If you got paid one million dollars for each one of your fingers that you agreed to have surgically removed and not...

if you got paid one million dollars for each one of your fingers that you agreed to have surgically removed and not reattached how many would you choose?

zero? both pinkies? all ten?

I only need my right index and left middle finger to shit post

how would you fap?

Both pinkies, retire and can still play video games.

One pinky.
A million bux invested = set for life

i actually use my fingers, but I'd sell my dick for $1M

Both my ring fingers, then invest

Fuk ive come close to doing this before, but guac is so damn good.

Both pinkies.

i dont know about htat shit but that file name is fucking gold haha

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two on each hand

Left pinkie, I don't need more than $1m

> Before or after taxes?

>Lose ten fingers
>Get $10,000,000
>Get sweet new robot hands
>Find the wife of the man who cut off my fingers
>Court the fine maiden
>Utilize the power of my 31st century go go gadget fingers to tickle that slut's clit at 25,000 RPM
>Listen to her enjoy the most furious back-to-back orgasms of her life for hours on end
>continue meeting with her weekly over the course of several months
>Notice her slowly draw away from her husband as she becomes more and more accustomed to my signature furious fingering finesse every week
>Skip town at the last second, knowing I've ruined sex for both of them forever
>Still be a multimillionaire

Checkmate

Is the pinkie really the best choice? Probably a middle finger only and then I would wait for a crash and invest.

Both my ring fingers

I'll never marry anyway

My right pinky, It's paralyzed anyway, don't need it

As a concert pianist id say no but id give at least 3 toes for a mil each

Topkek

>This

Calling bullshit. What conservatory? Also, what are the intervals of a diminished 7th?

Competitive rock climber, i literally need every finger.

Can i lose some toes?

Right middle finger and pinky. They aren't necessary for pc gaming

Sure, the right middle fingers isn't needed for gaming, but when you take a break and browse the internet how tf you gon scroll up and down on pages?

Gaming mouse has extra keys that can be used to scroll up or down on the left side if desired

I'd give up my pinkies

Left shift is a very common button in pc gaming

A 9 semitone interval which also makes it dissonant, and currently working on my master of music instrumental performance major at UNR