Tell me your gay stories. Convince me to try the dark side

Tell me your gay stories. Convince me to try the dark side

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Faggot scum

Not really gay but pretty degenerate.
>started to roleplay in celeb threads
>be aroused by other anons jerking off to it
>apparently I'm such a good slut that a lot of them want to text me on discord
>make multiple boys cum every day like that
>enjoy it
>find someone to call "Daddy"
>he forces me to crossdress and eat my own cum

Still gay. And fucking hot.

>be me
>fap to traps

>be me
>16 years old
>goes to a friend house, being horny, as every teenager used to be.
>watching porn on some low quality porn site.
>"hey user want to try sucking my dick?"
>sure
>mfw I liked it.
>fast forward 4 monthes
>I am his slave, ended up rimming his ass, sucking his dick, and getting hard fuck in the ass.
>we were in this term for year and a half, and I tried nearly everything.

Hot.
Wish I had a friend to experiment with.

>cancer thread

>Be me
>Horny teen and faggot
>Do what any degenerate that age does and goes for hookups
>Lust for cock is at all time high one night, log on to my faggot sourcing website
>Instant success, dude I've not banged yet is only 4 minutes away!
>hes reeeealy cute, 5ish+ inch cock, pretty much a twink so hes instantly my type
>After barely any talking, so obviously we decide to hook up then and there
>Its like 1am at this point, neither of us can use our own houses because we're both in the closet
>Only logical conclusion is local park apparently
>We meet up and we start to kiss, its like fucking -5C so the warmth of his breath is welcome at this point, we walk to the park hands stroking eachothers backs and butts
>It had stopped raining a few hours ago, so most of the ground is still kinda wet, putting a dampner on the plans, but luckily for whatever reason the hill in the park is quite dry
>Proceed to make out whilst I stroke his cock under his trousers, on top of the hill, which also happens to be under a fucking light because of course it is
>See people in distance, ohfuck.jpg
>Its fine though, they didnt even look our way, besides I had long hair so no knows we're faggots anyway unless they're close
>continues for a bit, he wanks me, I blow him, the usual
>pull down his jeans and get to work, hands shivering like mad so it takes ages to put the comdom on
>fuck him a little, now we're not on top of eachother we both start to freeze to death and no amount of friction is going to warm us up so as soon as we cum we get dressed
>as we get up something falls out of his jeans pocket
>its a police id (trainee)

Mfw I just literally fucked the police, cumming straight on the wet ground.

>Be straight
>Install Grindr
>Offer my dick to be sucked
>Get your dick sucked for free, didn't do any gay shit, dude just straight up swalloed my dick and cum

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>be me
>9 years ago
>get introduced to Sup Forums by a friend
>lurk a few years
>finally post a thread
>the day i became a faggot

>Convince me to try the dark side

you just did, faggot.

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>Install Grindr
>Offer my dick to be sucked
>Get your dick sucked for free, didn't do any gay shit, dude just straight up swalloed my dick and cum

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Fixed that for you.

>me, just 2 days after my gf left
>already fucked a moped bitch but wanted to try something new
>Download grindr
>chat up a half way good looking dude
>he lives an hour away
>asks me to come to his town
>its 1am
>Decide to do it
>Drive down, meet him in a gas station parking lot
>get in his car
>The fear sets in
>takes me behind me some kinda factory
>he blows me
>I cum buckets in his mouth
>return the favor
>Ive never done it before nervous
>really starting to enjoy blowing this guy
>Apparently his first time with a guy as well, doesnt want to fuck my virgin boi pussi
>im working that dick like my ex did hes loving it
>Cums down my throat with out warning
>Blows me again
>says girls have trouble making him nut
>Drive back to my car is filled with macho man football and car talk on his end
>Wanted him in my ass

have a few more

>Tell me your gay stories.

OOGAH. Were the other ten faggot threads not enough for you? How do you figure we need another one?

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We may be faggots but you are the biggest faggot of them all.

