Hello fine residents of this wonderful establishment, *clears throat* would you like some apples?

Hello fine residents of this wonderful establishment, *clears throat* would you like some apples?

No

Oy vey, some people.

sorry, saving money to buy skyrim for the 10th time

I'll take an Apple sir!

May i purchase an apple my good man

Dont understand. The forbidden fruit? Or what?

>the joke is they're all poison and the antidote is really expensive
>newfags cant recognize old pasta

NO

Guys i just had a huge harvest so im passing on the savings. Please help support small local businesses.

I know this pasta but sure I'll bite

Takes apple

Yest

Checked, im buying this guys apples

I'll take one

i want satan apples not some jew's

Not a big fan of apples. Do you sell oranges instead?

When people trust Satan over Jews you know the Jews are seriously fucking everyone over.

Are these free range apples by any chance?

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HELLO FRIEND!
YOU LIKE TO BUY CHEAPEST APPLE?
BEST QUALITY APPLE FOR YOU NOW MY FRIEND

>when dealing with pajeets online and they always refer to you as "friend" even in business.
I know you might be trying to be nice but fuck off.

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