>great Britain
>really isn't that great
Great Britain
Ethan Cruz
Jayden Peterson
>United States
>really isn't that United
Gavin Gray
>make america great again
>actually make even worse
Easton Turner
he was asking for that one
Charles Wilson
>butthurt leftist
It never was supposed to be that way
Jonathan Green
>Canada
>Canada
Samuel Fisher
>The United Queendom of Okay Britian
>The Divided States of Part of North America
>Canada
Jaxon Brooks
>Mark isn't the most common name in Denmark
Leo Collins
>the shartnited judeo-hispanic-negro republic of the 50%
Sebastian Torres
Except they are
>language is called English
>they invented Cricket and Soccer
>dank military traditions
>own a bunch of countries
>Gurkhas and shit
Justin Nelson
>Italian praising the eternal pirate
Brandon Hill
>Calling it s****r
Hopefully Italian peninsula breaks off from Europe.
Daniel Cooper
Man, until it's bantz, I bant along. When shit gets serious, you have to recognise that the Brits are the master race
Andrew Perry
...
Luke Perez
>United Kingdom
>Scotland wants to leave
Ryder Green
Ayoooo
Matthew Watson
>United Kingdom
>no king and only queen
Cooper Taylor
Are you the Italian that wants a British boyfriend?
Logan Thomas
absolutely lovely post. I love italy and italians x
Jackson Davis
>Czech republic
>no dubs
Lincoln Walker
>United States of America
>just one country in north America
Dylan Collins
>france
>really isn't french
Oliver Gutierrez
Good 1
Chase Morris
>city of romance
>isn't really romantic
inb4 some butthurt hisnigger cries about it being romanic
Joshua Fisher
>Can-ada
>Can't do anything worth a damn
Brayden Anderson
>what is Guam
Nolan Diaz
Get the fuck outta here traitor scum
Elijah Kelly
>most Danes aren't even called Dan
Liam Cook
>Soccer
>Owner countries
The only reason that is called "great britain " its just culture, in past they were a bunch of pirates and thieves and it help their country a lot
Josiah Smith
>most Poles don't even own a toilet
Ethan Roberts
What a dumb fucking post
Jason Myers
>Iceland
>It's not that icy
Austin Bennett
>philippines
>Philip's penis
Jack Thomas
It's like being a chef, they don't want to come home to go back into another kitchen just like Poles don't come home to want to clean another toilet.
Josiah Miller
POO IN FOREST
Ryder Flores
Britain is actually great but literally for none of those reasons. how can you be this much of a fuck-up?
Joshua Morgan
>Sandwich Islands
>no delicatessen
>Easter Island
>known for pagan statues
Dylan Campbell
>Ascension Island
>can't even go 900m up
>Diego Garcia
>never owned by Spanish speaking country
Daniel Hughes
>republic of china
>not china
Juan Diaz
>chinese saying taiwan isn't china
doubt
Gabriel Scott
Prince Charles just had a mild stroke.
Charles Sanders
>The "United" "Kingdom" of "Great" Britain
>isnt united
>isnt a kingdom
>isnt great
Jonathan Russell
Surely didn't meant what he meant
Joshua Powell
>japan
>……………
Camden Lewis
>Nippon
>Girls have no nips
Hudson Green
>Mexican
>he actually cant
Ryan Russell
its called Great Britain because it is bigger than the other Britain (Brittany)
:3
Adrian Gomez
>italy
Gavin Campbell
>tfw no sexy-yandere-psychopath-stalker-gf
Nathan Murphy
...
Dominic Rodriguez
rude
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>canada
>can actually not "ada"
Isaac Thomas
>Canada
>not actually just a bunch of Native American tents
Jack Evans
>peoples republic of china
>isn't even real china & murders its ppl
Gabriel Nguyen
Ours are tent indians, you have igloo eskimos.
Leo Gomez
>pooland
>poo nowhere to be found because of 24/7 working plumbing
Eli Cooper
>poo-nited shits of assmerica
Joshua Gonzalez
UK is a prime example of the villain wins at the end of the story of history. Same can be said for the US.
History is written by the winners.
Justin Walker
>Iceland
>It's green
>Greenland
>It's icy
Jaxon Taylor
Cheers Italy mate, always rated you x