This just happened. Did I lose my virginity???

This just happened. Did I lose my virginity???

>22
>Kissless, friendless, hugless, handholdless, virgin loser
>Meet girl on PoF
>Straight 7/10 Qt with glasses
>Take her out, do chivalrous shit.like hold sores etc
>She thinks I'm 'pretty'
>Talk for several hours about life and shit
>She's dropping hints that she wants to get fucked
>Neither of our places are suitable venues for fucking
>She really wants it, suggests we do it in car
>Drive to quiet spot
>Itsactuallyhappening.omg
>Kisses me, full on, tongue down my throat
>Feels and tastes bizarre
>Gets on top, takes off her top
>I manage to get her bra in one go, feel like a Chad
>Take off her panties
>Eat her out for 10 minutes
>Moaning the whole time, 'im gonna cum!!!' etc, really not sure if real or fake
>Myturn.jpg
>She sucks my dick
>I can't get harder than a semi
>Realise in this instant that masturbating 3x day to depraved shit has ruined my sexual function
>Try as I might, just can't get hard
>Try having sex anyway, just flops out
>Suggest trying without condom
>In retrospect this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever done in my life to date
>Still, can barely push more than an inch inside her
>She still.moans, I feel like shit for making her have to pretend
>Go soft
>Can't get hard again
>End of sexual session
>Go home, rub one out

She still wants to see me again. She's even told me she wants us to marry, this is the first time I ever met this fucking girl.

So does this count as losing my virginity? And could I have got her pregnant from precum? (Last orgasm 24+hours before the 'sex', pissed at least 3x since that orgasm)

Pic most definitely not related, I wish it was that fucking easy

who the fuck is that

>wants to marry after one date

She's crazy, run for it OP

Keep trying and lay off the porn. You'll get used to her and your dick will get hard. Invest in some Viagra, too! Shit works like a charm.

What if I got her fucking pregnant

Fucking Hell I am such a dumbass

OP you're fucked

ya dun goofed

In all honesty you didn't. 24 hours is far too long. Especially pissing 3 times since last orgasm

He's

I really am fucked, I might have just thrown my fucking life down the drain, AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET OFF RNHSHSJAHDBJKSJ

>chivalrous shit.like hold sores etc
That is pretty damn chivalrous.

Stop masturbating , if it becomes obvious to her, which unless she's an autist it already has, explain to her that you've been single for like 8 months and its fucked up your ability.
Tell her she's gotta really work for it to get back into high gear

>just the tip
sorry, doesn't count

Doors**
I hope the 'sores' autocorrect isn't Kek telling me I just contracted herpes

unless you ejaculated inside her, you didn't get her pregnant.

don't continue with this girl. she's not mentally stable, just fade her. she's probably had lots of hookups like that, and getting faded won't be anything new to her

tldr no one cares btw

talk to your doctor about viagra. seriously, it will help. also stop fapping every day

It counts. Hell, I've been with quite a few girls I couldn't get it up for, tried again with them later trying different things, got it up no problem.

You need to marry her, you fucking scumbag.

dumbass

precum can contain semen as well

>TL:Dr

Fuck off back to your special needs ADHD class you cunt. If you don't wanna read it, then don't.

why the fuck does the guy in the vid only have one sleeve

Second, she's hot af

Should I stop fapping immediately? Or should I start fapping without porn first, then phase it out?

Eh just relax next time and don't worry if it'll happen again.

How can I relax

If she's pregnant, I think I'm gonna fucking kill myself

She's not fucking pregnant, you retard.

next time creampie that bitch balls deep bruh

Similar story. I'll share my experiences from a few years back
>18 years old Virgin
>all my friends are Virgins as well
>decide to lose virginity together. Start googling rub and tugs
>find one called alpha care. Get all excited and book a date to go.
>170 dollars to fuck a 9/10 chick what could go wrong
>get to the massage Palar. Two massive Russian dudes are sitting at reception wearing all black suits.
>ask what girls are working, friend picks some Asian chick, other friend picks a white chick, and I pick a Spanish one
>the receptionist who is like 6'5 walks each of us to a different room and then tells us to shower and sit on the bed
>I take a quick shower after a few minutes girl walks in and asks what I want
>talk about the offers, suggests that I go with body slam with a special ending (basically she rubs her body on my body, sucks me off and then fucks me)
>decide to go with one. She lays me onto the bed and starts rubbing her body
>felt pretty good. However I notice that I'm not getting quite hard. Start to panic a little but then she puts her tits in my face and I forget
>moves down and starts sucking my semi
>sucks sucks sucks
>stays semi
>I try dirty talking to change the mood but nope it makes the situation worse because I'm ass at dirty talking.
>bitch starts getting frustrated because she's sucking on limp Dick. Condom. She tries jerking it off but no bueno
>I try fingering her and she says no, I'm not allowed to touch her. She's obviously annoyed with me now
>suggest putting a condom on and fucking. It may get hard then.
>she sighs and walks to the counter. Grabs a condom and puts it on
>struggles because Dick isn't hard enough to put condom on with ease
>tries to sit on Dick but too limp
>I suggest she tries sucking me off again. She looks at me with cat eyes and says seriously?
> "cmon Its my first time I'm probably just nervous"
>sighs and takes the condom off. Gives me a hand job
Will cont with next post

