ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe

ITT: Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe.

i find it hard to believe you fucked her

You said "famous"

i find it hard to believe you've fucked, user.

This thread is eerily spot on.

This

I'll bite. Share your highly improbable story

>yhw he does a barrel roll

Jonbenet Ramsey

Do tell us how it went

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no idea at all who the fuck this is supposed to be

Share your tale

>friendly reminder she was hot once

More Jennette!

puberty can be a bastard

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faggot.

Not unbelievable.

She has carrot top's bod now

Shared a room with her in Vegas during AVN convention

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greentext of it

>he shared a room with her
>they fucked
Done.

surprisingly a freaky ass bitch, she enjoys the taste of her own ass

More like liberalism

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Been fwb for about 5 years off and on.

you and around ten thousand other guys (roughly about a mile of average dicks end to end)

I'm truly sorry.

Pretty much. I don't do stories well.
I did have to run out of the room at like 4am to find a bathroom. Had mud butt and don't want her to hear it

>I don't do stories well.
That's fine. He's being a faggot anyways.

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kek

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>>nigger detected

True but that doesn't include you so there's that

What's that face for user?

>mud butt

something tells me you are an overweight middle aged man who simply wishes he fucked her.

thats what she looks like.

nigga. that face. WOOF.

doesn't seem like he's missing much

newfag here, what's the story behind this pic?

So how much did you pay, faggot

Storyfags are the most useless posters here. Enjoy it for what it is, fag.

thanks, faggot

Been there, done that.

Looks very photoshopped

The mystery makes it interesting. Welcome to what adults have known for centuries.

Post stories dan!

she looks like a dog, dawg.

if I give her a hickey, my mouth will be full of hair.

God was making a man and inverted his dick, so he turned him into a woman and gave up halfway through the face.

Forget the ugly stick, someone hit this bitch with the ugly shovel.

She 's the long lost Marx Brother, Sherman "She-Man" Marx.

I could keep going.

Riiiight like you wouldn't fuck Lexi belle

hey, what's this guy's name again?

Look at the other one fag

Dan Schneider

You fucked Dan?

Lieutenant Dan

After one of her shit comedy gigs in CT

reverse image search says it was posted 3 years ago by the same guy probably, looks like it could be shopped i dunno

terrible shoop, she would have to be at least a foot away from that cock to get that kind of blur going

ALANIS MORISETTE BUT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE ME.

the thread is "celebrities that people find HARD TO BELIEVE you've been with"

Paris Hilton has fucked like half of the United States.

good tits

>inb4 the ghost stories

Holy shit you're autistic.

>Paris Hilton has fucked like half of the United States.


SO SHE FUCKED 150 MILLION PEOPLE? EVERY SINGLE MALE IN THE USA? INCLUDING CHILDREN AND THOSE OVER 90? FUCK OFF IDIOT.

Taken with a real fucking camera asshat. Canon 5D mk iii. It's called depth of field

That's iliza Schlesinger or however you spell her fucking like name

Yeah this pic is a real mystery

dats some bad photoshop

Doesn't need much, but it still managed to confound the newfag.

This looks like makeup... but cant really tell 100%

There is a god...

sauce?

DID YOU REALLY BRO?? TELL ME ALL ABOOOT IT!!

not a celebrity, but was fucking a blonde newscaster when I lived in Louisville , she was divorced and had some crazy hours but fun fuck too

Reverse image search. Found it immediately.

DID YOU BUTTFUCK HER ANNON?

WHAT'S THERE TO SAY?

SHE TOOK A PSYCHOLOGY COURSE AT YORK U. I WAS IN IT. WE MET, MADE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER AND FUCKED ONCE.

THIS WAS ABOUT ~6 MTHS BEFORE HER ALBUM TOOK OFF. SHE WAS "FAMOUS" AS SHE DID SOME CHILD SHIT IN CANADA FOR YTV BUT NOT A SUPERSTAR YET

not famous, but buddy and me fucked slut on the left, he was watching raising hope few months after we had fucked her in vegas

someone really wants us to believe this bullshit and their shit taste in cameras

she did take it in the ass eventually

FUCK EAH CHAD! MAD FIST BUMP TOO YOO MATE! YOU PROUD MOUNTIE FUCKING HIPSTER YOU. TELL ME, HOW UGLY IS YER WIFE NOW>?

MY MAN! THATS WHATS UP

>OW UGLY IS YER WIFE NOW>?

NOT BAD. SHE'S PERSIAN. BETTER LOOKING THAN ALANIS (WHO ISN'T THAT PRETTY ANYWAYS). FOR AN UGLY GUY I DO WELL.

Must be a Nikon faggot

no shit retard

leigh nash at a marine corps ball like 10 years ago

both wasted but she was the instigator and she was super freaky

HA! PERSIAN GIRLS HAVE HARRY ASS BUTTHOLES. I HOPE YOU GET TO FUCK HER DIRTY SHITTER YOU FILTY ARAB

checked

how is puss puss?

Miranda Cosgrove is at my 8AM psych class. I wish I had the balls to try to ask her out on a date.

tell me everything. her leaked pics were the shit. awesome tits

Other one not you dipshit

>she was super freaky
elaborate

can confirm fake, through personal experience.
corpses don't move that easily/fluidly. Unless she died recently or was still in the process of dying. In which case there'd be more blood (and less bullets) inside of her.

good times!

I'M NOT ARAB YOU DUMB FUCK. I AM WHITE CANADIAN.

SHE'S NOT HAIRY AT ALL. NEITHER ARE HER SISTERS. HER PUSSY IS RATHER HAIRLESS...I LOVE A BIG BUSH. SHE LACKS IT.

You fuckin lie.