ITT: We write a punk song!

ITT: We write a punk song!
Last time i did this only 1 user got dubs before Sup Forums went down for maintenance and the thread died.

Same rules apply:
Dubs adds a sentence
Trips adds two sentences
Quads gets to write a chorus
Quints gets to change or remove any sentence or the chorus.

I'll sing and play the song at the end and post it for you guys.

mary had a little lamb

Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter

Dubs confirmed

Mary is a womb-bomb

established ties which wont be cut

I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Never believe your step-father

>Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
>I DOOOO THEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOBMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

this song is gonna be very booblike.

You're all cucks for the matter

titillation for the all the nerds

Boobs are everywhere, must to swallow them

ooo look at me im full of angst

If Hitler did something wrong then he would be black

MeAmGoodSpllr@ShecacaHotAlienAnus
isitinShakiraShakiraMyBabyDaddyiGota
BasketballJonesLostMyLegsInNam

NIGGER( NIGGER!)
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!
NIGGER(NIGGER)!

Op here you guys can re roll for your answers if you want. so far we got:

Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst

I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy

because I AM THE LAW

reroll

memes memes the magical fruit he more you see the more you die inside

my dick looks like a twizzler

kek

THIS IS THE SONG OF MY NIGGERS

Hey, that was my line. thanks user

No dignity among us, no friendship between us, I bust a nut when I see a slut that has no tits and a penis

reroll

BIG TIITTIES NO TITTIES
BIG BOOTY NO BOOTY
I'LL STICK MY DICK IN IT.

Alien probes in my dick feels great

Reroll. This should be the chorus.

Reroll

rerolling this kek

my nigger sux muh dicc

OP Here. Re rolling for this

muh dicc

reroll

Checkum

i want muh dbs n0w

op is a fagget

reroll

Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads but i can use a sentence from it at least.

reroll origonla

rooll bitch

roll for this

hassidic recidivism jism cunt

...

OP HERE! This is what we got so far.

Pizza and boobs are the only thing that matter
i do the boob man
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads.


SO FAR SO GOD DAMN GREAT

Obfuscate the proletariat
Making them fade into obscurity
Condemn the authority
Beat the minorities
Fuck the municipality
I'm a fatality in a
Society quantifying loss

...

what are you, gay?

I seen it and added it bro

what, do you actually like SJWs?

158974654123003

what do you, what do you, you?

Op here i actually like it. I've written a ton of anti sjw songs.

wuts punk

...

A shitty genre of music

chicken

doesn't fit the thread, I know. but i got the poetry flowing through me and out my ass hole.

may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants

Nane a songwriter who doesn't?

picasso

>Picasso
>Songwriter

my bad. i meant bib rawss

you missed

So i did

roses are red,
violets are blue,
i put beef ribs in my anus because my parents never really loved me.

reroll for chorus

So far we got this.
Pizza and boobs are the only things that matter
i do the boob man
this song is gonna be very booblike.
ooo look at me im full of angst
I spank the monkey to CP because I
can't get any pussy
No dignity among us, no friendship between us,
Checkum
Well i can't make it into the chorus cause we didn't get quads
hassidic recidivism jism cunt
Chicken
may i perchance,
have a dance,
roll my weiner 360 inside the pussy allegedly in your pants.


This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!

make next dubs chorus. i gotta hear this

Good idea

re rolling for this

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEE

the title should be:

Existentialist Crisis in E minor

OP. this is a perfect verse. someone got dubs on the entire reroll but this is perfect


This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!
This is a long ass verse somebody please get quads please get quads!

Allahu ackbar ten pickles in a jar

Okay guys please be patient while i figure oout how to word it and the note imma use.

Lol those were my dubs for my comment too lmao

"I never get dubs, never get dubs!"

very nice. just the idea of someone begging for the chorus to come as the chorus is weirdly the right amount of irony and cynisicm id expect from a punk song, joke or not.

also please post this on youtube. im about to pull a double at work today, and i gotta leave in about 20 mins. i gotta hear this but wont be around for when your finished

also dubs. make me famous bitch.

seal of approval, rolling for this

Excuse me? I accidentally into punk.

rollin

retry

MMHMMMMMMMMMM

ive never had a trip but save once in my life, yet occasionally i am the dubs master. occasionally.

roll

rill

reell

rolll

kek

reroll

kekroll for kek

this shit better win a grammy.

have you ever shit whilst eating tums?

i collect only the rarest pepes

OP here iim compressing the audio to make it fir for vocaroo and
I will also put it on youtube.

nigguh i am searching for a watermelon and some kfc, motherfucker i am a real g