/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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nz sucks

Te kumara?

Go fuck yourself mate.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated 72nd in my class at Hutt Valley High, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Mr. Singh's dairy, and I have over 300000 confirmed calories. I am trained in drug manufacture and I’m the top cunt in the entire Mongrel Mob. You are nothing to me but just another asshole. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before, even in South Auckland, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of top cunts across Taranaki and your Hilux is being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my stick. Not only am I extensively trained in hardcore parkour, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Porirua City Mongrel Mob, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of mighty Aotearoa, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cunt.

JAFA reporting...

Why are IDs even gone?

>Christchurch

fuck off, nz. you sad bunch of sheep fucking faggots.

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moar

Sheep > dogs

who is this

Whos voting for who?

nicole

I fucked Suzy Cato

any pussy pics

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Nobody is voting for act.

I am gotta. cut those taxes boii

daily reminder

Nobody that matters, Act cant into demographics.

MOARR

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Go die in a fire

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it appears our superiority has caused some controversy.

full name and moar?

Anyone doing anything fun in Dunedin tomorrow night?

dunedin here

Thinking about living just out from Thames, unemployed and will be very dependent on my mate to get me to work, thoughts?

Let's check out the virgin cucks on okcupid, lads

So what kind of a chance does I got if im uglier then them blokes but im not a numale and have a stable blue collar career and house.

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prove it

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Nicole Standring

hope you like single mothers

you do realize noone likes him...

>okcupid
is that a dating website ?

This is so true. I dated a single mother once. She thought she was so hard done by and always moaned about her ex leaving her to take care of the kid (I wonder why . . . . )

>sement
I miss him

kek i have a mutual friend with her

Yes. It's more conservative than Tinder, and yet guys still try and look for casual sex

kek

ah, virgins

just added her kek

Underrated post.

They just don't get it. They have no chance with a girl if they just try and get her to talk about sex all the time

it does, most boring country I have ever lived in

youve got to admire their effort and persistence

Persistence is often seen as creepiness on those sites

moar?

so it should be

NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

ALSO
THE GAME

nou

Online Dating is a hostile environment for females in general

yea well if anyone normal would ever try them that wouldnt be a problem.

Online dating is shit, we should just use the thread to hook up. Anyone looking to suck a dick in Auckland?

Fine, I'll suck it myself.

i'm willing to give it a try. no gay shit though i'm straight

Why would it be gay? Assuming of course that you're a straight girl.

if by girl you mean a guy then yes

Now by a "guy" you mean definitely not a cute girl then?

Just suck each others cocks already ffs

Just to be clear, I am a straight male man with a penis.

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33? Well, $8.35 in Canada. In Thailand, $8.33 is about 275 Baht. 275 Baht will get you a skanky hooker in a Thai brothel. If you want a really good hooker, it'll cost you at least 2000 Baht, or about $61.00. So in Thailand a good woman is worth $61.00 or $732 a dozen. Yes. However to further this, according to 2Pac Mo' Money= Mo' Bitches If you divide out Mo', you will see that money=bitches Therefore, 1000 moneys= one good girl. To extrapolate further, diving with respect to "money" yields 1 money = $0.00833 This changes everything, because money isn't worth hardly anything. True. A linear relationship between money and bitches means the equation relating money to bitches is in the form of y=ax+b, where x is money and y is bitches. Consulting the Lil Wayne theorem, if 12 bitches is worth $0.10, then one bitch is $0.0083. Therefore we know that the equation 1=a(.0083)+b must hold true and so must 12=a(.1)+b. To find the equation relating money to bitches must have "a" and "b" values which satisfy the two previous equations. Since "Mo'" implies a positive linear relation, we know "a" must be positive. I have done the math for you and found that a=119.96 and b=.0043. So, (Bitches)=119.96(Money) + .0043. To find the number of good girls you get from an amount of money, simply divide the number of bitches by 1000 (because of the Kanye West Theorem). No but biggie said mo' money= mo' problems so money=problems and since mo' money mo' bitches, we can see that bitches=problems Well one must first consult the "50 Cent Law": "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems". Here we see that the amount of money is proportionate to the number of problems. Then one must factor one of the basic rules of the "The Carter Theorem" : "I got 99 problem but a bitch ain't one".

Here we see that without a "bitch" the average person will have exactly 99 problems. Therefore the formula must be applied: (current amount of money) (8.33) / ln[(Problems100-1 ) * (current amount of money)]bitches = worth of bitch Unfortunately this formula only tells us the value "a bitch" which as we know is only worth one monies Therefore you must apply [(worth of bitch) * (problems) * (money-8.33)] + 1 / 1000 = The value of a good girl Hope this helps Yeah. No. That's not how math works. 2pac was merely stating that the derivative of Money in terms of Bitches is strictly positive. More-over, he skipped a lot of steps in his proof and never formally published the full version. I bet you believed Fermat's margins really were too small as well, right? Imperial bitches is actually a unit of weight. An imperial bitch is ~111.1111111112 pounds. Theres one fundamental law of math that Lil'Wayne forgot to include in his calculations. We have to follow the law of "bitches ain't shit" theorized by doctor dre himself. With that principal included we can work out that if bitches aint shit, and a good girl is worth 1,000 bitches, a good girl is still not worth shit. You're forgetting that Jay-Z published his paper on the "Money Ain't A Thang" theory. Therefore if bitches aren't worth shit then bitches aren't money and so therefore they ARE, in fact, a "Thang". Is that the transitive property of bitches? Is it possible that for every bitch, there is an equal and opposite good girl? That doesn't make sense though because kanye said a good girl is worth one thousand bitches. The economics don't make sense. Newton or kanye is wrong. They cannot both apply their laws to bitches I think the important part here is, are we assuming that there is 1 good girl for every 1000 bitches. This is a very scary thought. 1/1000 females is a good girl and the other 999 are bitches.

To me this would make my $8.33 a very good investment. I paid at least $3000 for my wife's wedding ring. Could I have bought 360 good girls in stead of 1 good girl? B/c I can't help but feel like I have overpaid for my good girl according to the genius of Kanye West and Little Weezy F. Baby. Don't get me wrong, I love my good girl wife, but I feel duped knowing she may have only been worth 8 bucks instead of 3000 It actually depends on they type of women. If it is a bakers daughter it is less since the sample size is actually larger I.E. a bakers dozen (13) so: (.10/13)x1000=$7.69 ...0r $9.69 Canadian (not counting the maple syrup) How much candy you can buy for $8.33? We can conclude that 1 bitch is worth approximately 0.83c, but since bitches are of negative value it's actually -0.83c. This means that in order to get the correct positive value of a good girl there needs to be an exponential factor involved here. In order to evaluate the amount of good girls needed to offset the bitches you use the simple formula -0.0083B2 = G. This intuitively makes sense when you think about how the more bitches you have around you the exponentially higher value even a single good girl has. So when B=1000 we get: G = -0.0083(1000)2 = $68.89 Interestingly enough, if the entire female population of the US, let's say 150 million for simplicity, were bitches, the worth of one good girl would then be $1,550,025,000,000 which is just over the total USD currently in circulation.

this is why we need white genocide