/nba/ - Karma Edition

OKC:Victor Oladipo (back) ruled out Tuesday
CLE:Andrew Bogut will sign with Cleveland
GS:Kevin Durant suffers hyperextended left knee
BKN:Caris LeVert (illness) will start Wednesday
WAS:John Wall (illness) will play Tuesday vs. GSW
MLW:Michael Beasley (knee) out for next 3 games
OKC:Report: Norris Cole signs with the Thunder
DAL:Wesley Matthews (hip) out Wednesday vs. ATL
NO:DeMarcus Cousins (suspension) out Wednesday
SA:Tony Parker (quad) limited at practice
ORL:Aaron Gordon (quad) questionable Wednesday
NY:Porzingis (ankle) says he'll play Wednesday

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Cleveland won the trade deadline

smoke the shook away

hahahhahahaaahaahha

who /fuckkd/ here?


youtube.com/watch?v=vtE3_voC3qU

>KD

Delly

Send your anti warriors energy to Bogut.

Jazz/Thunder Thread

Is Durant dead?

Wizards are elite
There will be a rematch in late June

Yes

He died on July 4th.

Do you think Thunder fans would have celebrated on the stadium if the KD injury happened at Oklahoma?

He'll be fine

hawks, brah

>h-he'll be fine!!

t. golden state faggot

stay BTFO

FAGGOT

I don't know desu. Casual fans don't wish injuries on others. Just the extreme online types.

the phone-call that saved the nba

HERES A QUICK RUNDOWN
>Currys bow to Conley
>in contact with Aliens
>Possesses safe efficient passing abilities
>Runs Memphis' point with a fair but iron fist
>Owns NBA teams on offense and defense
>Direct descendant of elite ancient Conley bloodline
>Owns 99% of copied DNA of all NBA players
>First babies to play in NBA will be Conley babies
>Said to have 300 basketball IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel that will descend unto earth and bring great progressions in offensive schemes
>In regular communication with the catholic and orthodox church, who else would have arranged the meeting between the two (the first one in 1000 years)
>Learned every NBA players moves in under a week
>Conley holds all the gold reserves for the Memphis secret banks

>be me, live in White Toronto suburb
>be at gym, all soccer moms and some soccer team or something this time of night
>one of the soccer players has an Irving jersey on
>yell across the gym "nigger what are you doing?"
>everybody in the gym gasps, I think oh yeah I shouldn't yell that
>some big trainer comes out, says I gotta leave
>everybody in the gym was white except like 2 asian kids
why do white people pretend to be offended by nigger?

d-do i have Conleybots inside me right now??

everyone has a little bit of Conley inside them bud

it isn't the word nigger itself, but the fact that you are a racist

would have been the same if you said kike, towelhead or chink

>hinkie
>brodie
>kyrie
>ingie
>now conlie too
we're in too deep

Curry is right now 0 for 3 from 3

who /ethereal/ here?

the only one that is legit ascended there is Hinkie
rest are impostors

>Andrew Bogut: You know it's all about getting one for the Australiand

...

Yo this shit is getting spooky

the deadline is over and they are still #winning

>LeGM wants another shooter, another playmaker, and another rim protector despite having absolutely no trade assets and no salary space
>He gets Kyle Korver, Deron Williams, and Andrew Bogut
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

Not to mention Derrick Williams who has been GOOD so far with them

Here come 3rd Quarter Warriors

DUDE

TRADE EXCEPTIONS AND VET BUYOUTS LMAO

FUCCCCCKKKKKKK KEVIN DURANT

youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8

Are you implying Adam Silver called up Atlanta and Dallas only to tell them to fork over these players so they can join Lebron?

Fucking this.

Silver needs to investigate this. Some type of collusion is happening.

>Dallas bails out the Warriors by taking Barnes and Bogut so they can sign KD
>then cut Williams and trade Bogut so they can sign with the Cavs

Way too much 3D chess going on here to just be coincidence.

>Durant dead
>curry should be sent to the WNBA
Uh ohhhhh

let him get away with it

he should have won 10+ rings already but didn't because his first 7 years were wasted with cleveland going for retards like zydrunas / wallace / shaq / jamison and other washed up no names

>implying Silver isn't orchestrating this to make the Finals as hype as possible

Westbrook is 3/3 from 3 and the Thunder are perfect overall from three.

Coincidence?

How much you wanna bet that the owners of other teams hate the silicon valley faggots at Golden State and are teaching them a lesson about being "light years ahead".

>tfw you will never be a billionaire using nba teams and nba players in a petty way for your own amusement

why even live

>give lebron players so our rivals are gonna lose the finals
>OR ELSE

WIzards blowing it

he ded mang
he ded

The whole NBA cap is a joke

How do you idiots find shit like this even remotely funny

Vince Carter ain't gonna take crap from Devon Booker

Sometimes I'll ironically laugh at something but sometimes I won't. But after a while I don't know what I actually find funny so I laugh at pretty much everything now

which is dumb because like 8 game 7s would be way more hype and generate way more money than 2 all star teams in the finals.

