Alright, I have a few stories from way back when

Alright, I have a few stories from way back when.

>be me
>first day of year 10 (britfag)
>arrive at school at 8am
>i have about 30 minutes to kill
>see my friend by the geography building
>we'll call him eddie he's important later on
>head on over
>oh shit
>jocks start approaching him and are picking a fight
>turns out eddie is going out with one of the jocks' ex
>we'll call that jock brad
>i walk over and try to break up the fight
>eddie starts throwing punches
>teacher sees the fight from his office and storms over
>killme.jpg
>the teacher is brad's dad
>brad spills the beans and says i hit him
>wtf dude
>teacher goes rage 9000
>autisticyelling.mp3
>follow him to the languages building
>go upstairs to isolation room 1
>isolation is basically detention except for the entire school day
>it's fucking boring, plus no supervisors because they lock the door
>teacher straight up shoves me into the room
>'sit down in there and don't even think about leaving'
>do as i'm told because i don't want to piss him off even more
>he locks the door and walks down the corridor to the other isolation room with eddie
>immediately become bored
>notice something poking out one of the cupboards
>walk over
>holy shit a laptop
>fuck yes
>even better it belongs to one of the technicians
>fag put a sticker on it with his login details too
>bingo
>log into that shit
>notice document of teacher timetables on the desktop
>jackpot.png
>turns out the teacher has a lesson just down the corridor after break
>i plan revenge
>open up impero to get ready
>realise that the laptop could be traced back to the isolation room and i'll be suspended
>remove the laptop from exo5
>change the details of laptop and account on the school system
>i am now the terror that faps in the night
>i am hackman

break ends
>look at the cctv feed of teacher's classroom
>he goes outside to speak with students
>look at his screen via computer monitoring
>e-mails, nothing too interesting
>notice one with the subject 'hey baby'
>open it up
>holy shit he's talking with a hooker via his school e-mail
>she's sent him a video too
>this is perfect
>look at the cctv feed
>shit he's coming back
>go to his inbox
>he's back on his pc getting the presentation for his class opened up
>brad walks into the class
>evillaugh.wav
>brad turns on the projector for him and sits down
>teacher stands by the interactive whiteboard and starts talking
>use impero to take control of his computer
>go to his outlook and open up the video
>he doesn't even realise because he's too busy talking directly to students
>video starts playing at full volume
>it's a sex tape of him and the hooker
>students start laughing
>brad is in shell shock and trying not to cry
>teacher frantically tries to turn off the video
>no good, i control his computer now
>mfw i'm wikileaks
>open up his outlook again and compose a new e-mail
>'cheating will get him nowhere - hackman'
>attach the sex tape to the email
>send it to his wife
>teacher has lost his shit
>storms out of his class and goes to his office
>check the cctv
>he's crying his eyes out
>shut down the laptop and put it in my bag
>my work for today is done
>word of the incident spreads like wildfire
>hackman is hailed as a hero by the kids bullied by brad and his gang
>the teacher quits next day and brad moves to a different school
>mission accomplished

Care for more? I have a few more stories to tell that I think you might enjoy.

This is nice story

Cheers user. Spread it around, the legend of Hackman must spread further.

Nice story user. Don't give a fuck if true or not.
Make sure to keep'em coming.

Thanks. I'm at work right now, so I will tell more tales of Hackman later on. It only gets better from here.

I'm dissappointed now.

>Mfw I'm WikiLeaks
My sides

One week after the sex tape leak incident
>headmaster holds assembly about the whole ordeal
>everyone is pissing themselves laughing
>'we will be taking legal action when we find out who has been misusing the school system'
>challengeaccepted.png
>after assembly, i go straight to the storage room
>get out the laptop from last time
>i took it home with me for further hackman exploits
>technician never found out
>go to the news on the school website
>'let's get right into the news'
>manage to find a way to add articles onto it
>start typing up some breaking news
>five minutes later my addition is complete
>open up photoshop
>get an image of the headmaster
>get an image of a woman
>schedule article for release at 8:35am tomorrow morning
>go to my lesson
>the teacher didn't realise i hadn't been in her lesson for half an hour or so
>now we wait

8:35am, the next day
>get into class
>teacher opens the news page so she can read it out to us
>class bursts out laughing at the first article
>'the headmaster comes out as a woman'
>attached is a photoshopped image of the headmaster's head on a woman's body
>below is another message
>'don't threaten me, miss - hackman'
>the school board see the article
>they think it's legit
>send headmaster e-mails congratulating him on his 'bold transition'
>headmaster has to hold a staff meeting to state that he is not trans
>embarrassed.exe

There will be more tonight, anons. Stay tuned.

Keep em coming dude.

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Thanks anons. I finish work at 5:30pm uk time, so keep the thread alive for me, and I'll tell you of my encounter with my greatest nemesis.

I'll take "Things that never happened" for $600, Alex.

Even if this is bullshit, it needs to be screenshotted. See you at 5:30, fellow Britfag.

Also, you said Eddie would play an important part again soon.
Still no Eddie. Don't leave us hanging, britbonganon.

>holy shit a laptop
>even better it belongs to one of the technicians
and then
>shut down the laptop and put it in my bag

so the technician didn't notice the missing computer? Didn't they connect the dots with the teacher incidents?

calling bullshit

That'll come into play later on when we reach the Year 11 stories.

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We need these stories.