it has nothing to do with jerking it. you were nervous, its performance anxiety. don't believe anything else unless you hear it from a doctor.

she seems alright with it if she wants to keep seeing you, but as for her wanting to marry, she's a little too attached already or crazy. be careful, but keep getting your dick wet.

also, another tip (heh) don't focus so much on her pleasure, focus on yourself. If you're doing everything right while trying to get off, she'll respond in kind. Coming from someone who always tried spoiling his ex, but didn't get off as often as he would've liked.

if you're young and healthy it's probably not ED or too much porn, just you're too nervous. I've fucked a few diff girls and it's only happened with one girl cause I was really nervous, I thought it was ED but it must have been something with that one girl making me nervous, cause the next girl I was much more comfortable with and it hasn't happened once with her 100+ times fucking.

I still jerk off whenever I want and never have problems, so it's probably just from you being nervous. The more comfortable with the girl the easier it'll be, just be more confident, realize she wants your dick and don't think too much, cause overthinking is your problem.

>Killing yourself before you attempt to kill the unborn fetus...

It's like you millennial faggots are completely devoid of any fragment of a survival instinct anymore...

"Pathetic" isn't even close to strong enough of a word to describe this situation.

>Dick won't get hard though and she decides that she's not doing this anymore
>"I'll give you a massage if you want but we aren't going to fuck tonight"
>decide to agree with the massage since I paid the money so Atleast I'll get something out of it
>cry internally at how I just spent half my paycheck on a fucking massage.
>massage was half assed. Super awkward as well
>after massage is done I ask the chick if I can get somewhat of a refund
>fuck no it's not my fault your cock won't get hard.
>ask her one more time for a refund and she gives me 20 dollars back. Then she leaves the room in a heart beat
>feel like shit, see all my friends and they are rejoicing that they finally got laid.
>had to pretend and celebrate with them. All the while knowing that im living a lie
> chick sees me celebersting and shakes her head

Was a shitty night. Got home and jerked off lmao. That's when I realized porn was the problem. Stopped watching after that

>18
>all virgins
kek

Morgan Lee

She's not pregnant, it's harder than you think (or your dick).
Continue seeing her, get better at sex with her, always wear a condom from now on.
Dump her as soon as she hits her period.

>Stopped watching after that
And how's that going for you?
Have you noticed any improvements of any type?

drink one shot of vodka
take a viagra
and dont worry, you gonna be fuckin hard for hours

enjoy your hypotension

#thingsthatneverhappened. You are and always will be a virgin faggot, OP... nothing will change that

Fucking lol

I relapsed and have been watching more intense porn then before. Now when porn doesn't help me.

It did help for a bit though. I'm 19 now so decided to completely cut it out until I can get hard with just my hand no porn.

It's a long road a head brother

Inswear to God himself, this is word for word what just happened 3 hours ago

I can't fucking believe it either. I think she only wants me for my money, I'm a med student one year away from graduation...

the point was also made that OP's story was uninteresting and mundane, undeserving of its own thread.

way to get butthurt tho

It's pretty fucking hilarious reading all the shitty advice in this thread.

Especially all the neckbeards suggesting Viagra as a normal fix.

You faggots are talking to someone who's still practically a kid, not some twisted old sexual deviant whose depraved fetishes prevent him from getting a rise out of anything...

OP quit jacking off so much, at least hold off day of, maybe once if you have to. There is a sweet spot that will make you last forever.

If shes saying this kind of shit, there is something wrong with her, she is inviting you to use her. So do it, get good at sex and gain some self confidence.

Let her find an issue with you (like be shitty at texting back) then you wont feel like as big of an asshole as you would if you just ghosted her.

