Tfw my dick is 9 inches

>tfw my dick is 9 inches.

Last woman that said that I had a small penis, thought it was huge when I shoved it in her ass. .

0/10 bait

da fuck is this ? lmaaaaoooo

>the colors on the ruler are fucked up
Try harder next time

It means that 7 - 7.5 inches is the perfect girth. Anything more is too much. And less than 7 inches is too thin.

OP is clearly a virgin

9 inches away from your navel, maybe

As a faggot, let me assure you that bitches are fucking stupid and have the worst ability to gauge dick size just by eyeballing it. They always overestimate.

I've had girlfriends come to me for advice for taking their boyfriends "big cocks" and when shown what they're working with these supposed "monsters" are like 6" to 7".

tl;dr women are stupid

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The summer is over. Get out of here.

pic of you in lingerie/panties to get this thread started pls

what the fuck, the average dick in brazil is 18-19 centimeters and women here are always craving for sex

Because you can't satisfy them, so they are always hanging.

as a woman I can assure you that you overestimate the importnce of size

you know how i know this is true?

Story time?
>be me
>42
>24 year old wife
>cont?

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She can't spell "importance" correctly?

what color panties are you wearing right now? it's relevant to your opinion.

We are not in Sup Forums

I have a job, am white go to work every day. Buy her nice things, treat her like a queen, she gives me respect and love in return.
>money, end of story.

ok but i want answers to the important questions

A woman that needs 9 inches of dick is the size and severity of one Amy Schumer.

Oh no, Google Translate has learned how to post on Sup Forums!

Lol. Except this was made by a little white dick loving fag.

Checked, I hate that fucking bitch.

Doesn't matter how big your dick is when you can't get within 3 miles of a vagina.

Fortunately my dick is exactly 3 miles, 8 inches long

lol