While we wait for op to return I have a story for you guys
>year 9 (also a britfag)
>start of year, New science teacher
>fresh from uni with first teaching job
>dullest man alive
> permanent monotone with a deadpan face
>whole class hates Mr robot
>no one pays attention, everyone just ignores him
>one day about 3 months in
> someone hides the pens from his smartboard
>Mr robot loses his shit
> probably had full ocd
> locks the whole class inside with him until he gets his pens back
> it's now the lunch break and we still can't leave
>I go to the safety goggles where the pens were hidden (I saw where they were hidden )
>give robot the pens and demand he open the door
> I should mention that Mr robot is a manlet and at 14/15 I was already about 4/5inches taller
>stare him down
>he unlocks the door like a pussy
> I push door into his face as I leave
> the entire class bundled into our head of year office
> told him what happened
> said it was basically a hostage situation
> had science next day
> robot was fired

It's all fun and games but you're being a bit of a dick to your teacher. Imagine if those tables were turned.
>fresh out of Uni
>Gonnachangesomelives.jpg
>first job
>school full of ignorant fucks
>never mind - persevere
>each day tard children
>can't take looking into their dead eyes
>no matter how hard you try they just wont learn/even apply themselves to your topic
>Snap
>retreat into yourself and just want to get through the day
>Some fucktard steals pens for whiteboard basically fucking up not only this lesson but all the lessons after
>You fucks might not want to learn but you have no right to impose your will on the rest of you peers
>snap - in real life
>assert yourself and demand pens
>one sly mother-fucker ignorantly jams pens into your hand with no explanation and demands to be let go
>Wut were you doing with the pens.exe
>get called to head masters office
>get fired for trying to keep order and teach tards

Yeah, its always good to look at the flip side of any situation.

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I'm liable to agree - school techs - especially the IT guys are the laziest fuckers on the planet. Most teachers done know squat about ICT and so the department gets away with anything.
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I needed to return some equipment, it was just before lesson swap and no one was around, I knocked on the door, heard no answer so slowly pushed it open and saw the IT guy with his head on the desk fast asleep. It was 11:30 - he has rigged up one of the school tv monitors (the ones to display bulletins) to play the grans prix or some shit. It was unbelievable with they got away with.

Looks like there's a new hero for Sup Forums.

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Hey guys, op again. Time to continue the story.

Two months after the headmaster incident
>mock exams are happening
>due to revising and doing the exams, not much time to be hackman
>parents will beat me if i get bad grades
>decide to revise for history on laptop at the school library
>immediately bored
>decide to fuck around with cctv and see what's going on
>some teachers are outside the languages building having a fag
>check what's going on with the technicians office
>one guy is playing rocket league
>legend.png
>notice one of the cameras is off
>wtf
>turn it on
>regret it immediately
>there is a malaysian techie in his office watching hentai
>HENTAI FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>hackman instinct kicks in
>impero has a screen sharing thing that you can broadcast to other computers connected to a system
>broadcast my screen to every computer in the school
>put the live cctv footage in full screen
>everyone in the school is watching the malaysian jerk off to anime schoolgirls and tentacles
>just as he busts a nut all over the screen, the lead technician walks in
>he and malaysian start yelling at each other
>malaysian gets fired on the spot
>close the cctv footage and open up word
>i leave a message for the students
>'the malaysian masturbater is down and out, make sure you aren't next - hackman'
>hackman is promoted to legendary status in school
>malaysian masturbater is never seen again
>mfw teachers start hailing hackman as a hero

This thread is gorgeous.

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Three days after The Malaysian Masturbater was defeated
>get called to the ict office
>what.jpeg
>head on down and enter the ict office
>headmaster, lead technician and lead ict teacher are there
>oh fuck i am so dead
>almost piss myself in fear
>lead ict teacher tells me to sit down
>killmenow.png
>'as you know, someone has been causing problems for the school'
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>'i know that you have quite the expertise in ict'
>'i guess so'
>'i want you to help monitor the school system and catch the hacker'
>no fucking way
>mfw i'm dirty cop tasked with hunting the dirty cop
>'i would love to help'
>get given special access to the technician's building whenever i want
>also given admin powers on my regular school account
>all in all that was a pretty good day

Thanks for all the praises anons, more stories from my years as Hackman to come.

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get out you moralfag

Hey, I like a giggle as much as the rest of us but it does seem a bit dickish to hide board pens - not really in keeping with the heroics of the rest of the tale.

nigga this is some death note shit

hackman is no fucking weeaboo

no sure if op or fanboy of hackman

Late reply, just got back from restocking my shop.
This was roughly 9/10 years ago now, believe it or not I was honestly one of the nicer kids in class and once he was gone and another took over, things were fine. It was all purely on him, his voice was enough to put a person who just drank 52 cups of coffee on top of suffering from ADHD and insomnia to sleep.
Some people are just not suited to their dream job. Even most of the parents I spoke to at the time at the parent -teacher meetings did not like him

just a fan

Elma best Dragon

I agree with the moralfag, you should not bully male teachers, there is barely any, if you don't want to be taught by cunts only, you should not sabotage to few dudes that suffered through shitty lefty cuntfilled teacherschool, just to try to actually teach something to the few remaining white children in the UK. Male teachers are a near extinct specie, almost as white kids, because being forced to sit throgh dumb cunts trying to teach fucks you up for life.

The school I went to had 4 or 5 male teachers to every one female teacher, and in the years I was there, almost all the others were good at their jobs. He was the only flat out bad teacher I had. In fact, several of my teachers were really good at balancing fun and learning, the best one was my old English teacher who would use great and funny anecdotes to help teach

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Damn I didnt expect to find some tumblr-tier trash on Sup Forums

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bumping op keep this alive

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