My wife blew me while he came in my ass. Can't say I miss anything in my sexlife. Try everything once, don't be stupid for labeling shit in black and white categories

>Previous dude decided he doesnt want to keep it up
>Find next guy off grindr
>tubbo but nice dick
>Go to his place and up the stairs to his bedroom
> instantly start licking his cock
>hold the tip in my lips and run my tongue around it
>start working his cock with my hand as I suck his balls
>He showered at least
>tries to kiss me
>Not into it, id suck a dick but not kiss a guy
>he hands me a box of baby wipes and says to make sure my brown eye is nice and clean
>Get naked and go to the bathroom
>Clean my ass and get on his bed, he starts eating my ass
>Notbad.jog
>not great but not bad, first time for me
>he starts blowing me holy shit hes better than some of my exs
>in on my back on his bed and he stands up by the edge, grabs my hips and pulls me to him
>lubes his bare cock and teases my hole
>inform him its my first time dont be rough
>he slids his cock in slowly
>omg so good
>he starts fucking me slowly but its getting uncomfortable
>lets me sit on top and ride him
>im bouncing on his cock and hes stroking mine
>He says "you'll never cum as hard again"
>hes right
>I EXPLODE on his face and hit the back board on the bed
>I nearly black out
>he cums in me
>helps me down the stairs because I am so weak in the knees
>Drive home with his cum in me

What's the etiquette for getting my dick sucked? Should it be freshly cleaned and should I not go for a piss before or should I just go as I am? Is part if the fun from tasting a cock and not just shower gel? Might be getting a bj from a sissy soon.

Go for a run and get nice and sweaty

shower like an hour or two before. then there is just a hint of musk that'll drive em wild

I'm a heavy precummer. Is this hot to guys or not? It'll be my first time with another guy/sissy. I know he's as nervous as me so I don't want to put a foot wrong.

Fuck, I've never touched another mans cock but you really make me consider it.

You could cum in my mouth as fast as you wan't I just want your cum ~

Show pics of you cross dressing...

yes very much so. Guys know that precum = doing a pretty good job so it should boost his confidence especially if he is nervous too

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/

It's a lot tbh.
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tell him you've never had so much precum before.

Didn't take pictures and regretted it afterwards. I was hoping that actual feminization felt good but it was only the fantasy for me that I liked. Won't do it again.

>heavy precummer
You're making my mouth water

One more just for you
>its been a week now since my GF left in that time Ive blown one man, sucked and fucked another, fucked one moped bitch and got myself a dildo
>Guess Im bi now?
>friend comes over
>we drink and I show him n00ds of my ex
>he goes to the next photo and its my cock
>he says hes impressed
>says to make it fair he will show me his
>this fucking highschool?
>he pulls out a GIRTHY fucking chode
>its fat
>we laugh and I playfully pull the front of my pants
>"Dont be a tease user"
>he leans over and unzips my pants
>he slowly licks from base to tip
>had no idea he was bifag
>start to 69 on my couch im on top
>he slides a finger in my ass and I moan like a bitch in heat
>its fun to suck but his dicks making my jaw hurt
> he tries to fuck me but its too big cap'n cant take it
> I fuck him
>not so into it, I can fuck a girl in the ass and its be the same
>The thrill of a dick in me makes me want to try anything
>wow Im a bifag and a bottom
>cum in his ass and clean up
>we keep fooling around a while
>I get a gf months later
>he says he still thinks about my mouth when he jacks off

pic related my cock

I'd love to milk someones prostate right into my mouth. Or at least I fantasize about it. Damn, why couldn't I just be born a girl, I'd be such a perfect slut.

I say try it once. the way I view it if im doing to get with a guy Im going to do something I wouldnt do with a chick. like being fucked in the ass. like I said being a top isnt any different to me. so install grindr and send screenshots when you do so we know. suck a cock user

Lol. Cock suckable though?

do me a sauce boss?

thats a 5skin

I guess my gf will have a problem with that. And I'm also repulsed by men. My porn addiction just made me love dick and cum.

Top is Tommy anders bottom is Roxy red
I know. Think that's why I precum so much due to sensitivity. Underwear is a bit wet just from this thread lol.

thanks :^)

Why is it that after looking at porn FOREVER, my porn addiction has lead me to Gay Porn - and it's the only thing that gets me off anymore?

