Given the choice of one or the other, would you rather win one grand tomorrow or wake up to this?

Given the choice of one or the other, would you rather win one grand tomorrow or wake up to this?

I'll take the cash.

Same, even if they were actually hot.

This. I got bills pussy is cheap

op is a faggot, same exact shit was posted yesterday

Cash, this happens daily

Money i got, but people lining up to suck my cock, not so much.

I'll take the cash, as opposed to waking up and watching some guy get blown while I sit at his feet. You're a faggot.

wake up to two chicks licking another guys dick?

money, and pay the twins $10 to blow me.

Ill take the blowjob sandwich

As a college student, I need as much money as I can get; cash it is.

Wake up to that. I can easily make 1,000. Can I easily make a threesome happen? Fuck no. Some of you need to change jobs

Heh, faggot. So you got money and still can't get your dick sucked? You must be one ugly, fat little sad fuck.

Well from the perspective of your photo, I wake up to 2 sluts sucking another man's cock. I would prefer $1,000 to watching three strangers have sex on my bed.

I'd rather take the money. I have no interest in waking up an uncut faggot.

the money, unless it's under$250, or i'm actually getting to fuck their holes, i'll always pick the money

>not sucking man's cock yourself

What kind of faggot are you?

Not him, but the real world is not a porno, kid.

Take the money.

Two girls working my dick, they're up to something. Something that could cost me MORE than a grand.

If anything, I'd take the money and go spend it on a couple of escort willing to double-team my dick; at least I know the intentions are simple and honest.

Good quality escorts go for $300 a pop, getting two, so that's $600. The remainder $400? I don't know, buy a PS4 when Destiny 2 comes out.

saving money for school, so i'm not in debt and rush to find a job after school and take the first shitty one i can get

>not him
>ya ok
Really?? But I think hookers still exist.

1 grand, then spend $100 on two o dem bitches = $900 profit.

This made me laugh harder than it should have

Seriously I'm not him, but as for hookers, they are not lined up to suck you off but rather they're ugly pumps that are expensive these days.

Is the cash taxable or are we assuming 1k is the net gain?

Money gets you women anyway so gimme the grand

kek

The first

It's the net gain.