My roommate is out for the night i went in his room and he forgot to hide this thing

My roommate is out for the night i went in his room and he forgot to hide this thing.

trips decides what I do with it.

Put shit inside of the pussy, then he will fuck it and get shit all over his dick.

fill it up with mayo and wait for a reaction.

Cum in it

This.
Poo in vagoo

Fuck it and cum in it. Cuck him.

Put hotsauce in it

This. Or dump in peppermint oil/peppermint extract

Place a rare Pepe inside of it

pic with timestamp or sage.

>put bread knife in vagina with knife facing out
>wait

Rollin

Glue it to the ceiling.

Take a shit on it

lmao

fuck it and film yourself fucking it. Send him the video.

dress it up in black latex and put a banana peel inside vagoo and anus

Put razor blade in vag.

another pic

>cuck to a sex doll
a new low.

Swap his lube with superglue

don't touch his expensive sex toy.

also you're putting your hands where he sticks his dick

This

Dress in it's clothes and put a wig on and wait for him to come back. Don't say anything just lay there like the doll.

Rawlin. Dress up as Hitler and have kinky Nazi sex with doll.

oh i thought it was a real doll, it's just a cheap fuck doll. so i no longer care what you do with it.

X-acto knife blades in the vagoo

weeeewlad

Reroll

ITT:
>OP claims that he will do things to sex doll if you roll trips.
>actually just posts pics of his shitty blow up doll

Fill vagoo with bleach.
Also, timestamp.

This

Leave his shit alone and mind you own business.

He's a sick fuck for having a sex doll and you're a sick fuck for preying on his privacy behind his back like some mudslime scum.

Hopefully next he dicks with your shit for no good reason, and it gradually escellates to the point of you killing each other.

I think I broke it..

I disagree with everything except for the part where they kill eachother.

What the fuck OP.

Way to go faglord. At least draw a swastika on the head.

OP is full of shit, that is his doll

what a dellusional piece of shit you are, what he is doing is just typcial white people shit hands down

excsue i must correct myself chickenshit colored child fuckers

fuck it

ITT
>OP moves back in with his mom because he popped his roommates blow up doll.

shove some pins or something up the pussy

lmao funny shit,

gently squeeze a peeled hard-boiled egg into it's vagoo put it as deep down in there as it can get

Hot chilli.
In the vag pocket

Only because if they were niggas they wouldnt have any property to fuck with.

>Ubuntu went to the food bank and left his collection of dead rats out. Dubs decide which one i eat first

No need to bring Linux into this user.

pretty sure if these 2 were black they would have real women to fuck not some shitty chickenshit colored child molesters

Harvest the cum from it and Impregnate someone

I've had nigger roommates you should see the tantrums they throw when they forget their cigarettes in a pair of pants. Or when they think someone smoked some of their weed.

I like where you're going with this...
maybe rape someone with it make sure they're conservative enough not to abort it.

this pic was posted last night......

Put hot sauce and cayanne pepper in the rubber vagina

if you ever think these threads are ever about authenticity you're just wrong. They're about participation. It's a fucking game so what if you're playing with monopoly money if you can banish the disbelief long enough for it to be fun you're doing it right.

You're gonna need to hide the body

Lick the fake vagina you already touched it you faggot.

>tfw triggered by anorexiashaming

GNU/Linux

Corpses from the incidental murdera during their last robbery don't count, Tyrone.

All of which they stole to begin with.

>My roommate is

is he a nigger?
is he a kike?
is he a virgin?

Give it some roses and take it out for a romantic dinner

people actually used to deliver in threads. Like the one where user smoked a rat that he found while cleaning an airstream

No one has rolled trips yet tho?
Smear shit all over it

those threads are rare and end quickly

Shit on it

True. I just remember more consistantly good content. Everything kind of got fucked after Sup Forums day.

Great Scott's!!!!!

Agree, shit on it

Stop lying, faggot, that thing is yours

Fill fake pussy with Mayo and let owner discover it

That's fucking mean.

Or toothpaste.

add a prawn or two for good measure

pour hot sauce in it, hottest u can find

FAKE

>bengay in pussy

take it on holiday with you around the world, take photos of it and send the pics to your cucked/distressed roommate

stich it with a kitchen knife

oh it's this picture again

Time stamp or gtfo

Sell it to a Nigger

FILL IT WITH JALAPENO AND TABASCO

Take a bus ride with it sitting next to you

Lick his cum out, and then tell him he doesn't need it anymore because he can fuck you in the ass

nothing since the actual owner posted that same pic last night