How are you going to celebrate Mexican Independence day?

How are you going to celebrate Mexican Independence day?

Nationalism is a mental illness.

CHI

*tips*

I have some al pastor pork marinating and will make quesadillas with tequila tomorrow

That is proper Sinko de Mayo tradition, ja?

CHI think its September 16
puff

being this gullible

obviously by getting a moustache massage after eating tacos and I'll get some of that good donkey premium food for my mule model '95 so I can get in time to celebrate with my señora maria

3 friends have birthdays on the first days of May, and I actually have the day off tomorrow, so that.

Having a day off

>believing government lies

why can't all Mexicans be this honest about themselves and their country?

>ywn come home to your wife maria in a small town with a name americans won't even dare pronounce

>lies from the government
Oye hijo de puta haber si vas poniendo más atención a tus clases de preparatoria y dejas de ver tanto vídeo puñetas en YOUTUBE

No person is this world is full honest with himself, my dear user

because mexicans tend to be whinny faggots who go full taco pride when someone hurts their soft tortilla feelings

like that

Mátate

...

going to puebla to celebrate frogs getting BTFO by my ancestors

How do french people feel about americans celebrating their defeat?

by waiting till september

THERE IS NOTHING TO CELEBRATE, BECAUSE MEXICO IS NOT INDEPENDENT —YET.

Kill yourself, please

This. Based Rei

Ignoring it, just like all their victories after that small defeat.

Most Americans don't know the reason for Cinco de Mayo, neither do the French.

Chupapollas, lambiscon, besa culos , lame botas, cumcacher

I am going to work like normal while their lazy asses sit around and drink beer, again like normal.

t. Texas

Negas pls

Ugh, why cant we ban chicanos from coming back? Fucking cringing cancer

Mexicanos
How many orgies are planned for tomorrow night? Is February a popular month for bambinos?

By eating thai food