Hey Sup Forumsetas, tomorrow i'm gonna undergo an operation which has a 10% success rate. So basically...

Hey Sup Forumsetas, tomorrow i'm gonna undergo an operation which has a 10% success rate. So basically, i want you to know i fucking love you you cancerous pieces of shit. I jerked my 6 incher off to Sup Forums porn so many times, i read countless story times, i fished for dubs and trips hours on end... jeez i was a massive loser... but anyway, you are the only real community i was ever a part of, so bye. If i make it trough, i will gift yall some steam games.

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What is the operation for?

basically i have a tumor somewhere in my head, not really familiar with the terminology, the jist is that they are gonna cut part's of my brain, and if they fuck up, i can end up a drooling idiot for the rest of my life, if not just being dead.

GODSPEED, brother! see you on Sup Forums after you've gotten through this.

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good luck you beautiful bastard

post pics if u die

will miss you too fags, will post if hell has internet access, i hope satan is cool with it.

I wish you all the fucking luck I never had, maybe my negative karma will work if it's not for me

Good luck you magnificent bastard

if you turn as a brainless drooling fag you will fit here just perfect

Godspeed OP

good luck lad.
Oh and timestamp from surgery or never happend

Good luck man, hopefully you're in the 10%

can I have your bitcoins?

i mean, i could go on Sup Forums, maybe i would finally fit in there.

Good luck dude

will give the surgeon my gopro, should i ask him to take a look at my dick too?

DICK PICK!!!!!

just don't die then?

Oi, go well babycakes. I actually will be thinking of you now. Make sure you post after, if you kick death in the tits

i suck at living tho, it might be bit hard to not die.

Gl fag hope u liv

Good luck OP. Brain shit is pretty scary.

If no chemo or ray and no spreading/metastasis you have your chances. Brain can make new connections, best of luck Sup Forumsro.
Just say "but,then, who was phone" before anesthesia.

Thanks to all the people wishing me luck, i wont call out every single one, since i'm an ungrateful cunt, but thanks dudes.

You ungrateful cunt

gl man

shit, that question will put me into a coma... what if it was............................ someone pretending to be dad?

God speed you glorious faggot

Make sure to tell your family to pull the plug if you end up a drooling fag. Good luck. 10% success rate basically means you'll be a drooling fag. Good talking to you while you can produce a coherent sentence instead of screech.

Wish luck.
Reply vor you will die tomorrow!

Heh, i don't even need to ask them, they will gladly do it even without my consent. But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.
not risking it nibba.

Good luck Sup Forumsro.

Describe what you saw when they were in your brain if you make it through when you get back.

Surly op will deliver

I think you'll make it dude. we Sup Forums creatures are too freakish to die by anything other than our own hands

Will you be like Stephen hawking or like Timmay? If it's just physical, who cares.

Hope you make it Sup Forumsro.

If we can meme a piece of shit like Trump into the White House, 10% is fucking child's play.

Stay classy.

i sincerely wish you the best of luck OP. good luck hope you survive

dude
the 10% success is best when success
trust me
Ive gotten away with much worse
and it feels great

Take picture now and post. Ask family to update on Sup Forums with retard picture after surgery.

You'll still be a faggot.

>But maybe i will finally understand how it feels to be reddit.

will gladly do, do you realize how much (you)'s i will get? Surviving this basically means more e-fame!
don't worry nigga, i hate when op's don't deliver, so you can count on me when i say i will make a fucking photo collection of my tumor if i make it.
not sure really, they told me i wont be able to do basically anything, talk, walk, move, think coherently...
das true, i am dedicated to die by hanging in my apartment
.don't fail me now meme magic
i guess it feels pretty prostate pleasurable when you make something regarded as almost impossible
sure, lemme get camera

I hope you die a painful and lonely dead
Xoxoxo

too dark but here is me

thx nig

God bless user. Come back so we can continue being a tumor on the internet together

Read this, it will make you feel better:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

Don't forget to livestream your surgery

i swear, im gonna keep the tumor and use it as a profile picture on all social media.

There is no god. Don't give this fag false hope. He might as well accept his life as a drooling diaper wearing fag. On the plus, he will be happy and much like dog, easy to please.

on twitch, i will make the title something like surgeon simulator livestream.

give my best regards in hell m8

How many prostitutes do you plan on fucking tonight? Get a black, Asian and white. Maybe a midget.

God speed you magnificent bastard.

holy shit, so you spent so long on Sup Forums you actually got cancer as a result

sounds about right

I'm too beta to hire a prostitute, but maybe i could get on that, i'm not dying a virgin tho, fucking amazing i know, but i fucked a retarded girl back in elementary.

heh i quess

wish you luck, sending positive thoughts and an ave maria.. dying is for losers, you are just a faggot and will survive.

Good luck to you, and may the doctors be successful in their endevours!

nice dubs, i agree, i have to save my life so i can die later on.

Good luck man

see you space cowboy. hope all goes well

Good luck Sup Forumsro

operation to be a $$$ jew....go for it

can i have ur stuff? LOL

Give name so if the procedure fails we can know who is kill.

good luck bro

Godspeed op, u better come back and make another post if u live.

I just had a déjà vu moment. Weird...

Godspeed user

Godspeed, I wish you the best and I hope everything comes up roses for you!

Godspeed you glorious bastard! All the best for the surgery.

if this was old Sup Forums we would've had a femanon giving OP some farewell titties by now

can we get a flash for a dying man?

GL user

Nice one, if i give a fuck i would say your not going to heaven or hell , your going to be burnt to bits or rot in a box. If you live do everything you ever wanted to do , dont hurt people or animals and i hope one day i meet you in a bar for a few beers.

godspeed, and good luck Sup Forumsrother

good luck Sup Forumsro, will be thinking of you

Goodluck Sup Forumsrother hope everything Will turn out Allright. Where do you even live user?

godspeed faggot
you will be missed and we'll never know

if u make it through save ur games for urself bby

Good luck nig, see you in a week.

I read it thinking it said 100%, and was about to call you a faggot. 10% though, damn. I'm so sorry man. Please come back and update us if you make it. Stay strong, you can pull through pal!

Good luck my Sup Forumsrother

I hope you die faggot.

>drooling idiot
where is the difference to what 99% of Sup Forumstards are already?

You'll be back.... They all come back.

I never posted anything on This piece of shit site but good luck brother i know you will make it. Ich drück die Daumen diggi

>odds of surviving not having surgery tommorow
>almost 100%
>odds of surviving surgery tommorow
>10%
Wew lad, wanna play some poker?

zieg hiel, cumrade

long term, it's a thing

We can type and use diaper by choice not out of necessity.

Based on the odds, it isnt

touché

godspeed user

zieg hiel bra

Take these doubles for luck

Gg man, we hate you too. Hope you make it so you can post more autistic shit on this fuckin shit website.

Edgy newfags.

Best of luck OP.

I don't know you user, but you have my best wishes and thoughts of good luck.

Fight this thing, kick it's fucken ass