is a cricket bat and a crackpipe

what would you like to do?