Who wants to help me rob a bank in ontario?

Who wants to help me rob a bank in ontario?

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Join a local catholic church, thats the other way to steal loads of green stuff.

Don't go to church, and too much of a bother. I'm talking seriously.

Nobody. Why?

1: Robbery is a stupid crime where you always get caught.

2: You have no clue what money is.

You don't always get caught, and it's all a matter of how? I'm talking about passing a note to the teller only asking for 100's or 50's. I'm just looking for other like minded people to make my plan full proof.

One tip that i have so far is that banks in malls do not have dyepacks, while branchs in their own buildings do.

bump.

Why not get into a real crime? You act like you could trust someone on here...you gotta do it alone...or scout out other not drug motivated thieves lol

im just asking to discuss if my plan is full proof?

Target a bank near the subway, what to wear, im thinking a beard or a wig with glasses. What accessories to have to blend in? i'm thinking having a coffee tray with 4 empty cups of coffee just walking away, maybe use a gym bag for the robbery.

Immediately put the money in a Tupperware container incase there is a dyebomb and put it in a previously addressed shoebox with postage already stuck on it. Maybe mail it to myself or my parents.

just looking to debate and fine tune the details with a fellow user

I saw one of those true crime shows, and to get around the dye packs, the robber asked the clerk to fan the bills out on the counter, so there was no chance of them sliding a dyepack in.

There was a robber who only robbed banks that had forest behind them. He would use a bike and then ride towards the woods where he had a van or maybe a motocross motorcycle. The thing was, even if someone followed him out of the bank, there was no license plate or description of the getaway vehicle this way.

>near the subway

So, you are talking in a very crowded area? Not good, as there are a lot of white knights who might help tackle you or detain you. Also there is the possibility of becoming trapped and they have transit cops both uniformed and plain clothes.

true, a dye pack is identical to a bundle of cash. usually. if they dont have that they usually have 50 dollars in marked bills. usually 10's.Hense me asking 50s and 100s.

Why a subway? Subways usually have their own security and cameras.

Best option would be to wear layers...so you can strip to the next layer down adyer getting out.

Also it'd be good to distort your body appearance. Like make yourself fatter...have a beard then shave it...or hair...

>dyebomb

You do realize that if that dye pack explodes, the money is useless, right?

See my post:

not plastic money in canada, simple nailpolish remover will be able to remove it off the bills.

I don't think I'd rob a bank without a gun or without shooting.

There's always a chance of someone not taking you serious.

But the more shit you use, the more shit cops will use

Sounds a lot like the movie "a place beyond the pines". And somoney would have to own and be good with a bike first haha

A better crime would be to do one of those steal an ATM at a liquor store or gas station in a rural area.

Someone stole my old van I had parked at a business I had, I left it in the parking lot as advertisement, they pulled the ATM with a cable and loaded it in my van. The next monday, when the cops came, they wanted to know why I didn't report it, I told the officer I tried to call 411 as I didn't regard it as an emergency as it was an old van. He immediately got on the phone, "no he's not involved" When I got the van back, it still had the money cassettes and the tumbler and parts from the ATM in it.

a subway would be the best. besides if they do detain me i would not have the cash on me since i would already sent it in the mailbox.

bank tellers in canada get paid mininum wage, most are women, they wont give a shit

Nailpolish remover has acetone in it, and will melt the plastic.

I thought you were in Ontario, California, lol. Its a high crime area with lots of hispanics and black people.

Don't the charges go up also, like instead of robbery its now armed robbery and the jail sentenence stiffer?

i thought about stealing a atm, it would be simple enough just social engineering, going into a 7/11 with a paper and a clip board, getting a Patel to sign a delivery order haha and picking up the atm with a trolly and rolling out the store. you'd need a blowtorch to open the atm vault. but i dont have a minivan. and the 7/11's have more/better camera than a bank.

No, it was a true story, they repeated it on "lockup" where they interviewed the guy. Just think, the cops roll up, did you get the license plate? no, he was on a bike. Ok, he can't get very far then. But the idea is to ride the bike to where you have your motorcycle or a van a little way in the woods so then you can make your getaway.

Sounds like you are sold on the subway. Doesn't sound smart. You should be able to control every aspect of your plan as best as possible. You have no control over the subway. Besides, what is your motovation? Necessity, fun, desire, addiction?

The problem with a subway is it probably has dozens if not hundreds of people, which means witnesses. And going into the subway, you will have cameras. On the platform they will have cameras. Inside the train, they will have cameras. And lets not forget the uniformed police and then occasionally they have plain clothes cops onboard.

