Don't hate, appreciate, well-read patrician coming through. Do any of you fuckers even read? Women love a well-read man...

Don't hate, appreciate, well-read patrician coming through. Do any of you fuckers even read? Women love a well-read man, you know. There's nothing more embarrassing than a brainlet who can't hold a conversation.

pic related, my patrician shelf.

you thinks that novels are part of the things that make a reader admirable?
novels are just stories mate, not knowledge.
if a girl dont know the story or the characters. you are back again in 0 talk topic.
is like weaboos imagine the escene in their animeees and trying to make the same irl.
nobody will accept that you fight a dragon for them, and give you his vitgin daughter, grow up fucker.

>overpriced barnes and nobles classics

gg

I read but cant hold a conversation.

>Well read
90% of that shit is fucking fairy tales, children's books, basic mandatory high school reading, and cheap fiction.

shhh let the canadian be

t. poorfag

It's off Google images, I've seen it posted on /lit/ very often.

Who is you 10 favorite writers then OP?
I'll critique.
/lit/fag here.

You read children stories you fucking man child. Pick up some philosophy books, political books, world history, psychology, nutrition, and math. Wtf are you wasting your time with that shit might as well be a weeb reading my manga all day filling your head with useless garbage.

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Thanks, user.

Got got.

All this picture means is you spend a lot on novels.

I have that exact same HP Lovecraft book! Nice collection. Having said that, your selection just makes you a nerd, not some well-read book snob.

All those "classically bound in imitation leather" editions of genre books...

Which book club did you join? Columbia House?

>Patrician
>barnes and noble classics series
"b-but the old-styley binding and covers make me look refined and intelligent!"

Well, we all have different hobbies, but as long as you're happy, you do you.

I like the bindings/covers.

i sucked his cock caus he had a lot of books

You know what women like more? Money

all that scifi and you still have the shittist book by heinlein

Chaucer
James Joyce
John Williams
David Foster Wallace
William Shakespeare
William Gaddis
Rupi Kaur
Thomas Pynchon
TS Eliot
Tao Lin

This shelf looks ridiculous. It shows you're not buying books for their content.

Glad to see we can finally judge based on book covers.

cool collection, a little basic and cliché but a well-read faggot is better than an inbreed peasant

OP is a well-read faggot

yeah basically this, and this is coming from someone who only reads fiction. not retard fiction though, stuff like The Three Body Problem.

Women are designed to be fucked and bred. Women are incapable of maintaining an intellectual conversation. If you want to discuss politics or philosophy, then speak to a man.

All of these books were on display in front of Barnes and Noble. OP your collection is nothing more than tsundoku

boring as fuck collection youve got there, faggot. try branching out from the basics, yeah? and look at these books, no wear whatsoever. kek, you havent read a single one of these, have you, faggot.

dem uncracked spines.

You pick them up at Value Village?

Literature.org has lots of free books.

Also the best books written in my opinion are
The name of the wind -rothfuss
Stardust
Neverwhere - Neil gaywadman.

Philosophy? Kant for knowing

Thanks for the tip

They're so shitty too, it looks like the ones with gilded pages. Fuck that shit, because they're so cheaply made that it rubs off easily.

you REALLY like barnes and noble.
or you work there and steal.

Yes, I'm reading The Man in the High Castle.

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Er Gen

I'm not well read but I love reading. I have a bunch of books I haven't read (a lot of shitty sci-if)
My favorite is Lolita
What's yours, user(s)?

I like how they organize their books by the prettiest. I once came home from work and my girlfriend had organized my books by size.

i've begun reading stephen king lately, Read the Dark Tower series, Salem's lot, gonna read The Stand next

I read Sup Forums. Is that good enough?

> women are evil

Unfortunately I fall into the tsundoku category and I hate that. It seems like I just never have the time or I'm to autistic and anxious to focus.

I read whenever I can. 26 books in august. Mostly philosophy, science and IT.

It's someone's job to design those covers. What a job.

I've been described as that too
Usually distracted with work stuff or other problems and I don't feel like I could concentrate and actually enjoy whatever I read

Someone has to be an expert at clipart

Anyone ever done nanowrimo? It's coming up.

Exactly

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I can do that! One billionth of a novel works out to what, a period?

My contribution:
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you are confused, you can't attribute human traits like "evil" to women

You're too early. It starts in November.

books are the shit, but Dan Brown and the Star Wars novelisation? naaaaah lid, incorrect.