What state are you in? That guy sounds familiar

I'm afraid gay porn will also be my last step. For me it started with liking cumshots and bukkake and also girls that acted really slutty. Then I discovered eating my own cum and I started watching cum eating instruction clips. A lot of them also include feminization and forced bi. Didn't like it in the beginning but well now I like to roleplay as a slutty girl that wants to suck off every man she sees ~

oklahoma

Same, it's been a year or so since I've watched straight porn

I've tried achieving a prostate orgasm for a long time now, so no touching my dick at all but I haven't been able to cum that way yet. I always feel like it would be much easier if somebody else was hitting my prostate with his dick, but I have no experience with that. Are prostate orgasms easier to have with a dick in your ass?

>Was 15 and short and chubby
>Bullied by this other fat kid
>Always groped my arms and moobs
>One day while groping me whispered in my ear that he liked fat men

This is gold

Roxy Red is such a cutie. 10/10 would bang and date

Used to get bummed by a guy when his girlfriend was watching. I was 14.
Anal is amazing, especially when you are well lubed.

I had a guy that I was talking to for a while. He was a bit younger than me. Wife and kid was out of town for a while and he came over. I had been toying my ass all day and was already horny AF. Also since he also liked cuddling kissing and foreplay, by the time he was in me I thought I was going to loose my mind. He fucked me missionary and we were kissing the whole time.

Ultimately I think it was feeling him cum inside of me that made me cum. 10/10 most amazing ever. I didn't want him to stop fucking me all night.

I still fuck my wife, still attracted to women but I swear to kek, if I get divorced I'm going to call him again and ask him to date me.

Stop describing my fantasy, you're making me weak. Might actually try it...

Where you from sweetie?

Only ever had one experience but liked it...
>18 year old me on holiday in Ibiza with mates for first time
>Got pilled up in a club and got seperated from mates
>Bounce around West End for a few hours enjoying the buzz and waiting for sun to come up
>German guy and his wife come up and start chatting, about mid 40's, not bad looking couple but a bit chubby
>After a while blatantly asks if I want to have sex with his wife while he watches
>Go for it and go back to their villa
>Get down to action on their sofa
>Guy hands me lube and suggests analising his missus
>Happy to oblige and lube her up while going at her doggy
>Switch holes
>Forget he's there until I feel a finger on my arsehole
>Don't say anything and go along with it
>Finger pops in, realise he's lubbing me up
>X'ed out of my box I decide to see what its about
>Guy swaps finger for his cock and spends 5 minutes pushing the hell out of my sphincter
>Wife really gets off on this and pushes me backwards hard
>Guys cock has some considerable girth but disappears into my arse up to the nuts
> 4 or 5 strokes and I lose my load in the wifes arse
>Wife's turn to watch me getting railed
>Guy eventually loses his load and pulls out
>Leaves condom in my arse for me to pull out, not cool
>Breakfast
>Suggests I fuck him while he does his wife
>Respectfully decline but let him fuck me again while his wife sucks me off
>Go back to hotel and tell mates only that I fucked the wife while the husband watched

I'm a eurofag.
The problem is I'm so turned on by dick but repulsed by men. It would have to be a REALLY passable shemale or a gloryhole for me.

>I was sad cause my cat died
>friend comes over
>he says hi
>says let's bury cat
>I say ok
>he starts fingering my dead cat's asshole
>I blush and let out a squeaky fart
>he looks at me in disgust and spits on me
>I get full boner now and get a nose bleed
>he throws my dead cat at me, and the cat's bladder explodes against my face
>get covered in dead piss
>friend starts to run away
>I chase him through my back yard and tackle him
>I had a shovel with me, and accidentally hit him with it
>he falls over bleeding from the head
>he shits his pants
>I worry he's dead, so I start jerking him off
>he's ok, just bleeding
>he starts blushing and biting his lip
>he bites his lip off and spits it on me
>I start precumming, and strip
>my dick pops out and I forgot to piss so I piss all over him
>he starts vomiting, but says he's always loved me
>we start fucking
>it's my first time so my asshole prolapses cause I'm super shy
>cat comes alive and starts biting my prolapsed asshole
>it hurts and I start to cry
>start screaming and suck cat into my ass, and my boyfriend loves it
>parents see me and get a shotgun
>we all die covered in piss
>be aliens making shit stains on mars
I wake up from this dream, having pissed, shit, and cummed all over my bed sheets. I start looking up anal vore, and become a huge furry. I met my furry boyfriend at a con, and we piss on each other a lot. It's pretty cool.

