Today in Conmebol Sudamericana [Sponsor needed] 2017
> Boston River (Uruguay) vs Comerciantes Unidos (Perú) > O'Higgins (Chile) vs Fuerza Amarilla (Ecuador) In 1 bong 15 bings (aka Timeslot 1) > Deportivo Cali (Colombia) vs Sportivo Luqueño (Paraguay) > Liga de Quito (Ecuador) vs Defensor Sporting (Uruguay) In 3 bongs 45 bings (aka Timeslot 2)
Wednesday
> Deportivo Anzoátegui (Venezuela) vs Huracán (Argentina) > Nacional Potosi (Bolivia) vs Sport Huancayo (Peru) Timeslot 1 > Palestino (Chile) vs Atl. Venezuela (Venezuela) > Racing (Argentina) vs RIonegro Águilas (Colombia) Timeslot 2
Thursday
> Juan Aurich (Perú) vs Arsenal (Argentina) 1 bong 15 bings before timeslot 1 > Cerro Porteño (Paraguay) vs Caracas (Venezuela) Timeslot 1 > Tolima (Colombia) vs Bolivar (Bolivia) Timeslot 2
This is just half of First Stage's first leg. First Stage will be done by June the 1st
For those who dont know the new format
> Argentina & Brazil get 6 teams, everyone else get 4 teams > To avoid the dumb Argie/Brazzie cannibalization, now Brazil is North Zone and Bolivia is now South Zone. > The 8 third teams from Copa Libertadores group stage + Olimpia & Junior will join in Second Stage > Champion will not play next year's Sudamericana anymore > Tournament is still six stages long making Copa Sudamericana STILL a complete joke
It's more like "Yellow Strength", or "bootleg bootleg Barcelona".
Jack Perry
>the city of United Merchants
Isaiah Roberts
Nah.
Isaiah Davis
whew made it just in time
Nathan Collins
>
Nathan Howard
quéc
Robert Morris
> la banana mecánica
Jack Rodriguez
>yellow force >wearing white
Mason Reed
How much does it cost for a match ticket in South America?
Juan Walker
Do you think a big drop out of the libertadores is gonna win this shit or some of these literally whos are gonna make it?
Charles Miller
It depends. The last match I attended cost me $15, on the seater part of the stadium, between a big team in my country and a recently promoted team.
David Morgan
>The Boston River of Uruguay Top name, ugly kits
Justin Howard
Between 10 and 40 dollars....depends the team and location.
Thomas Ross
>tfw no a Libertadores final between Arsenal and Liverpool
Jordan Sanchez
...
Bentley Nelson
Is there anything I can do to make them my gf
Cooper Walker
Be white and have money.
Christopher Diaz
>boston river >rionegro >fuerza amarilla >o'higgins
I love this cup so many meme teams
Elijah Torres
DL 5pl8
Mason Foster
I think a Libertadores dropout will win it but not a big one.
Something like The Strongest, Paranaense, Tucuman.
Carter Thomas
There are some big names in this Sudamericana: Racing, Independiente, Corinthians, Sao Paulo, Cruzeiro, Fluminense, U de Chile, LDU, Cali, Cerro, Alianza Lima... And this is without counting the Libertadores rejects like Olimpia.
I've seen Libertadores with worse line-ups than this.
Eli Sullivan
BASED PIRATE
Bentley Williams
Boston River makes me want to play Metal Gear Solid 2 again.
>Weren't your players about to go on a strike? Second Division players. First division players are supporting them but it seems that everything is gonna be fine by weekend (as long as people don't reject checks)
Landon James
...
John Lewis
con mi burrito sabanero en camino de belen si me ven si me ven voy camino de belen
Ian Clark
De Alto Cedro voy para Marcané Llego a Cueto, voy para Mayarí.
Tyler Anderson
good one my white friend
Leo Richardson
Si tu viejo es zapaterrroooo Zaparle la lata (ze ze)
It will be a Brasil Vs Argentina final, where the Brazilian team will choke against a much smaller Argentinian team and everyone here will blame the lack of experiencie and the catimba argentina.
Saprissa sold most of their players over the winter, I would be surprised if they're still decent atm.
Tyler Bennett
That one, it should be an interesting match, Pachuca has a great teamwork and average age of like 23 and Saprissa have good technique.
Jeremiah Nguyen
Damn, if Pachuca gets kicked out it's going to be only one mexican left. Is this finally going to be a non-MX year?
Lincoln Anderson
Hope so, it's getting kind of boring having the Semifinals basically another week of Liga MX. But MLS is a meme and CA are freaking bad, really, only Saprissa has a real chance outside of Tigres and Pachuca.
Camden Lewis
Well, if there is any mexican team I like right now is Tigres, I'm gonna follow closely this cup this year.
Justin Evans
Dallas did a complete 180 since the last time they were in concachamps 5 years ago, if there is an upset it's probably them.
Zachary Russell
I like more Pachuca, most of their players are from their academy and have a great technique (U-17 and U-20 of Mexico tend to have like 8 Pachuca starters). Tigres would be good tho, the only team that by names can actually do something against Europe and be on equal foot with SouthAmerica
William James
They haven't played a good team from Costa Rica or Mexico, that will be the real test
Isaac Morris
Saprissa sounds like the name for a potato chips label
Kayden Miller
mañana entro a claces xd
Daniel Baker
No falles, eres el orgullo de este continente
Eli Bennett
jajaja se re regalo
Juan Bailey
>eres akjkjakjaajkakjakjakjajk el boli
Isaiah Collins
I think a Saprissa player is ded. Blood, unconcious and to the hospital
Elijah Diaz
Unironically F
Jordan Sanders
There was blood? I didn't catch that
Charles Nguyen
I think i saw a little in his mouth, that got me really worried. Nigga seemed really hurt, medics were pretty fast tho
