>be me in march 2017
>did a french presentation about columbine
>kids said jokingly said to the teacher that i was gonna blow up the school
>next morning in first lesson at school cops come to me and take me into their car
>they start asking me question if i have ever ben on the dark web and what i've ben doing on their
>tell me that i better say the truth cause they will found out either way
>i'm feel really nervous and fucked and just tell them i went on the hidden wiki and saw one website about raped women
>they bring me to my house
>they tell my parents that they will search my room
>they found nothing but took my pc for further investigation
>they take to me to the police station
>they start to interrogate me and ask me for my password, all accounts and info, and what i've done on the dark web
>i tell them everything the truth and what i know because i don't wan't to have any problems with police (except that i have downloaded dozens of child porn and that i have multiple cp accounts on the deep web)
> after interrogation they thank me for working with them and that they will bring me back to school
>i ask them if they find no evidence about me actually wanting to blow up that the case will be desmissed
>he responds yes except if they find cp
>i'm in constantly nervous and depressed for weeks
> weeks later police comes to my house to bring back my pc and tell me that they copied everything for further investigation
>6 months later i'm still here
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I GOT AWAY WITH THIS WHILE THEY HAD ALL OF MY INTERNET INFO????!!!
Be me in march 2017
anyway you got plenty of time so start stretching your boipucci ,internal bleeding is no joke and may even lead to death
what?
an hero while you can
it means you'll get raped in prisom so better start training that ass
*prison
uhm ok? I'm not a hero, i really hate myself for what i've done (like always).
But i have sure learned my lesson to never try to obtain or view cp ever again.
I'm a dumb stupid fucking child
>dumb stupid fucking child
>stupid fucking child
>child
>CHILD
Mods we got a kid.
I hope you posted this behind 7 proxies
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How old are you?
The only reason why you're still here might be related and you'll be fucked when you hit 18.
16
16, why?
Are you fucking stupid ?
DO NOT EVER TALK TO THE FUCKING COPS !!!!!!!!!!!! EVER. Just stay, say nothing, and the only word that should come out of your mouth is "LAWYER". DO NOT TALK TO THE FUCKING COPS YOU'VE FUCKED UP . NEVER ACKNOWLEDGE ANYTHING THEY ARE ONLY TRYING TO MAKE YOU SELF CONFESS
This is correct. OP must an hero to save face.
user not to be that guy, why the hell were you trying to get some cheese pizza and why were you trying to get on the deep web without a proxy?
if you had cp on that pc you're fucked big time
Look, back then i thought that i would sitting in front of the judge in a couple of months and they will found out that i download cp cause they HAD MY FUCKING PC!!!
Noway did i thought that i was going to get out of this so i decided that it was a better option if i just try to work with them as much as possible and try to lower the severity of my crime.
Okay first of all, learn to English. Secondly you're a 15 year old trying to get their hands on some Cheese Pizza and was trying to download it. user do everyone a favor and please an hero. It'll save face and nothing of value will be missed.
also who the fuck keeps cp on their main computer ,you should have that hidden on a portable hdd or something
and by the way the cops are probably monitoring you,so this thread might count as a confession
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>does something illegal
>talks about it to THE LAW
>thinks there will be no repercussions
Adios, kid.
Rule number 1: cops are fucking dumb and the only way they ever catch people is when you openly admit shit.
Don't admit shit. Why do you think that's such a huge deal in gangs when people talk?
you fucking idiots are thinking that real life is like a movie where they push one button and they will see everything
they were looking for evidence where OP would buy a weapon, they didn't look for CP.
haha what a dumbass
here's a tip, always play dumb with cops/don't answer questions or even lie if possible
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funny story, I actually had a friend of a friend just get busted for CP. When tihey said how long they were watching him it was about seven months. This shit doesn't happen over night. If there was any on your computer that's moderately easy to find your in trouble and they are probably just building their case against you so they can arrest you.
good luck lmao
I don't know if you have all read my initial post, but it's ben 6 months from now.
Normally it would take 3 months (in modern day then) to fully analyse a pc, i even had a fucking txt file straight in my documents that included download links and passwords for pc.
Normally by now i would have visited the jury house 3 times.
Besides, where i live, the repercussions for possession of cp is NOWHERE near that of the severity in the usa.
I live in an european country after all, i probably woudln't even be sentenced to prison because of my age and the that i stil go to school (remember i don't live in usa!, i've read more then enough articals to know on how the system in general is being handled here)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about us, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Interpol, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire European Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the European Union and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Lol, isn't that from one someordinarygamers videos?
it's copypasta, newfag
>supreme beta cuck snitch, anitching on yourself
Now imagine if you just shut your homosexual mouth and defended your rights like a normal non-beta cuck faggot
will you please fuck off
>Police ask about dark web
Lol, what's that officer?
An youth officer.
He doesn't handel any real cases from what i assume, just only juvenile.
He only heard of the dark web a couple and thinks about the same way the rest of society does.
fuck you idiot.
lol, why call me an idiot?
While the point about never, ever talking to the police, only to your lawyer is correct there are other aspects to this.
Forensic analysis of laptops is very much an in demand resource, requiring specialist equipment and trained officers.
Priority will always go towards those having committed real crimes (terrorism, serious fraud, sexual assault, etc.)
The longer they don't press charges the staller your low priority bullshit becomes and the less likely you are that this will ever get looked at.
There is no "never" in this scenario, just the possibility that your shitty laptop never gets enough priority to actually be put in front of a forensic analyst.
What country are you in? I don't care about this because of you, just a question of statute of limitations laws.
belgium
You fucking retard why not just use dban or something to delete your shit. The don't know anything most of the time they just make assumptions to scare you into giving them info.
>tell me I better say the truth cos they'll find out anyways.
No in most cases „finding out“, especially in darknet cases proves to be very difficult since every niggerfaggot with internet connections knows how to encrypt / delete sensitive info. If it was as easy and obvious for them as they claim they wouldnt even ask you in the first place, you'd just get v&.
If you're in Europe you're fine. They let terrorists off the hook easy there. You should be fine.
For instance - Britain arrested a guy famous for making people extreme and supporting ISIS - those idiot brits gave him 5 years in prison
So what ? Only thing that's different is that you did their work for them. That's how they do things. They scare people with useless talk and bully them till they say everything.
You should have taken a lawyer, no you fucked up big time.
Also
>tell them the truth about your crimes, get jailed
>tell them nothing , worst thing that can happen to you is also jail, there's just the chance they'll never find out.
NEVER EVER TALK WITHOUT LAWYER
>belgium
Not particularly helpful I am afraid. Statute of limitations only applies (i.e. the offense effectively expires) after 10 years from the offense having taken place, so ten years from when they seized your laptop.
You just better hope and pray that the Islamic nutjobs keep attacking Belgium so that the police have too much priority work to arrest your sorry ass.
If you are going to be a sad pedo fuck at least understand how to setup TAILS with strong encryption and a secure 1024++ password which the police can't get hold of next time.
is this a steins;gate reference
Doesn't matter where you're from. What you're saying is correct if they caught you smoking a joint or some other shit. But if they find cp everyone involved will try as hard as possible to get you convicted. Pedos aren't accepted anywhere and hated everywhere. You won't go to jail tho.
>also kys pedoscum
Playing stupid should have been the response ya dunce