I thought some if not all ATMs have some sort of low jack as well....so I'm either wrong or it is time sensitive...I have buddies who used to break into vending machines all the time.

desire..... i do not want to get into a police chase with my car, and i do not want my car/license plate pertinently associated with a robbery. god helps me if i get pulled over 2 years from now and i get arrested for it.

Thats why you target like a gas station or a liquor store.

Lol ya, but the plan is to not get caught...the plan isn't to prepare for the least amount of consequences when caught

At a bank or some big instution, yeah, but those little ones like at gas stations or liquor stores, they are too small to have those.

>At a bank or some big instution, yeah, but those little ones like at gas stations or liquor stores, they are too small to have those.

might go into a 7/11 drunk one night and just knock over the machine to test if it is locked to the wall or floor. most likely it isn't

You obviously haven't seen the movie...linkING


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Ok, you are set on the subway. Think about it, you go in, sucessfully get the money, you have a disguise on. As soon as you exit the bank, don't you think they are going to pull the alarm? That means everyone's eyes in the area will notice some guy out of place with obvious disguise carrying a gym bag and then when the cops show up, they'd point you out in a minute. Doesn't sound like a good plan.

No, I'd bet that they are anchored into the floor with cement fasteners, which is why you have to have a powerful vehicle if you try and snatch one. I'd avoid a big chain as I bet they have a national provider for services. A smaller liquor store, hotel or gas station, might not even have a camera on it.

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that wasnt me that replied, OP here

but regardless of the fact, taking the money and putting into a self addressed box and dropping it off into the mail box... what evidence will i have on me? the bag is changeable, i can always use a backpack and target a bank near a school/university

Marvelous. Except this guy uses a bicycle, its real life.

This guy did it 26 times:

To keep his finger prints off anything, Justice folded his hands for the duration of his time in the bank. After he got his hands on the money by submitting a note, Justice would flee on his bike.

Once he was far enough away from the bank, he would strip down to his spandex biking gear, then throw a messenger bag over his shoulder. In this outfit, he could go wherever he wanted, as fast as he wanted. Cops would ignore him.

Lmao that is why the simplest option can be the best..straight up reverse into a machine with vehicle....i don't know man. I believe if you are into crime it is either all or nothing. I'd steal a car for the ATM and the bank (i'd probably roll a drunk and steal there keys at night for the ATM) and for the bank I might car jack and tie up someone in the morning

Do you mean "who wants to get framed by me so i can be famous hero and get money n hoes"?

And this guy did it 50 times:
Gugasian is notable for the meticulous way in which he planned and executed his robberies. He would begin by scouting for a bank in a particular location by studying topographical and street maps in the library, searching specifically for banks in small towns, close to wooded areas, on the other side of which was a road with easy access to a freeway. He would further narrow the search by selecting banks with late closing times in the autumn and winter months, so that the darkness would cover his escape. He would then create a cache to stash any evidence connecting him to the crime (including the money) immediately after the robbery. He would later return to retrieve the stuff once the "heat" was off in a few days. Once a location was selected, he would observe the bank from the cover of the woods for several days, noting the habits of the employees, then on a Friday night, a few minutes before closing time, he would strike, under the assumption that his timing would both minimize the number of customers at the bank while maximizing the amount of available cash to steal.
Once outside the bank, he would run into the well-scouted woods, where a dirt bike was waiting, stash the evidence in his cache, then ride the bike a few miles through the woods to an anonymous-looking panel van waiting on the other side. He would load the bike into the back of the van and drive onto the freeway in order to complete his escape, ensuring that he would be miles away from the scene of the crime before the police would be able to get any fix on his getaway route

Can't you just get jules and bubbles to help you?

Lol so you will carry a container with postage that won't be visible near the bank when you transfer the money to it?

And you seem like you are planning precautiona for getting caught. I'm VERY sure that once you involve the mail in your crime that you begin to tap into other crimes as well. For example commiting a federal crime by shipping stolen goods. That's probably slightly wrong BUT I am 100% sure that you tap into other charges by involving the mail. Why not just prepare a drop box or a hole or a pass off or something instead of using the mail and postage....

I doubt this guy will get very far anyways.