TLDR She has issues (which again is fine, we all do) just use them to your advantage

At least I'm not alone in this

My god, it was fucking humiliating.

I never ever thought this would happen to me. I get random boners all the fucking time, the ONE time I needed one, it was nowhere to be found

I will never watch porn again

Very old and stale pasta
No one says itsactuallyhappening.jpg anymore
Fake and gay

you not only didnt lose your virginity, you set the groundwork for a loveless relationship with a psychopath

Happened to me on my first time (sorta) will greentext if interested

Decided to quit porn recently, so I was slightly curious on your result.

I wish you the best my friend for the future

if u dont get hard then your true relationship is already marred dude, also pre cum is not that easy to impregnate a chick unless u penetrate dude

>just use them to your advantage

Pof shill

You're making the chances seem a lot higher, I pulled out with my girl for 3-4 months, we fucked near enough everyday, and I did stupid shit like putting it back in after I cummed, still didn't get knocked up. It's all good.

So you met your first fucking golddigger. Good for you. She'll fuck your brains out since she's a whore. Tap it for a while and invest in morning after pills. Then dump her like the trash she is.

Op keep us updated and let us know if she's pregnant

So had a vascular injury to the junk a couple years ago that sent me to the urologist. Dr gave me generic Viagra aka Sildenafil Citrate. Also a script for Cialis, but fuck that because of cost. Generic Viagra worked great and is less than a dollar a pill, but my other problem was finishing. I could go for fucking hours. Went back to dick doc and he suggested yohimbe. said that its what they used to prescribe before Viagra was on the market for ed. Makes your dick more sensitive too. Now I take both the yohimbe and viagra and absolutely punish my girls snizz and nut like three times over 30 minutes without loosing the boner. God tier dicking now. give it a go. or at least try the yohimbe its an over the counter supplement. best of luck bro.

Not OP but damn that yohimbe seems perfect for me, I can go for hours, but I find it EXTREMELY hard to cum, I need to be in a certain position and need to tense very hard, which causes cramps and shit, not fun.

The problem though is you'll become reliant on taking Viagra no?

You are a med student and you are asking Sup Forums if pre-cum can get her pregnant?

It is technically possible but extremely unlikely, so relax. I'd be more concerned about an STD if I were you.

Also, yes, asking to marry after one date is crazy. She may be worth banging again though WITH a condom. You may need some practice. Don't lead her on about marriage though.

And yeah, porn fucks you up. I have a different issue. I have problems cumming with girls, but I have a big dick and get rock hard, and can stay rock hard for hours. Girls love it but it always gets awkward when they want me to cum, so I've gotten use to often faking it (guys can do it too!).

She's not pregnant, chill.

not really. My doc gives it to me recreationally now. I can function normally, but women these days almost expect men to be super human. The pill allows me to deliver. Confidence builder and leg up on these bitches.

did you hold her sores or your sores? i'm confused

Need link to vid

Ok, OP, listen here

I understand. The whole jerking it thing has become the only way your body understands arousal. So now we know the problem and we have a quick fix, some qt is willing to take care of that for you.

Stop jerking it and viagra up if need be the next time. Maybe even jerk yourself up when you're about to get there to warm yourself up.

Abd she can get pregnant from pre cum but if you stuck your dick in there for like a minute, dont worry about it. It aint happening. Just BE Careful about this how if she talking aboht marriage already and willing to fuck you raw dog. She will try to get pregnant more than likely. Carry ALL of your condoms and dont trust her when it comes to the pill. She'll probably be a step in improving your social skills and charisma. I went from virgin nerd to str8 pussy slayer after I got my dick wet.

If this is real congrats OP def a success story

You were nervous. Also maybe you drank alcohol? If you get shit faced you will have shit sloppy sex. Don't drink too much before vaginal expedition.

Let me guess, you own a website that sells whatever scam shit your talking about?

>She's even told me she wants us to marry, this is the first time I ever met this fucking girl.

run do not walk btw you ate herpes pussy that 2 other guys fucked that day. jesus user.

no matter how desperate you are whores are never worth it

This

dumbass

no it can't. repeating stupid ass school sex ed shit from abstinence states.

Wow. This is exactly how my first time went a couple months ago. Except my dick was like 60% hard. I went in without a condom when I was all floppy but then pulled out extra blood flow. Obviously it's because of all the degenerate porn we watch but confidence plays a big roll too I believe.

I didn't think Casper the ghost could get shot

If you're still on Sup Forums and you're not a millennial, then you're either underage or over fucking 30 and still here which is fucking pathetic.