What is the best Star Wars movie of all time and why is it Rogue One?

What is the best Star Wars movie of all time and why is it Rogue One?

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because it was directed by someone who isnt a total fucking cuck and actually enjoys his craft

Wait you can't be talking about rogue one can you? The most emotionally and suspensefully dead movie ever made since the 2014 Godzilla movie? The one that looks like a shite indie film with choppy editing and bad handheld, with no feeling of epic scale or wonder, just a bad film students idea of "gritty"? No, you can't possibly be talking about rogue one.

Yeah rogue one was pretty bad, but at least it wasnt TFW bad

Rogue One was predictable and boring. Next.

The bar isn't set very high to begin with, it's fucking Star Wars.
At least the characters in R1 had some depth and the rebels weren't cartoonishly good guys against cartoonishly bad guys.

the only shitty thing in the movie was china-meme-man

Phantom Menace was the best

Rogue One perfectly depicted a group of dirty rotten scoundrels stepping up and rising to the challenge of preventing permanent tyranny from reigning supreme over an entire Galaxy, selfishly sacrificing themselves for the greater good of humanity.

It was emotional, sublimely character driven story line and no other Star Wars movie captured the essence of a rebellion better.

All the star wars movies are, dosent make them boring.

It's so much worse than force awakens. Force awakens was a good movie inside of a Disney checklist cashgrab formula. Rogue One was just straight bad period. The end. It was boring, it was without any kind of excitement, care, suspense, character, or even memorable scenes. Force Awakens might have been annoying but at least it tried despite the fact that it was saddled with Disney's skyscraper of shit. You kind of cared and kind of felt excitement in some parts and JJ is actually a good director unlike Gareth fucking shitshow so there are moments of actual wonder and memorable imagery. FA wasn't good but holy shit it wasn't Rogue One bad not even close.

TIL "depth" is taking a hammer that has "This guy is morally ambiguous" stamped on the head and smashing it across your face in one if the opening scenes then turning everyone into a monotone robot doing the plot in a trance expecting us to believe they are just really serious and damaged and interesting. Fuck you and fuck that shitty movie.

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Can't tell if trolling or not. There is nothing character driven about the story at all. The characters aren't "dirty rotten scoundrels" they had one guy shoot a guy in the beginning and the rest of the time they just talk about how they are a rag tag team of no good low lifes. Wheres the part where a character has a defined personality and makes choices stemming from that personality with consequences and change and suspense coming from that? It's not there because they just do the movie straight. Linear. Literally they just get together and say "We gotta do this" "okay" and essentially walk in to the base do a little running and shooting, click the buttons and do the shit, then die. No sense of What they are sacrificing why we should care or why this whole fucking thing mattered at all. That last parts the most important because what makes it even more insulting is the fact that we already know they are going to finish the mission so the only interesting part is the characters on the mission and how it affects them. That part doesn't exist, so neither does a story. I almost fell asleep watching it the first time.

The one where the heros have blue flashlights and the badguys have red flashlights. Or the one where a rebel collective is trying to free itself from a larger administration. Or the one where we don't actually see the bad guys do bad guy stuff nor see the good guys actually be good. Sorry if I'm being too specific. I realize these plots are intricate and unique.

Who's replacing him? The man's a complete hack who got the job because he is buddy's with people at Disney.

Rouge one sucked.

Rogue One perfectly depicted a rag tag team of no good low lifes stepping up and rising to the challenge of preventing permanent tyranny from reigning supreme over an entire Galaxy, selfishly sacrificing themselves for the greater good of humanity.

It was emotional, sublimely character driven story line and no other Star Wars movie captured the essence of a rebellion better.

Name one movie that isn't linear

>Wheres the part where a character has a defined personality and makes choices stemming from that personality with consequences and change and suspense coming from that?

At least watch the fucking movie first. Jesus.

Felicity Jones was hotter than Daisy Ridley.

If you watch Star Wars for an intricate plot or characters you're fucking retarded.

jedi knight 2 jedi outcast is the best starwars movie. It got KYLE FUCKING KITARIN, post return of the JEDI story that devepls LUKE LANDO AND THE JEDI ORDER

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oh and DARk JEDI

First of all, there are like thousands. Second of all, that's not what I meant I couldn't think of the right word, I meant more like "flatline"

Well, if there are thousands, it shouldn't be hard for you to name one of them then, right?

So there wasnt anything. Gotcha.

The characters had the depth of tarmac on a wet day compared to a pool. Jin while definently the pretties girl they've ever put on the screen is by far the most dead inside character emotionally to come along since they put a cardboard stormtrooper in the first movie in a new hope.

All the star wars movies struggle with shit character writing but the space battles and locations make up for it. Rogue one did that best of all.

The lighsaber duel in phantom menace is by far the best. prove me wrong.

Pulp fiction citizen kane rashomon memento actually most Tarantino movies really. But this doesn't even matter because I'm not talking about time I'm talking about drama/conflict.

starwars is forCUCK BETAS like GEORGE LUCAS

I put it to you that pic related is the only consistently good piece of entertainment from the Star Wars universe. All of the films, old and new, have been tedious, hackneyed and immature in their storytelling and character development.