Take a look at this picture, describe this robber:

>full proof
nothing could possiblie go wrong

>describe this robber
a huge faggot

Lmao, nice..a bicycle...assuming OP is fit and intelligent enough to conduct a legit recon

I always thought the future of robbery would be cyber, some autist user figuring out how to transfer all those ones and zeroes into a shill account and dumping it before any law enforcement got wind of it. Just need the right info. Im surprised you never hear about anyone trying that

i thought about buying online passwords for bank accounts.. it only gets you so far plus you have to withdraw it at somepoint.

He seems like one of those stupid criminals that you see on those shows. With hundreds of witnesses and cameras all around, just like the picture I posted, that woman robbed a bank at 9:10 in the morning and was caught the very next day. Facial recognition algorithms and AI are increasingly sophisticated.

You sound like the other primary talker, with the robbing stories.

I don't like OPs plan..it doesn't sound manageable or like he is willing to take any risks. Sounds like you appreciate the escape more than anything.

OP here, the escape goes hand in hand with the robbery.

I saw one on craigslist, the other day. It said that you pay $500 up front for an atm card that you could use to withdraw $2000 a week for six weeks. And after the first withdrawal, you have to send them another $700 or they would shut off the card.

Now the thing about this is greed. I'd bet this is some Nigerian action and that you'd could fish a bunch of greedy bastards in to the tune of $500. Because its not like they could run to the police I'd imagine.

I honestly think banks are bad ideas as a whole. I'd probably go for semi_trucks, money transports, or drug dealers

It seems smarter, more in line with the times at least. Why do an old fashioned robbery when you can sit at home and have access to so much more.

Well, the escape is 98%. What good is it to get a bag full of cash if you can't spend it?

OP doesn't realize that they examine all the camera's surrounding a crime like this, and they'd spot him placing the money in the postal box. They'd enlist the postal inspectors to open the box, probably note the package, and stake out his parents house. And then wait til he shows up and arrests his parents as accomplices also.

Sounds like am easy way to get an idiot to give you 500 for a useless card too. Sounds more like a scam

This is true. I used to work at dispensarys in LA. They have a lot of small ones. The one that I worked at the guy had us put the money under his keyboard at night. He finally put in an alarm. It would have been so simple to bust through the wall, take all the weed and money, sometimes 20k or more.

Lol i wasn't doubting the significance of escape, i mean shit, an escape IS the most important haha because if all else fails....at least you got away. I was just pointing out that that seems to be the thing that intrigues you the most on this topic.

Ya, it's times like that where it'd be cool to have a friend that you trusted enough to give the information.

Or like in the movies, professional that would pay you for the tip haha

Also, another one. I bought a pair of shoes at a big five on a friday. I got my bank statement and there was a charge on Saturday for $250 and Sunday for $250 both for Western Union. So I call Western Union, WTF? Oh you sent, Jane Smith checks on those two days. No, I didn't. Oh yes you did. I don't know who she is. Western Union, its not our problem. Well, now I am wondering, who this chick is. So I call the sporting goods store, does Jane Smith work there? We can't give out that info. Oh, I'm her dad. Oh yes, she comes in at 3pm. So I stake out the store, in walks Jane Smith. Call the cops, hey, this lady stole $500 from me. Ok, sir what day? It happened on Saturday and Sunday. Oh, I am sorry sir, we don't investigate anything under $500. But this is ....No Sir, those are two crimes but for $250!

So that is another way to legally get money and the cops won't do shit.

Lmao stealing increments of $499

Totally. Think about all the people who look at, man, I could pay off my bills, pay 500 up front, and get 12,000 in return. Probably fish a lot of desperate or just plain greedy people out of 500 and they won't run to the cops I'd bet.

You see, the $700 is like insurance. The fish probably is thinking this guy is on the up and up if he is asking for a second payment. And if the card works for a week, well I'll get my $500 back, but he is long gone by then.

OP why not just rob drug dealers or something, even kill them, that way you get money and do society a favor
Or if youre set on robbing a bank at least invest in a more than decent wig, a fake mole that you can attach near your nose, lips, or forehead, or maybe somehow fake a scar with makeup or someshit on your hand, anything that would imply it was not you

>we don't investigate anything under $500
my bullshit meter just beat me up and took my lunch money

Well, I watch a lot of cop stuff, I mean, if I could perpetuate the perfect crime I would.

I used to repair printers and in Vegas, I was in one of the major casinos, where they left me all alone in the room where they store all the money, I am talking like Ocean's 11 shit, it was floor to ceiling with bricks of 100's. You bet I wished I had a big enough asshole to stuff one of those bricks up there, yeah, I would have.

Also wear shoes a size and a half bigger, just with extra socks

Haha, they have expensive ass head masks that look real and you can customize them with features...but then you'd have to worry about your purchase history.

