ITT: Badly describe movies and anons guess them
ITT: Badly describe movies and anons guess them
So? Get started, this isn't your personal entertainment system. Its not your mom OP
A guy's mum wants to fuck him, his dad is a sex pest and everyone likes a rapist
Okay
Guy is stuck in a time loop until he breaks out of it by getting the girl he likes to sleep with him
Magic ninja star versus aliens.
back to the future
Ghostbusters
Groundhog Day
correct
Groundhog day
>tic
>tac
>toe
Check'd!
Wargames
Torture porn for Christians
some niggas nigga dies and they smoke that nigga to get they nigga ass thru college
How High
Passion of the christ.
Passion of the christ
The Passion
hivemind is correct
Underground Nation struggling to defend itself from nuclear tests uses insect diety to retaliate against the surface world
6 fags stuck in a mansion like pussies while the world outside is burning until they learn not to be fags and dance to N-Sync
Bald guy gets his spaceship taken over by space zombies who travel back in time to stop the human race from meeting ayylmaos
Orphan girl gets pregnant, has the baby stolen, turns into a guy, impregnates herself, becomes a time cop, fails to catch a bomb maker, gets blown up, hires herself to be a time cop, orcastrates her own conception, retires and becomes the bomb maker
Shitty seth rogan movie
This is the end
My man.
City of Ember
I fucking LOVE Predestination!
Hell yeah. It's so underseen
ST: First Contact
right
Nope
>be journalist
>assigned to cover a race
>get high as fuck instead
Asshole finds oil, drinks milkshake
"muthafucka"
Fear and loathing
Crackhead nigga travels to the past to kill the fucker who kills his wife and meets his crackhead self being a crackhead and they talk about random boring shit
like two chicks play around in the snow and shit, and theres a snowman or something
silly boy goes to nam and hes in a world of shit
Forrest Gump
Five kids get locked in a room together so they smoke weed
Guys disabled son gets kidnapped and he teams up with a retard to help get him back. Meanwhile his sone escapes by himself with the help of cult members.
forest gump
Bullied kid cheats to win a sport comp
Full metal jacket
Looper?
Daddy doesn't want some sausage
Bless you nigga
Jackie Chan gets into trouble but doesn't want it
You're right
Every Jackie Chan movie
Kid grows up on a farm. Kid discovers he's a magical knight. His farm is destroyed by the empire. Goes on a trek with a mentor from the old order of knights to join the rebellion. Kid becomes skilled at the magical arts.
Friends sell drugs to get their friend out of jail
Star Wars
A new hope
Pull your shit together
Damn that's a tough one
Requiem
Can you make it any easier jeez
Star Wars EP IV
Dwayne Johnson plays a tough as nails muscular guy who is actually a nice guy at heart who learns a valuable lesson at the end
young british kid in a gang goes to prison n shit n comes out new
The Pacifier
A Clockwork Orange?
Jason stathem drives a car and kills people
poor, young, japanese, and alone
Some short guys go on a walk
nop
...
The scorpion king 4
Godzilla
No takers?
The Transporter nigga
No dummy Half Baked
Transporter
Animal gets a new friend by helping man get laid with a princess
far from it
There will be blood
When it's that easy? Yeah nah bro
Yes
shot in the dark here but frozen?
Shrek
>hire babysitter
>good babysitter
>milf mom
>baby sitter wants to kill the family
Mark Wahlberg plays an average hard working American who is put into an extreme situation where he must talk a lot
Hand that rocks the cradle!
Patriots Day?
wroom wroom
bbrrtttfffppftttt
wrooooooooooooooooooom
Ding
Correct
>daughter is probably being abused
>kid gets tumor
>kid dies
>mom wants to kill kids friends dad
Mad Max
Guy and GF have baby that's not really a baby and guy kills baby then his head is turned in a eraser.
This man has clearly had stroke.
Someone hack his cam so we can watch
Yes, also acceptable would've been death race and the other transporter films
Man gets cucked, goes to prison, escapes to Mexico.
some fuckin dog's life is a lie
Nope sorry, but good answer
Bekfast club
Source code
very good
Vin diesel kills a lot of people