Would you rather be given a grand right now for doing absolutely nothing or have her tongue your dick and balls for an...

Would you rather be given a grand right now for doing absolutely nothing or have her tongue your dick and balls for an hour?

I'll take the grand.

Grand. I'm in a little debt atm and I have a sexy wife that blows me weekly

I'm lonelier than I am poor, I'll take the quick gratification please

I'll take the grand. $1000 can go further than a blowjob long term.

but op said if you take the money then you cant do anything with the girl

>?
nigger are you fucking high

Grand easily, any ole whore can swirl her mouth around your knob user

$1000 easily.

simple

1) i figure they must be offering her more than a grand to blow me

2) so i tell her that i am going to get paid one way or another.. her choice is how much

3) continue to explain to her that she can either give me a third of what they offer her to blow me, or else i will simply accept the grand myself

4) now she can decide if 2/3 of what the offer her to blow me is something she wants.


I win any way you slice the cake now

either i end up with a grand, or a decent sum and a hour worth of fun with a hottie.

I've got money, I would take the bj
But for 1000, I'm getting the butthole to. And at least 3 hours.

What is up with people thinking everyone is black? She's obviously a Caucasian who visited a tanning bed.

I'll take the money and go rent a cheaper whore with plenty left over.

At that rate, why not just use your hand?

SAUCE

pornstar: August Ames

Take the grand then give her $50 worth of coke for the BJ

the chick

ill take the cash, blowjobs and tonguing's are boring.

The grand for sure, not a big fan of bjs

If it was unprotected vag and ass sex, then id consider it

They might be boring but they feel good.

Money are you fucking kidding me?

I'd take the money. Being touched disgusts me.

Weekly. Kek

bump

As a kissless virgin, I'm going to have to go with the girl.

You'll be disappointed. Just take the money.

This tbh

Cash no doubt

Bump

The BJ
It's not going to suck itself

If the OP's pic related symbolizes a bitch otherwise unattainable despite the price, I'd take the bitch. Especially if she finds me unattractive, that's the icing on the cake.

Cash obviously. I'm not a horny 15 year old no blow job is worth $1000

What's to stop her from blowing you, then laughing in your face when you try to collect a %? Also its a hypothetical question and you're adding additional rules to attempt to circumvent it. Answer the spirit of the question, don't try to twist it around its not a riddle.

lol what kind of sad fuck would ever pay 1000$ for a fucking blowjob

legit you could fly to amsterdam and fuck a prostitute hotter than OP's chick for less than a grand you faggots

That isn't even a week's pay for me.

I'm taking the girl.

You all are some serious poorfags if you think that is a lot of money.

$1k is pocket change

you filthy poor cunts

I'm poor and I would choose her tongue.

depends... what would she do for a grand?

take the cash.
give the girl 300 bucks.
she blows me and i fuck her.
everybody wins!

he was saying that $1000 can go further than a blowjob long term, meaning nothing to do with the girl you fucking retarded bitch. i feel sorry for you, you probably don't realize how fucking stupid you are just go kill yourself you piece of shit

You are obviously a lonely faggot if you would take a blowjob for $1000. You must never get to touch a girl so I guess that would be worth it for you.

I'd rather take the grand of cash, even if this were broadcast publicly and I knew people would be watching.

But look at her.

take the G and then give her 250 for that and another 250 to fuck her in the ass
>ballin

She's worth more than $250, and also worth more than the total of $500, IMO.

Am I weird that I would pay that much just to have her tongue swipe my length once?

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