Damn it, such a waste. Don't know if I'll be able to duplicate such brilliance.

>Neil Gaiman

solid

I'm currently reading one of those books.
> Anansi Boys is fairly tedious

kneel, gay man...

>organized my books by size
yfw not alphabetically

>I like to have gay men kneel to me

Whatever gets you off m8

did you just buy a bunch of popular fiction from amazon to fill a rather small shelf in the belief it makes you look smart?

they look like they're all fairly new-ish/recently purchased books, they're all of the same hight and don't look particularly worn - this isn't exactly something you've built up over time. Bit sad OP

This.

>Women love a well-read man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
oh boy, you are so wrong..

Yes, I read. I also read the story unfold in the thread. Nice, anons.

How to make some cringe.

> (OP)
>>Women love a well-read man
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>oh boy, you are so wrong..
If only it were true, I'd be swimming in pussy.

Not organized by genre, alphabetically, and chronologically.

Fucking plebs.

>insert high fidelity record organization quote here.

I order my books by typeface

A true patrician. Common sense has no place with aesthetics.

>>insert high fidelity record organization quote here.
Hence the picture of Moby from the movie.

> sorted under "P"

One of my favorites user.

>too poor for real books
uwu

Ive read lots of books. You are wrong OP...
Women hate talking about half the books on that shelf. Most are incapable of enjoying high fantasy and sci-fi, much less read it.

NERD

I see you took advantage of the sale Barnes and Nobles put on about 4 years back. Almost every one of those books come from that sale.

I really think they improved the story from the novel -- Let's Get It On is much better than Twist and Shout.

kek, wasn't that about $10/book?

I used to read a lot since i was 13 up to when i was 20. I don't have enough time to read nowadays, but im considering buying a kindle.

>reading books on a cellphone
Spotted the replicant.

>Women hate talking about half the books on that shelf
Amen. Shit, they don't even want to discuss a movie they just watched.

A latino gun-toting commie weeabo sf nerd who plays RPGs and still has textbooks from middle school?

I'm on my second Kindle, but I still read more books in print... even the backlit, Paperwhite screen is hard on your eyes. And I miss dat feel of the book in my hands. Great for reading in bed, though.

that shelf belongs to a couple of lesbians.

true story

I have to say, Gray's Anatomy seems a little out of place

We know

The show was better than the novelization

But books are expensive as fuck here, cheapo ones are the same old books I'm getting for free on Guttenberg.
>whats a replicant? some sorta clone?

Nah, i have chihuahuas, only reason why i got that poster. And i don't really have a reason to throw my older books.
99% of my reading is in my bed, that's why i was considering it.

I know.

I couldn't get through the whole book. They hadn't mentioned McDreamy once when I gave up on it.

Some great cut-away porn scenes, though

Dude, I'm not criticizing you. I'm glad you're reading books.

>>whats a replicant? some sorta clone?
Add "Do Androids Dream Electronic Sheep" to your reading list.

Or just watch Blade Runner

Why not both?

I like the movie, but the book has a lot more texture to it... Also, Ridley Scott fucked up the main premise of the book: andys are NOT HUMAN. As machines they can't into humanity.

capped, thanks man.
those old-timey books ain't got a lot of sci-fi stuff so maybe I have to look on amazon or some other site.

>Chaucer
>James Joyce
>John Williams
>David Foster Wallace
>William Shakespeare
>William Gaddis
>Rupi Kaur
>Thomas Pynchon
>TS Eliot
>Tao Lin

Lol and not a single one of them on the shelf.

Instead Michael Crichton, Dan Brown, Niel Gaiman, and a bunch of literal fairy tales.

My 4 year old is more well read than you. The few decent works of fiction (lies) you have al all abridged, because big boy books are hard.

If you're looking for sf that's old enough to have fallen out of copyright, try Flatland by Edwin Abbott

I've been hoarding books since 2015. It's time to start reading them. 8h of reading per day for 3 months.

Only reason to buy fancy editions like that is so they look good on the shelf. Hardly anyone actually reads them. These are so crisp and new, it's obvious they're for show.

You want to impress me, show me a shelf with a bunch of hardcovers and paperbacks, roughly arranged by genre, with varying amounts of wear that show they've actually been read.

That's not his shelf, man
Some lesbians bookshelf he took off imgur checking that out right away, thanks dude