But ya I mentioned drug dealers earlier

Maybe to make it untraceable to you, buy one of those visa cards from the supermarket that you can load with amounts of money like 25-50-75-100 etc
Buy a smartphone secondhand from an app like letgo
And connect to any open wifi other than yours to order
As for delivery im not sure but someone can figure out a way to receive the packages in a place not registered to you

OH NO, this is a true story. Because when I called the cops with this lady's name, she had to use her real ID to collect the money from Western Union. But the minimum that they investigate is $500. Like I said, when they asked what day, it was like the 20 and 21 of September for 250 each day. Cop says, wait, we don't investigate under $500. I said it was 500, no you said 250 on two different days, we don't investigate.

So I don't care about your BS meter, as this did happen. Anything under that threshold they consider it to be a petty matter. Told me to report it to my bank, and I got 450 taken off my credit card and ended up costing me 50.

Banks are too difficult and you don't get much. Most banks have a automated teller that the actual teller goes up to and she has to have a valid account number. I would rather do an armored car than a bank. Plus I know how to disable the cell phone tracking

fuck you faggot

some banks still have the actual til. ive seen some with the machine, they have a gps pack as well that doesnt explode.

Yes, laugh at the amount, but think about if you did this ten times? And no prison term, also.

Ya but with enough complaints on publicity (if people manage to realize they are victims too) would eventually get the person fired in the least...so that's a temporary scheme

Honest story bro, the cops are lazy as fuck, It was at Big 5 in Sacramento, that was the sporting goods store, I bought the shoes at on a friday. And if the clerk had not got greedy and just sent herself a check for 250 on one day, chances are I might not have even caught it as when I scanned my CC bill, I noted the two same charges which is how I caught it.

Of course it is temporary. Sacramento State is right up the street. I am sure this bitch used this to pay her tuition, probably had a nigger boyfriend and they did it for a while then stopped. She probably did it every now and then. And I bet she targeted cuck'y looking faggoty guys like me.

and this is how I know you're full of shit you gigantic piece of fucking shit
any cop that would not consider two $250 crimes by one person against another as one $500 crime, especially considering these sort of criminals do this shit to all sorts of people every fucking day and they are exactly the kind of low life shit the cops are eagerly looking for, would have to be a pimply faced teenage faggot kinda like, oh I don't know, YOU.
You fucking gigantic piece of shit.

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Heres what you need to do.

You need two cars.
A mask and gloves
to truly mask your identity I would either recommend a high quality sfx mask, or a balaclava with glasses and bandana over your mouth.

But if your doing a note passing then wear a sfx mask to lower suspicions.

Now walk in pass the note and run to the getaway car from here the driver will go to another car parked up and both of you will take of your masks and go to that car and drive away with the money. These are just the basics.

You will have to take alot into account.
Like dna evidence, eye witnesses.

But mostly if your white you are probably more likely to get away with it, considering whites have a bigger prefrontal cortex.

Here you angry faggot:

According to California Penal Code §488, petty theft is the crime of stealing items or money that is worth less than $400.00.

I'd bet that the district attorney wouldn't bring charges, which is why the cops didn't pursue it.

I don't care what you believe, those are the facts. I think in bigger cities there are so many more major crimes that most are swept under the rug.

You:

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I know exactly how you feel OP and I think we all feel that way at times. It's easy to look at how people treat each other on a daily basis and see that our worth to each other is weaker every day and always conditional. Children are regarded as innocent because they haven't yet learned the hard, cold truth about humanity's hatred for itself
Try not to dwell, as you said, on the negative things in life, go out and do something fun or stay at home with loved ones
You can even make some time to go to your little sister and slip a finger up her butthole

Sure meet me at 1911 eglinton

ay cuz u got a cigarette

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Lmao that things a fucking beast

So, yeah, it's real simple OP. Just steal $499 a day from people for the rest of your life. The cops don't care so you can do this in broad daylight anywhere. Hell, they're so busy not investigating actual crimes they'll probably give you a ride home.
I wonder why everyone doesn't do it?

go rob the methadone clinic on oshawa L O L

Yeah, here's my sad story Sup Forumsros
I used to steal $499 every week or so. Lived like a king. I was even on Oprah once. They called me "The $499 Man" and gave away 499 Jeeps to homeless people
Then one day I blew it. I stole $501.
Been in prison ever since and am currently hanging on a prison wall above a pit full of water moccasins.

cool fucking story BRO

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