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>Hansen pulled
>Benning/Linden aren't in press box
>he's still not traded

>Montreal wants Hansen for a 1st
>Hansen doesn't want to go

Life is always suffering.

>rags

To the nerd without a stove. I have a hotplate I borrowed from my college to power my dorm still. I would give it to you put I doubt you want to post your address or have a means to get anywhere lmao

Dallas just broke Pens 65 game streak of closing out games when ahead at the 3rd.

>Montreal wants Hansen for a 1st
syke

Thank you Sweden. Even with Finland trying its best to make us lose by letting in soft goals every god damn night, the Swedes keep pulling through.

Truly our greatest ally. Fuck you Finland, fuck you.

delet

My car got repossessed but it's okay thanks, I'll just pick up my paycheck on Friday, for now I got some cold spaghettios and some shitty old ramen such is the life of a low wage job just out of college

When was the last time a based manlet won Conn Smythe?

>nashville is unironically gonna meme on chirape
W E W

GRANLUND DOES IT AGAIN!

I will order you a delivery pizza if you tell me your address

This year

i just got bit by a spider on my toe

what the fuck??

also go oilers

>0 goals scored by Benn or Seguin
The abosolute favela of Pittsburgh's D. Good luck winning a cup with a D comprised of 2nd pairing AHLers

Nah man, it's 11pm here now I ate the spaghettios thanks for the offer I hate to take people's money anyway,

Is that the legitimately worst defenseman in the league Kevin Bieksa laying on the ice there?

ok. someone did it for me before on Sup Forums almost 10 years ago so I wouldn't have minded paying it back. goodnight user

Crosby.
Besides if the mild win the cup Dubnyk will have to be the Conn Symthe.

i believe it is

>When Finland sends its people, they are not sending their best

forsberg based arvidsson based ekholm based jarnkrok based

pekka not based

really gets your noggin joggin

yeah because all the injuries are season ending you retard

Pens missing 3 of their top 4 dmen which they will get back by the playoffs. It'll literally be the same group that won last year.

>When Sweden sends its people, they are definitely sending their best. Great people, good people! The very best!

They have to go back

fun fact about that picture: they arent celebrating a goal, but instead celebrating bieksas death

Who the fuck is Jarnkrok?
Sounds like a slow-cooker Ikea would sell.

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>implying Letang will last more than a series

Thank you, I really appreciate your appreciation

>game of plebbit

comfy calgary

Did someone poo in his hip?

reminder that filip forsberg should be winning the rocket at this point in the season.

stupid fucking finn rinne thought it would be funny if he got filip to suck ironically for 30 games for the memes.

now filip knows that was stupid and he will win the rocket now. fuck your memes finland

>these qts are surrounded by the trashville niggers every day
shame desu

based torts at it again

forsberg was born in uppsalla, most people there are finn

forsberg is a finn sweden stole him like the always do. stop sucking sweden cock finland is superior

>for the memes

forgivable tbqh

I thought the Rocket was given out for most goals scored in a season, not a 5 game stretch? How did a goalie hamper goal scoring? If anything being behind should lead to more goals scored.

Why don't you go back to Sup Forums?

>most people there are finn
lol no

>Being a middle aged man on /hoc/

I thought all you balding Manlets loved Game of Cucks

>middle aged
>balding
>manlet
project more

With Finns you win

The Ducks are not gonna pursue Duchene/Landeskog are they /hoc/?

why would they? they're a 2nd round bounce at best

But you are, you're that old cuck that got exposed the other day

I want the Ducks more than a 2nd round bounce.

into

the

binn

What is with this imgur monkei meme. Is this the latest shit Sup Forums autists have forced?

I'm 24. go outside more

are we bullying finlan tonight? i am okay with this

jesus christ is kaitlyn fucking nasty.
the amount of shoop on that magazine cover.

hockey players don't dab, right?
r-right?

did that one user ever die yet of his pancreatic cancer?

I got it form 8ch desu

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It sucks I'm away during the day and Finns are usually in bed this time of day (except for the few stragglers that shitposts into 4am/5am). Wish I could bully more Finns.

Don't they need to trade some defense or they'll lose them in expansion?

I like this munkee. Fuckinmonkeyposting has died, this could be a worthy successor.

it's already old m8

its ok because his daughter asked him to

if wayne gretzky said in an interview what his favorite brand of peanut butter is, it would be the headline on NHL.com.

oodnight /hoc/ have pleasant trade dreams

The lies you tell on the internet won't turn back the hands of father time, old cuck.

Age cucks on suicide watch

it would be jagr brand peanut butter

I have no idea what you're talking about and it's hilarious you think you are insulting me

Laine has 10+9 in 14 games since coming back from a concussion.

C A N T B I N T H E F I N N
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> being 24 is considered old on Sup Forums.
Anything between 18-30 on here is perfectly normal.

I still love the munkee

>Sup Forums is 13 years old
>you have to be 18 to post here
>31 is too old
seems a bit rude

I agree, there should not be an upper limit.

after bottom

Old cucks OUT

answer this question correctly and you pass
salty __ and old ___

>Forsberg is 10+3 in 5 games

Those grandpas who claim to be here are weird. >Im 45 years old, I have 3 kids, and my wife is in the other room reading.

I fookin doubt that shit.

Liquorice fags

>being on this website if you're 25 or older

Why?

get in the bin finn

Depends on the board imo. 24 on Sup Forums is indeed perfectly normal.
A 24 year old Sup Forums poster? Eh, maybe find some healthier hobbies.

Swedes are so much superior than Finns.

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When you turn 25 you'll realize nothing magically changes. The only age I'm aware of that brings meaningful change is 40, because prostate exams.

oh, so you can feel young and post le epic dank memes with other retards?

why not be an adult and discuss hockey in a civilize manner on base Reddit or HFboards?

Sup Forums is for 13 year olds
Sup Forums is for 15 year olds
Sup Forums is for 17 year olds
Sup Forums is for 20 year olds

>PPG players at 18 years old
>quanthockey.com/nhl/player-age/18-year-old-nhl-players.html
>Gretzky, Hawerchuck, Crosby, Yzerman, Francis, Laine, McDavid

Is he elite yet?

That is bad engrish

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> not having a prostate exam before you turned 21
I get hemroids sometimes from dead lifts and I had a check up when I was like 19. Shit fucking sucked.

BISHOP BTFOOOO

Good post!

Sup Forums 13-16
Sup Forums 13-20
Sup Forums 18-24
Sup Forums 20-???

omfg kongs u got 2 amazing goalies and still

KONGS BTFO

>He's in the downswing of his life

TIP TOP KEK young bois win again

I don't lift.

youtube.com/watch?v=buBmVnNZbws

Just disliked and unsubscribed.

Which team should I cheer for now?

god vancouver is such a cuck team

>2 amazing goalies
who?