>players wan't to play with contender teams
>oh look we can sign with LeBron who just obliterated the warriors ass last year

???

>make cheeky bet on wizards just as the durant announcement that he will miss the game tonight
>confident because wiz up 15
>they are gonna lose

fucking chokers why do i bother

A lot of casuals straight up only watch the Finals and don't follow the NBA otherwise.

It's the middle of the 3rd shut up pussy

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>Some type of collusion is happening.
Agents are the NBA's version of lobbyists.

They're more powerful and more influential than GMs and are just a peg lower to owners.

LeGM and his crew have total control of the Leaveland front office, the front office are just talking heads and Gilbert's sole job is to write the check while under gunpoint.

Pat Riley for example, wants nothing of that shit.

>midway through the 3rd
>75-70

All this defense.

>giving up a 15 point lead when GS loses an all star player

That was a clean fucking block by Beal

Friendly reminder that the Based God's curse on KD has been lifted and James Harden is the ONLY person currently cursed. OP please change the filename

current NBA stars still have interest in LA

nesn.com/2017/02/nba-rumors-paul-george-hell-bent-on-joining-lakers-in-free-agency/

>"League sources told The Vertical just before Thursday’s NBA trade deadline that the Pacers passed on trade offers for George and he’ll remain with Indiana. USA TODAY’s Sam Amick wrote Wednesday, however, that the All-Star forward would love nothing more than to sign with his hometown Los Angeles Lakers when he’s a free agent in 2018 if the future looks bleak for the Pacers"

future NBA talent wants to come to LA

slamonline.com/nba/lonzo-balls-dad-want-laker/

>LaVar Ball is a big part of his kids’ basketball careers, and occasionally makes eyebrow-raising comments, such as the quickly-retracted claim that UCLA star Lonzo Ball “will only play for the Lakers.”

youtube.com/watch?v=k0jMfCWw72I


meanwhile in the shantytown of bombston they have their franchise hopes on a manlet. gg bravo celshits no re

fuck those people, TV revenue for a game is peanuts compared to selling out a stadium.

The ACC where the raptors play is ~20,000 capacity. It was filled every game of the playoffs last year; I'm sure it was the same for most other playoff teams too. A 4 game sweep misses stadium revenue for 3 fucking games. The NBA finals will never be super bowl-tier commercial revenue so go for parity and competitive playoffs and stop cucking the sport with super star teams.
The soft cap makes sense for re-signing veterans, but the trade exemptions is dumb and just lets teams sell their all stars for a billion draft picks to already stacked teams.

fuck kevin duraaaaaaaaaant

tl;dr

>Thunder are perfect from three
>this includes Grant, Westbrook, Roberson, McDermott, and Abrines

>Thunder going 9/9 from 3

...

Get the Bucks to waive Delly so he can throw lobs to Lelbron, Bogat, and TT

DUDE CAVS CAN SIGN UNLIMITED PLAYERS FOR UNLIMITED MONEY FOR SOME REASON UNEXPLAINED LMAO

You're embarassing us Laker fans ffs

Welp wizards are gunna choke

youtube.com/watch?v=kzz__W5M-xM

>music & women

Wait until they lose to shitpost

currys team wins by 20

GUYS

OKC LITERALLY CANNOT MISS A THREE

AND WESTBROOK IS TAKING DEEP TOUGH SHOTS

12/12 FROM THREE

honestly fuck the wizards

God Damn.
Thunder 12/12 in threes against the Jazz and it isn't half time yet

cmon washington bullets beat mark jackson

12/12 yo what the fuck

DOUGIE MCBUCKETS AND WESTGOAT ARE 100% ACTIVATED FROM THREE

>Thunder now 12/12

holy shit

Westbrook could heave up a half court shot and it would go in right now.

David West is so good

I hate people named Russel without explanation

i need a working stream the one im currently watching has the announcers speaking pig latin or some shit

decent script tonight

Cut it

Cut it

Cut it

Cut it

da fuq is going on with the thunder?

>Wizards choking this hard

reddit.com/r/nbastreams/comments/5wrk6t/game_thread_oklahoma_city_thunder_vs_utah_jazz/

this thread is moving so fast that no one with notice that I like girls basketball

r/nbastreams

hdsports.online/live/nba/GSW-WAS-20170228/home

fuck reddit and fuck you

i mean that guy was awful and he's just suddenly playing good and making shots. the fuck is with that? there can't be a lebron effect can there? he's like a paladin aura or something.

me too. i get high with my friends and go to wnba games over the summer since tickets r literally $5

>I like girls basketball

Rude.

If the Knicks get the first pick then that pretty much confirms the draft is rigged right?

rip

I don't know.

Even the warriors can't shoot well vs the Jazz