All of those movies were linear. Try again.

THAT GAME IS OVERATED CANCEROUS GARBAGE. OH WIILL HE JOIIN THE LIGHT ORR THE DARK. REVAN IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE BITCH AND EVERYONE IS OP RETARDS.

I am one with the memes and the memes are with me
>I am one with the memes and the memes are with me
I am one with the memes and the memes are with me
>I am one with the memes and the memes are with me

there are only 2 good star wars movies. Empire and Rogue.

its not. The best is easily Revenge of the Sith.

da troof

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Nice bait, mate, i rate 8/8

Episode 3 dankest and memest starwars movie.

is that a space mullet?

Oh.

I got 55 seconds. I got so tremendously bored of them standing still in place while the camera followed random shit they threw at each other.
You must like shitty animes like Dragonball where they stand still talking about how powerful they have become before they get a move on...

Go watch Killing zoe instead of wasting your time here bro. you have a good taste in movies, have a good time :)

Is that one of those Chinese cartoons?

kek yes

Literally all of them are better than rogue. Yes even Clone Wars. If I had to watch one right now I'd watch clone wars, if I had to take one on a desert island I'd take clone wars. Hell I'd even take force awakens. The only reason I'd even consider Rogue would be for it's value as sleeping aid.

Memento

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Gosh I agree but I just feel like with the exception of the grievous moment all the other lightsaber battles are boring compared to this one. Breaking down the fight in isolation while completely his prerogative but ignoring the pacing of the movie and the music as well as the built up stakes of the characters emotional ark and the suspense that has been created is the debate equivalent of making an ad hitlerum argument for why the oppositions argument is flawed because it reminds you of hitler.

Star wars lightsaber fights are bad 9.5 times out of 10. There are cool moments but they are generally bad. This one having a flashy coreography that works well with the pacing of the music but not 100% logical isn't bad. Film is art and sometime in a galaxy far far away that's alright.

Phantom Menace would beg to differ. Remember, rouge one had no jar-jar.

Checkmate Christians

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its not b8, it's the best movie of the series

guy in video is a salty retard needs to kill himself the fight seen was fast, frantic, and worth more than than prick could ever make.

nope. linear.

Jar jar is funny on a meme level. It's entertaining to watch and be shocked they thought he would 've funny, that's kind of funny. There is nothing entertaining about rogue one.

JAr JAr is a Sith Lord and highly important to the mythos of StarWars. Without him the clone wars would never have been started leading to no starwars movies.

Why does this guy talk like 7th grader who just got his wisdom teeth pulled out

Rogue 1 was by far the best star wars movie to come out since the original 3 as well as the only sequel since the original 3 to actually feel like a star wars movie. the 3 autistic political dramas that george released are over cgied garbage and force awakens is a fucking joke with more plot holes and inconsistancies than anything ive ever seen. Im actually surprised disney even allowed Rogue One to be made since it went against everything they do in films. My only gripe with the film is the asian dude shouldve developed force powers. Wouldve been a good payoff for all the hype


get out of our thread george

>If you watch Star Wars for an intricate plot or characters you're fucking retarded.

bwuahahahah
>complaining that a multimillion dollar scifi action blockbuster isnt an abstract indie film

holy jesus are you retarded

a man of culture

Rogue One is an absolute pile of shit.

There are thousands of things wrong with the movie and how it ruins all of the other Star Wars movies...

But CHEIF among the shitness- is;

WHY do the stormtroopers COCK their fucking Blasters?!
WHY?!

Watch it again - take note of all of the Blaster Cocking :
And then conclude that this entire shitty franchise is a steaming pile if shit covered bollocks

George here. You are all cancer to my creation. Never breed.

I have heard that theory, and yes he totally brought the rise of Palpatine but god damn, it could have been any other damn character.

Jar jar was a blunder like ewoks and now progs. (I really sincerely hope they play no major role and SOMEONE learned cute shit in these movies are cancer)

Yup, formulaic, paint by numbers, dig up the corpses of dead actors and make them dance around like macabre puppets.

Hollywood is a fucking cancer on the earth and should be destroyed with fire

Best Star Wars movie was Empire everyone knows that.

The whole premise of the movie - addressing fan criticism of the flaw in the Death Star design - is also complete bollocks.

So the engineers "plan" to get revenge on the empire required a literal "1 in a million" shot, only capable of being made with literal magic ?!

Fucking retarded.
& People that like it are retards.

I mean the whole thing is retarded.. Thinking AI robots don't have perfect aim is hilarious. If this movie was even close to reality, century turrets controlled by machine wouldn't miss a shot. Every thing it fired at would be a head shot. Wind speed, etc would all be taken into account and calculated.

Source, I'm working on something like that right now in california.

It's a work of fiction. Movies are meant to be bullshit.

Question, when you guys succeed is that what you'll use for defense?

Why the fuck is everyone on this site an illiterate monkey? The guy asked what a non linear movie was and I told him and literally the next sentence I say but that had nothing to do with what I'm talking about. So hard to take Rogue One sympathizers seriously when they can't read 2 sentences without shitting their pants over something nobody even said.

