/heem/: khabib edition

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/5/14177464/ufcs-artem-lobov-gives-details-on-fellow-russian-fighters-assassination-attempt
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/demian-maia-vs-jorge-masvidal-targeted-for-nashvilles-ufc-fight-night-108-headliner
youtube.com/watch?v=aocerFfbWJg&feature=youtu.be&t=48
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Schaub is God

is this the real thread?

rich piana would smash schwob

Yes, it is.

Mickey Gall

is bendin sweeb a good fighter

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Name my band.

who is hyped for swanson-lobov

Fedor/Mitrione update.

>Tony Ferguson: "Khabib is a bully"

y tho

sambo mambo lingus

Smashing chickens

You are the biggest loser on /heem/

interesting

I'm the new John Wick

This is the stupidest, lamest meme I've ever seen forced.

>He doesn't know who said that
How casual are you exactly?

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

We have a saying back home.. if you're coming on

DONT SAY NUN' TUMMEH

What part of my post indicated that I didnt know who said it? Who said it is irrelevant. Whats lame and dumb is you making it your new thread catch phrase for the past 4 days.

Man youre dumb.

COME ON

Now THIS is a quality new thread gimmick

>not knowing who said it tho

Wew casual as FUCK

I'm the new John Wick.

>I'M NOT CRYING
>I'M JUST SOBER

What did he mean by this

Been eating like a pig, swear to god.

what your eyes

He is happy family man, sadly the same can't be said for Jonathan

>>>/taima/

based howard bringing the karate aspect back in jie jitsu

Even Royce Gracie couldn't handle it.

Such a beautiful man, bless his little heart

All Jonathan ever wanted was a son and God tests him by giving him four daughters instead

This is bait right here.

Are we pretending again Jon?

I thought he had 2 or 3 daughters. He has four? Wow.

I'm the biggest pussy you've ever met and I'll forever be your bitch? I'm gonna suck your dick forever, Jon?

What did he say ? I can't hear you Daniel

I miss press conferences

I love how Jon kept pretending like he didn't hear what he was saying and made him repeat it over and over again.

Literally the GOAT.

Four if I remember his visit at Rogan's correctly but I'm not sure

No it was pretty obvious Jon didnt have an earpiece so he could hear DC. Audio problems arent uncommon at ufc events.

>I'm gonna suck your dick forever, Jon?
leld

dat weak sperm

That's not what that means at all lol

It's the worst when deaf Dana needs to have question asked to him ten times before he can answer

Quality meme

I like when Dana's just pretending he can't hear/understand and he makes that confused face while the other reporters tell him.

I miss post fight ppv press conferences.

No more Uncle Dana post fight scrums, why live

Alright who has the first question

What's the next move for Machida after such a devastating loss?

He was decent, I mean he fucked up Cro-Cop so that's pretty strong

>He was decent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Cro chops was always injured dude, guy had alot of miles on him

youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
ITS OUT GOYS
ps im the casual croat
not the one thats posting all the time

reminder that ARTEM is headlining a card ahead of Maia vs Masvidal

No Fuck'n way...

They'll let anyone headline a fight night.

I think he watched John wick the night before the conversation.
baba yega's going to outwork kebab though

>men calling themselves Baba Yaga

kek

>Tfw 2 of your boys are fighting

This is the worst feel ever. I hope it ends a majority draw. Tony Ferguson has been my low-key boy for a long time.

i thought posting the mcbedded gets you a lot of (you)'s
boy was i wrong

Lawler vs Diaz 2 confirmed?????????

uncanny resemblance t b h

Thanks
Good stuff

are russkies cheering for khebab?

He was decent. Not good, not bad, average.
He beat 2/3 of the top Pride guys and his losses are top fighters.
Yeah that's true, his style isn't really suited to UFC either. Happy for him winning that grand prix though

Yeah mate, it's Wonderboy vs Rory all over again.

Americans and soccer situation. His posse is nothing but straight up criminals.

bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/5/14177464/ufcs-artem-lobov-gives-details-on-fellow-russian-fighters-assassination-attempt

You need to paste link few times in your post

and write something in caps

>On December 22, 2009 Howard was charged with two counts of attempted murder, two counts of assault with a weapon, attempted breaking and entering, failure to remain, flight from police, dangerous operation of a motor vehicle, mischief and two counts breach of recognizance after being captured by police.
>The events leading to said arrest include attacking his sister and nephew with a hammer, attempting to force his way into his estranged wife's home, and finally crashing his car into the Fallsview Casino.[3] In the end, Harold was sentenced to just shy of five years in prison.

He was so bad his friend had to beg him to retire.

He should be on the TUF comeback season

lemme do it again
youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM
youtube.com/watch?v=BU0LxV9PpCM

GOYS THE NEW MCBEDDED IS OUT
CONOR IS FIGHTING KHABOB AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME

That frisbee golf looks fun and Wonderboy is never going to be a champ, he hardly does any training in all of his embeddeds

Gotta my mandatory slice of the day

because he makes Fergie quiver in fear by confronting him uncomfortable truths

A least have him on an episode of Where are they now

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Reminder that if you are British and aren't supporting Kahbib, you should immediately leave our country.

bruh
i guess thats how dagestani do things
thanks for sharing
i actually thought he was a nice guy

>mischief

what the fuck, was he pebbling windows or something too?

are you fucking serious
So Maia-Masvidal, essentially a title eliminator fight is going to be 3 rounds, but Swanson vs fucking Artem is going to be 5?
I don't believe this

mmajunkie.com/2017/02/demian-maia-vs-jorge-masvidal-targeted-for-nashvilles-ufc-fight-night-108-headliner
you lied to me

Mate.. I bet 20 quid on him to win by decision, guess I'm not getting that money back any time soon.

lads this is some serious autism
youtube.com/watch?v=aocerFfbWJg&feature=youtu.be&t=48

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> breach of recognizance

What is that ?

Artem is a draw

>STIOPIC YOU TAKIN ERRYTHANG I WOK FO MOTHAFUCKA, IMMA FIGHT YO ASS

anyone wants to form a similar club in London?

Reminder that British isn't a thing, and anyone that calls themselves british living in England should be deported immediately.

t. Nigel

Khabib time Bismillah

There's Frolf places everywhere where I live and it's primarily used by stoners.

someone send this to homeland security and ICE

I'm the new Obi Wan Shinobi

t. Goatfucker
Drink a pint and eat a bacon sarnie ya cunt.
You aren't '''British'''.