Be me

>be me
>middle school
>pikmin and super mario sunshine are the hottest shit out then
>gets bullied because i like pikmin and because i'm a retarded beta cuck fag wannabe no life piece of fucking monkey shit
>main bully is named zack
>ff to one day in the hallway
>"Wow GAY-briel, you like Pikmin! You probably suck Pikmin dick, you faggot. I'm going to kick your ass after school, bitch."
>"Maybe if you weren't so retarded you could play Pikmin, you asshole."
>"You know what, pussy? I'm going to go to your house to play some Pikmin after I kick the shit out of you and fuck your mom in the ass. What do you think of that, faggot?"
>"I think it's on, you punk ass worthless sack of dog shit. Come on over after I kick YOUR ass and my mom rejects your 2 incher, cunt."
>"Fine by me. Oh, and no girl rejects my 8 ½ inch cock AND your ass is going to be the one beaten, GAY-briel."
Want me to countinue, Sup Forums?

Please don't...

>Please don't...
Why not?

Jesus christ what a dumb story. No thanks.

only if it's about this guy fucking your mom

blah blah blah and then we were best friends. whatever.

A real man would have put on a Pikmin costume and fucked him in the ass

If you post your mom's tits maybe we'll talk

kind of want to countinue anyway to piss people off.

lol please go on i havent laughed at a green text in a long time but that one got me, im hoping you actually kicked his ass and maybe even fucked his mom

>A real man would have put on a Pikmin costume and fucked him in the ass
lmfao, user. that's hilarious.

what if OP was the one getting fucked in the ass? and its written from the moms POV?

Please continue OP

The intro may be real, but the rest of the story is fantasy. How you wish it happened instead of how it happened.

how often do you cry yourself to sleep OP? Also do you sing 'if you wish upon a star' like I do when you do so?

Alright, I'm kinda curious if you do, its going to bother me for a bit. Maybe not a week or even a day, but maybe for the next hour

go on.
not like anyone can stop you... except a mod.

Holy shit yes.

Bump

>ff to after school
>arrive at place where kids usually fight
>zack shows up about 3 minutes later
>"You are going to get your ass kicked, Gabriel."
>"Yeah, whatever, bitch. I'm going to shove a yellow pikmin up your asshole, Zack."
>"Wow. You really are a faggot."
>"Shut up, you pussy. If you're lucky, only a blue pikmin is going up your stinking ass."
>we square up
>we throw punches, only one connects, which zack threw
>eventually 2 of mine connect
>he throws a huge punch
>knocks one of my teeth out
>"You're going to pay. Now 3 red pikmin are going up your ass now."
>run full speed
>predicts he moves out of the way
>predicted correctly
>punch him right in the nose
>zack now has a nosebleed
>"Fuck you Gabriel. I'm going all out."
>throws a shitload of punches, quite a few hit me
>"Damn you Zack! 3,000 red pikmin are going to go up your nasty ass now, bitch!"
>try to tackle
>tackle is a success
>start punching him in the face
>some old man breaks it up
>kick him in the nuts and we run to my house
>"Now that you're waiting to get the red pikmin out of your ass, why don't you play Pikmin™, faggot?"
>"Shut up."
>explain rules for 10 minutes
>he keeps losing his pikmin
>starts to cry
>go downstairs
>snitch on him to mom (yeah, real cunty, i know.)
>kick his ass some more with mom
>zack leaves
>i bully him for 2 months, beating him up, making fun of him for sucking at Pikmin™, etc.
>eventually he kills himself and i end up in juvy for a little while
The end.

Please do, been looking for good greentext

>how often do you cry yourself to sleep OP? Also do you sing 'if you wish upon a star' like I do when you do so?
I don't cry myself to sleep, I'm happy with my life.