>let him fuck me again while his wife sucks me off
You lucky bitch. Why is it your only experience of that kind?

>be 14
>catholic school holiday so bunch of us decide to go to movies
>get into theater and it's pretty empty
>we sit with extra seats between us for coats
>I'm on he end
>place goes dark and movie starts
>guy walks in, looks around at empty theater and sits right next to me
>after a few minutes he starts rubbing my arm
>know it's weird but I pop a hard-on anyway
>his hand goes on my thigh and strokes it
>feels goodman
>he leans over and tells me to meet him in the mens room in 5 minutes. gets up and leaves
>wait a few minutes. should I? shouldn't I?
>fuck it. head to mens room
>guy is standing by a stall and nods me towards it
>we go in, he locks the stall and sits on toilet
>doesn't say a work, just opens my pants and starts sucking on my dick
>I'm nervous but horny and I cum in about 2 minutes
>he gets up, opens stall, looks around to make sure it's all clear and leaves
>I go back to my seat
>few more times during the movie I went back to the mens room to see if he was still there but never saw him again

>Convince me to try the dark side.
Gay sex is incredibly easy to find.
Zero bullshit like dating women who play hard to get.

Are you expecting us to believe that your parents actually had a shotgun?

>I worry he's dead, so I start jerking him off
lost

Good for you. I hope it lasts a very long time.

Fake and gay

I'm a bit of an opportunist, if I was in the situation again I'd do the same but going looking for it would be too much commitment to the cause for me.

And that's how it's done.

DId you ever get your dick back?

I also feel like I would instantly suck a dick if somebody offered it but I'm too shy to look for a dick myself...

>be me
>have a bf
>at his home
>bf taller, masculine, nice jaw and beard
>squeezes me against the closet
>whispers : I'll fuck you like this one day
>10 minutes later he hits me out of the blue

Ex now, but damn fags are mentally ill. I still miss how he used to dominate my boi pucci.

So true

>married guy
>wife decided no more sex
>talk, argue, whatever... she's just not interested
>go on craigslist (years ago when it was OK) looking for a side girl
>no girls want middle-aged married guy
>always been bicurious so check out m4m
>surprised at how many guys in my situation (married, no sex) or want guys like me (married, middle-aged)
>find one guy, a little younger to meet up with
>nervous as hell
>meet up, exchange blow jobs
>within a year I had met up with 15 guys and had sex probably 100 times, with is 100 times more than I had with my wife that year

a little harder now that craigslist is a cesspool but still playing on the side.

>inb4 biscum

I used to hang out at glory holes all the time. One day, after working on a fishing boat in the keys, I drove back to Miami, still stinking gross from dead fish, sweat, bait, just nasty stinking gross. For fun, to gauge degenerate's reactions, I kept shopping holes for a BJ. Several started, then quit. One dude didn't care, sucking my bait & fish scale covered cock. I was a dick about it that night, being gross, but knowing some asshole would eventually suck my dick. LoL

>inb4 biscum

This isn't /lgbt/

This fuking post!

I do gay sex when I can't get enough straight sex or anal. I do want to enjoy life and there is nothing wrong in doing sex while it's consensual.

I've never been passive because I don't like it.

I just pop out at random places where gay meets, we get a quick talk and do the stuff.

My dick it's quite big for the standards both in girth & lenght, so I don't always get to anal, but it's fun anyway. I don't kiss either.

I've tried both young and aged people.

Sometime you gotta go slow, sometime, you find people who is already used to it and you can unleash and go with hardcore ass pumping, which is really much more satisfying and fun. I really like to fuck hard both female and male. It makes you feel like a beast.

What else you want to know.

I've been with transgenders too, same routine as above.

I've become friends with a 2 or three of them and we occasionally fuck. One in particular is really hot and turns me on and her ass is really special. I get some of the greatest fucks with them.

Another is really really dirty and asked me more than once to bring in friends or brothers, cousins with me because I gave her really good fuck. Unluckily I don't have any open-minded friend or relatives that could be possibily open to such a thing and I don't want to ask random strangers to do it.

I guess it would be really fun.

They're really feminine and more appealing than some females I've been with.

I think I will put up a foto of the first transgender that I spoke of.