Plus "looks like a star wars movie". In what way does dark blue color graded badly edited hand held look like a star wars movie? Force Awakens looked like a star wars movie.

And of course the dismissing two indisputable comments with a joke as if your counter argument is so obvious you can't even say it. "Internet genius" bowel movement.

fuck star wars

Just don't try climbing the wall.

This. The lightsaber fights ALWAYS make zero sense to someone with even the vaguest understanding of how a real swordfight works.

It's literally just eye candy.

On the other hand, that genuinely pissed me off. lol

>JAr JAr is a Sith Lord

explain

We get it, you watched the Plinkett review. R1 was terrific and exciting

Especially the final scene with Chinese Chewie;
He was INTRODUCED off screen shooting off like 30 rounds in under a second and wiping out a whole squad of Troopers.
Then when his bhudda buddy dies, all of a sudden, FOR NO REASON, other than for dramatic effect, needs to COCK his fucking Blaster MINI-GUN in between each shot?!

Why are Hollywood so disgustingly bad at making movies??
Is it because their intended audience - Americans - are so fantastically retarded , they swallow these gaping plot holes faster than they eat their own cum?

Lightsaber fights have nothing to do with real swordfights. Lightsabers generate intense gyroscopic force when swung, and can't just change direction like you can with a rapier, or even a broadsword. The "flashy" swings and spins are a way to control the trajectory of the blade without using brute force, which doesn't work.

It used to be. Now it's number 2.

I enjoyed TFA... for about 20 minutes. Then I realized the unending references would not stop. I also got increasingly aware of the blatant similarities between TFA and ANH.
The whole movie felt like an insult to my intelligence, and while I was genuinely pissed about it, i also felt really sorry for all the actors and people who obviously tried their best.

Goddamn I fucking hate YouTube reviwers. Literally any time you have general opinions on any aspect of a movies story everyone will spring to the most popular reviews, cherry pick similar points and tell you to fuck off. But here I am complaining about how the internet has ruined discussion again.

We get it; you get it

Now you've got it - Fuck off and die will you?

Got it?

Ad hominem. How about refuting his actual words instead of how those words were presented?

>because you can't

Partly pandering, partly trying to rope people in with something familiar. Same thing.

I like to think most people aren't really that stupid, except for those who are actually conditioned BY all the pandering, and so don't notice when it happens...

Everyone makes way too big a deal out of the fact that it's NAH recycled. Yea, it's lazy and cynical but id rather watch a recently entertaining, well acted and directed remake/reboot of a movie than a shitty "original" movie that isn't even original because it's still a spin off that has no story, characters, or entertainment in sight.

This, any nudes out?

How articulate. Did star wars hurt you somehow?

>My only gripe with the film is the asian dude shouldve developed force powers. Wouldve been a good payoff for all the hype

Donnie Yen is the Asian Sean Bean, no way one of his characters would survive that long.

I don't give a shit about the fight man. Listen to him say "fabulous Jedi he is" at the beginning. Holy shit.

No, it's because when intelligent people comment on how fucking retarded something is, we just have to accept the counter argument "it's just a movie"

But even that defence "just a movie" - the movie should at the very least have an internal logic and consistency - unless it's an out & out farce.
99.9% of the output of Hollywood classifies as Farce.

The Farce Awakens.

You can have that.

lol

They could have cherry picked from thousands of years of lore and mythos.

They could have done one of the Jedi sith wars, or the origin of Yoda / Palpatine. But no they made rogue one cause everyone really gave a shit about how the death Star plans were stolen.... And now we get a fucking Han solo movie....

It's like they want to make boring fucking trash.

Hammed up predictable shit is more like it, here comes the flood of copy and paste star wars movies guise, yaaaaaaaayyy

... by swinging in arcs toward your opponent such that you deliberately miss him? Come on.

Even with a flail, you wouldn't overextend just to wildly miss, thus leaving yourself open. You might feint, or maintain the momentum by swinging it around your body, but you would not commit to an attack like that if you know the impetus is going to fuck you and leave you open.

>not realizing that he was being ironic.

I wasn't advocating for Rogue One. I have no strong feelings about that one. I was just saying that, despite the lukewarmest, wary optimism going in, I got out after TFA sad and kinda angry. If you actually enjoy TFA, good for you.

4>5>6>7>R1>3>2>Christmas Special>1

definitive list

>Why are Hollywood so disgustingly bad at making movies??
>Is it because their intended audience - Americans

Not for at least a decade. They make most of their money on the international release. Meaning pandering to China more than anywhere else.

Empire is still the best but R1 was badass and I couldn't care less who disagrees: movies are voluntary so if you're not interested go watch whatever the fuck you want.

I love star destroyers and R1 was star destroyer porn. It also might have the best Vader scene ever.

Here's how Hollywood works: They don't set out to make art, they find out what the normies like i.e. "Here's a survey of what you normies like about Star Wars" and the normies all check Han Solo. The studio who wants the normie money then gives the normies what they want instead of hiring a real artist to choose and give them what they need. That's why all movies and games are absolute garbage now.

Cloud Atlas

It's simple.
Rogue one because rogue one.