Waifu thread

Waifu thread

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Most of the stuff in my purse emerges

See, only most

Well I don't need to take out, say, my pepper spray

lil ugly mane

But what if your hotdog is too bland

Then i get some ketchup

Ah so you have a ketchup spray too! smart

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What would that even look like
like a thing of whipped cream, but ketchup?

like this apparently

Ewwww

Purses are where coins go to get lost for years

my current wallet has a lil zipper pouch for coins
most do

Rarely do they get used for coins though

what else do people use em for?

Amphetamine

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Other small round objects. I know from experience that both a purse and a handbag can hold an alarming amount of shit.
>why do they always clean their handbags around me

They probably think you are robbing them

I used to have one with three pockets
I carried around SO
MUCH
STUFF
I recently got a smaller one, though.
I just have a couple pens,
three earbuds
my wallet
my lip scrub
my lip balm
three hair bands
lotsa bobby pins
and my pepper spray

>no methadone
?

The only drugs I do is a weed

My mother, sister and a close friend?
>just half a drawer of cosmetics

What about your horse urine derivative replacement therapy?

Please
no mascera (I lost mine)
and no lipstick or any proper makeup
Literally what

Or are you natural?

I don't understand what you're trying to ask me

Your face must be pretty scary

Consider that all I carry every day is cards, cash, phone, earphones, keys and the garage opener
No, not really.

keys go in pocket opposite phone

Before I tell you the root of the joke, I'm not being serious.

Hormones for HRT are derived from horse urine. I'm calling you trans, because there are no women on the internet.

Refer to line one for reiteration.

End.

[laughter]

Ahhh.
Well, I am a natural born woman

I mean thats all I have in all my pockets

I am a natural born disappointment.

That beard patch looks scary already
Also you look like a giant

Who needs more than wallet, phone and a handkerchief

I just wish I had room to carry a hair brush
I had one in my old purse..
Samesies

Im only 5'10"
How do you pay for things and go places
Again, carrying half the drawer

Brushes are useful! You've never needed one?

Surprising
wallet, legs/train/car

Not for men.
I dont like wallets. Easy target. And how do you get into your house with no keys

Amphetamine and a hammer.

Just gotta keep them in the front pocket
There's like always someone there

Where do you keep the hammer?

I guess that makes sense.

My helmets the hammer
>front pocket
>bike
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In the garage

Oh okay.
Mine is under the pillow.

What

Tooth Fairy can't steal my teeth if it's a hammer.

g'night everyone

Goodnight beautiful ^^

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Is the spamming finally over?

Comrade SONO!!! I missed you!!

sono is a psychopath don't talk to him

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How so? Sono is fine and fun to talk to!

He just is and that's his psychopathic charm.

Meh, I he's fun to talk to and nice in general. And since he's never done anything to me I have nothing against him comrade user

Give him a few weeks and he'll hurt you badly.

Why? We've spoken for months (but very rarely) and not once did I get hurt, I want to talk to more instead lol

he was busy hurting someone else

Well, nothing has been done against me so I see no reason to dislike somebody. And as I said, I would gladly talk more with comrade Sono

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No

Stooooory time

There's a psycho in this community I haven't met yet?

yeah him

What'd this one do?
Steal someones girlfriend?
Make someone cut themselves? Seems to be the usual stories.

Nice trips. He's a textbook psychopath he leads people on emotionally and then betrays them for fun. If you're dating someone he'll try to break you up with them. Not much one can do over the internet.

That sounds like the person's fault for falling for that

What a psychopathic thing to say. Sono was the one manipulating them!

Psychopaths make good acquaintances for bored depressed people capable of critical thought. Romantic partners not so much.
Fair point. Though I don't know all the details.
What did they do to manipulate them?

Life sucks, but I don't call everyone who leaves me a psychopath

>What did they do to manipulate them
Just use a basic mirroring technique to make it seem as if they're soulmates and then when they leave their partner for Sonokawa he just cheats on them for someone else.

You called me a psychopath last week!

I don't really either
I'm Konata

Oh.

So someone was looking for cheap validation even though they were in a relationship and then got mad when the cheap validation ended?

Yeah, but Sono has his way of making it feel real.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo

Eat this shit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo
Milk

Yeah, but still.. some times assholes like that do people a favor. Teaches them to look out for it in the future way more than the concerned words of a friend would. Don't know trickery until you are decieved

So you're sympathizing with a psychopath?

No, im just explaining why people might not be sympathetic towards the person they hurt on here.
I still don't know this person.

I'm going to laugh when Sono hurts you.

I don't even talk to Sono.
I just don't like when people start talking shit and then don't finish the story. Start advising people not to get involved with them romantically instead of calling them a psycho. Being manipulative doesn't make you a psycho.. might make you a shit person but that depends on how aware you are of what you are doing.

You sound like a crazy person now

Sono really is a psychopath though.

You laughed at me when I fell yesterday.

ok, you're just being silly now. bye

k bye

This thread is fine.

Until the spam starts again

I thought you left, psychopath

Still going? Claimed.

I was just saying bye to you, but I guess you want to talk to me

Good morning

youtu.be/91KBuWqxE7g

This evil bitch.