I have also some pics of the females I've been with

>Be me, 30, married, curious
>Sucked one cock previously
>Cum was horrible
>Decide to try it again
>Find a new guy on Craigslist
>Go to his apt, has a chick roommate, says she's cool
>Wonder if she's cute
>Go to his room
>Drop to my knees, start sucking his soft cock
>He gets hard quick, decent size
>Take my cock out and stroke it while his cock is in my mouth
>Sit him down on his bed
>Spit on his dick, stroke it, gag on it
>He cums in my mouth, I bob on it for a while
>He thinks I swallowed, but I let it dribble down

Visit him again...

If this is oc your a fkn god

This is exactly why I wish I was bi.

How was his cum? Did it taste better than the first one?

> be 23 in army
>bifag who crossdresses for fun.
>wear thongs beneath my uniform because it feels
>one day my cock lust is really high.
>dressed up, makeup, wig.
>get on grindr for first time. Put feelers out.
>some Marine wants to tap it.
>is married with kids so I do
>wifey says it's ok.
>sneak out in baggy clothes with sissy outfit underneath so no one sees.
>get to his place. Wine with him and wife
>she hooks up my makeup better and chats it up.
>they're only together in appearances for the kids
>he comes into room and she leaves to go clubbing
>start making out
>both our dicks are already diamonds.
>start tugging on his dick.
>small but girthy
>I get down on my knees and channel every porno I've ever seen. Work the shaft and balls
>he lifts me up and spins me around. Pulls my panties down but leaves the dress on.
>"be gentle. It's my first time doing this"
>he goes slowly at first
>hurts at first then feels really good
>"you're so fucking tight user. I love it"
>cums all over my back

744384135 here

What's holding you? It's fun

this

That's hot, where stationed... armyfag also

Being straight.
I'm repulsed by men. I love the idea of having something up my ass but guys just turn me off completely.

It's easier to be bottom user. Being top when you aren't quite attracted to guys is really tough. I still can get hard for masculine guys. Fems/sissies/traps no problem but manly men are a no go

>got uncle who is pretty chill, in his 30
>ripped dude works as architect
>my parents have no time because they are running family business
>grandma or said uncle babysit me a lot
>uncle often takes me to trips and shit
>every summer he takes care of me
>I'm comfortable with him, feel like I can tell him everything
>when I was 14 he took me to a hotel by the sea
>told me to call me dad in public because people might think it's weird if I call him uncle
>tour around the city whole day
>he always buys me anything I want
>it's getting dark
>came back to hotel room
>told me to hug him if I enjoyed today
>there was some sexual tension for as long as I remember, he playfully used to grab my crotch or shit like that
>decided to kiss him in the cheek instead
>we started making out
>fast forward
>he sucked me off while I was moaning like a bitch
>it tickled a lot when he touched me, maybe after third or forth time it didn't tickle as much
>I returned the favour, but was very clumsy at it, saliva everywhere
>we had a room with two beds, but slept together naked
>next day we fucked, every time I said it hurts he bit my ear also made few hickeys
>had to buy cheap makeup to cover marks
>before we came back home there was nothing to cover
>we fucked on every trip after that
>he made up some shit about him being sterile and treating me like a son because he will never have his own
>when I graduated high school I found BF my age
>told my sugar uncle about it
>he was super chill about it, I thought he will act if I betrayed him
>surprisingly he still paid me a lot of cash but we had no sex
>even pays my university tuition instead of my parents
As far as I know he's with another guy his age right now, they met on dating site. Still don't know if he was a pdf file or just fucking with me.

Much better, but lingered too long

>Hit him up a few weeks later
>Go to his place again, still wondering about his roommate
>Get in his room, he says it'd be hot if we both got naked
>Get naked, drop to my knees again, get him hard with my mouth
>He's pinching his nips, think to myself "lol, fag"
>He tries to get to my nips, brush him off, >I just want cock
>Stand up, start frotting
>Sit him down on his bed, spit on his dick, resume sucking
>Spit on my fingers, lube my ass
>Proceed to straddle him, pointing his hard cock at my hole
>I'm too tight, can't even get the head on
>This fag doesn't have lube?!
>He gets all the way on the bed
>I get between his legs, cock in my mouth, ass in the air
>Feel like a cockslut
>Try spit lube again
>Takes a bit, but only get head in, burns but gets me hornier
>Not gonna work without lube
>Get back to sucking
>He whispers something about cuming on his/my face?
>I don't know what he said
>Sit on his thigh, he starts jacking while I do to, grinding on his thigh
>Feels good, hot
>He cums on his chest, I bend down, clean his cock till I'm ready to blow
>Blow all over his thigh

Still need to go back and get fucked properly

Bottom is exactly what I wanna be. I want my brain to be fucked out. Wish I had a friend to experiment with.

>Be me
>Was at school
>Class without any girl
>I fucking hate men
>So much that I crossdress when alone
>One of my classmate discovered it
>All the class often (way too often) asked me for sex
>I had an idea
>Decided to accept with two men without telling them
>Told one I'm gonna do it with a mask and blindfold
>The other I'm only fucking with him if he's blindfold, crossdressed and masked
>They both accept
>I told one to met me at home, the other at a bar
>When the first arrived, I told him were my clothes were, then gave him his favorite booze
>Kissed him to make sure he's hot enough for the blindfold, the dress and the mask
>Told him I'm gonna have to go for something like 20 minutes, and told him were the booze was
>Get to the bar
>Make the other guy drunked
>Tell him I'm going home first, so I'm prepared when he arrived

I'm going to eat I come back after for part 2

>lube
I never really had to use any. Maybe because I played with my ass since I was 14. I mean, dicks feel great, they just hurt a bit when putting in, but when it's in it's all good.

>when I was 14
seems like a pedo to me

I had many gay experiences with my friends. My first sexual encounter was a gay one and I absolutely loved it (even though we got caught and my religious parents took me to therapy)


I love it when my "straight" friend would suck my dick and beg for me to fuck him harder. He doesn't want us to fuck anymore but he does sort of drop hints that he's bi around me.

>in a dry spell
>see ad on CL from a guy looking for someone to worship his cock
>like sucking cock so why not?
>meet at his house
>up to his bedroom
>he drops his pants. nice long 7" cock
>suck until he cums. I swallow
>shooting the shit before I leave
>he tells me he has an older BF who he'd love to get fucked by but he has ED
>tell him if he needs help in that area just let me knw
>meet up again a week later
>blowing him again
>having a hard time getting him off
>lube up a finger and slide it into his ass
>two seconds later he blows his load in my mouth
>tells me he really liked the assplay
>third time over
>blowing him again, on my knees while he's standing there
>play with his ass but don't over do it
>I can tell he's really turned on because he's really trying to fuck my mouth but I don't want him to cum yet
>stand up and tell him to bend over his bed
>take out a condom and put it on, lube his ass
>push my cock into his asshole. he grunts, grips the sheets
>all the way in now and start fucking him
>"is this what your boyfriend can't do for you?"
>"gonna call me whenever you want your ass fucked?"
>pound away and can feel his sphincter tighten as he cums on his sheets
>I cum immediately after
>asked if he wanted a 3-way with his BF but he said let's keep it between ourselves

>be 16, virgin, at some family get together
>12 year old 2nd or 3rd cousin, first time we've met
>hang out together because nobody else close to our ages

cont?

of course

yes

Don't talk about my uncle like that, he didndu nuffin. At least he didn't rape me and actually was there for me. I told my current bf about it, he said it was hot and he probably would do the same if he had such uncle.
Also, I loved wearing his shirts. They were waaay too big for me but I still loved them.

Curious but dont want to fuck a guy? Find a girl that will peg you

Was at ft Lee. Now at bragg

>cousin is white trash, mom's a slut
>kid's talking about how he fucked girls
>goes on and on
>not sure if trying to impress me but he's pretty serious
>says "I even fucked a dude in juvie, he wanted it" (juvenile detention)
>I chuckle nervously, I was kinda effem, not out but wondered if he could tell
>cousin staring at me with weird grin
>I change topic
>later he goes back to it "that kid, he was like a fag"
>oh, I say
>starts teasing me "I bet you're a fag too"
>NO IM NOT I reply, weakly
>"yea you are"
>try to laugh, play-punch him "no, you are"
>jumps on me, big grin, "faggot!"
>wrestling around, he's laughing
>"I bet you want my dick in you, don't you, FAGGOT?"

cont?