Sup Forums, tell my why France is not the best country in the world
>Civilized country
>No hurricane
>No heathquake
>Varied climates and territories (Sea, Mountaines, plains, forests)
>Social Security
>Lot of cultural and historical monuments
>Multiculturalism
>No guns
>No death penalty
>Not governed by a retard
>Good food (wine, bread, cheese...)
>Mostly Atheist Population
Protip: you can't
Because :
>Uncivilized country
>Social Security
>Multiculturalism
>No guns
>No death penalty
>Governed by a retard
>Shit food (frogs, snails, ...)
>Mostly dumb Population
Macron.
You lost.
>Implying Macron isn't the best french president ever
If you feel like getting killed by mudslimes and can't afford a trip to the middle East then it's perfect.
>implying De Gaulle never ruled
>tearing down churches because it's too expensive to repair
>building mosques in its place
>Paris is literally a third world city
>macron doesn't plan on kicking out mudshits
No thanks, I don't feel like getting raped and killed if I go out after 6 pm.
The French don't seem to think so.
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How much of a cuck are you for that to happen tho
I won't let you insult snails, you amerifat
Australia wins everytime
Literally every country yet better
Macron's our own Bush. In even more retarded.
suppositories are a normal thing
Fucking reaks there stop shitting in your streets
I went to USA; You have literally black ghettos were whites are not allowed...
Considering the police don't carry anything besides dildos to shove up their own asses, and you're not allowed to have a knife or even pepper spray, you don't have to be a cuck.
The sandniggers group up so it's always 8 on 1, Bruce Lee is probably the only person that could fight his way out of that shit.
Yup, that's true. However there's plenty of places for whites. France? Lol, not anymore! It's Muhammeds country now
Yes, and it feels so good
my throat hurts not my anus
only 7%. Not 70.
>Civilized
>Atheist
>Not governed by a retard
Bit of a stretch for Francistan don't you think OP?
>japan no suicides
what
otherwise seems about right
>"oh, look, is that a nazi?"
>"I give up!!! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
>"oh look, is that a refugee?"
>"I give up! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
> "Take my land, take my women, convert my children, just don't shoot"
>Yes, they are everwhere!
Paris is a Jew city, not so much muslim
ever heard of the REAL battle of dunkirk?
That's even fucking worse
It's not because you have the French.
/thread
Harfluer, Calais, Agincourt.
Buncha bitches
>territories
Sorry, I read that as terrorists
You get bombed all the time tho
>implying Charles De Gueulle wasn't a cunt
Explain?
I forgot
>Best National Anthem
youtube.com
Arise, you children of the fatherland
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us, tyranny
Has raised its bloodied banner (repeat)
Do you hear in the fields
The howling of these fearsome soldiers?
They are coming into your midst
To slit the throats of your sons, your wives!
To arms, citizens!
Form your battalions!
Let us march, let us march!
May impure blood
Soak our fields’ furrows!
Terrible immigration problem with Congo and other French nations
Growing Muslim population, good terrorist target
Cities are filthy and crime ridden, rural areas like going back in time 100 years
Also language is actually horrible inelegant throaty annoyance
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OP here. I recognize that British English is classy as fuck. American is disgusting tho.
>Heathquake
Libre Québec
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I hope Monkees rip off your dick while you sleep.
And I don't mean monkeys, I mean monkees the band.
Are you sure japans suicide rate is not a lot higher?
looks wrong AF, japan and south korea have the highest suicide rates in the world
oh, no, he's pretty smart
the issue is his allegiance isn't to france or its people
>boring people
>slow bureaucracy everywhere you go + lines
>huge class difference
>frenchies are superficial
>young people are uninteresting and bland
>old people are racist but they are very fake about it
>slowly taking it up the ass from colonists
>Paris is nothing like "Paris"
Too many spiders, snakes, lizards, scorpions, shit birds, and Crocs
>no death penalty
Wheres the good part of that?
> France as the best of anything
> not anymore within the next 10 years
Your country is fuuuucked along with Germanistan and Swederaq.
you forgot vacations
france is a shit pile. its gonna bend over for islam along with sweden and the rest of europe. fuckin muslims they're like a disease
it's a civilized country thing, I wouldn't expect an american to understand
To bad weed is not legal though
>civilised
>women cant be out after dark in fear of getting raped by islamic extremists
>implying multiculturalism is a good thing
kek
this is simply false
muslim detected
try harder faggot
Fox News propaganda is destroying your brain cells
fake mews
im not even american
ik ben Nederlands. Ik ben 12 jaar oud naar Duitsland
why are you talking ulglier german to me ?
I think there is no valid argument in this thread.
OP WON
you're telling me i watch american news. im dutch, i have lived in germany since i was 12.
You had me until you said "Not governed by a retard"
That and a huge immigrant and Muslim problem.
Have fun with that sharia law!
kind of all over europe really
>you're telling me i watch american news
but I didn't
>get cucked by terrorists and don't do anything about it
>no water on some regular basis
>the pussies of Europe
i figured you were that guy too nvm
>get cucked by terrorists and don't do anything about it
wrong
>no water on some regular basis
say what ?
>the pussies of Europe
we do get a lot of pussy if that's what you're saying
>ITT: a bunch of muslims trying to convince people france is great
>No guns
>best
pick one
You don't respond to anything, you just brush it off the side. What did France do against the terrorist attacks?
Inb4
>I don't have to educate you shit lord
>>Not governed by a retard
Le Petite Big TopKek
fuck snails
the french government said on tv months ago that they on average have multiple terrorist attacks a month, they usually manage to stop them before they happen. they keep getting worse and worse apparently. but nooo its great there
Would probably be the best country if it weren't for all the terror
Fake as fuck.
For example, Belgium has a suicide rate of 16,1 per 100,000 people. Finland is 14.2. The U.S. is 12.6.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate
Just more butthurt eurotards posting their U.S. jelly propaganda. Literally, no one cares about Europe in the U.S. Yet Europeans spend countless hours obsessing over the U.S. and pretending they have it better (yet they all want to get a U.S. Visa and wait in line for it). Lol.
>taking part in the international coalition in syria
>currently kicking their asses in Mali
when was the last time the US actually had any success against muslim terrorist ?
Terror, because no guns. Dumbass yurps will figure it out eventually . . . or be outbred by sand niggers.
americans dont deal with it much. they're too far away
Might having to stop multiple terrorist attacks per month have something to do with Islam, or the culture of that immigrants from the middle east bring with them?
French people are so fucking poor its amazing that they're still regarded as first world these days
You've clearly never been here. Citation needed.
Oh, and France sucks because your food is mediocre and overrated, and I'm pretty sure sucking the dick of every minority you see is constitutionally required there now.
i think both go hand in hand. islam seems to be #1 in the mid east. their culture is islam, and killing christians and other muslims
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>too far away
lol
shit tier bait is shit tier
I mean at least pick an uncucked country like switzerland to troll with.
im not american but man, thats bullshit. lol in fact, in most ghetto communities its full of all walks of trash. and hippies/gays/art community people
this every time i see a european post an image like that
i realize how much their lives must suck
9/11 was an inside job. or are you new here?
I was in Mississippi and people told me not to go in the ghetto.
>hippies/gays/art community people
they live in gentrified areas that were formerly ethnic ghettos important distinction
All the shit you said + Low terror threat + not French * actuly shaving and polities = Britain
There for Britain > France
i gotta agree americans and canadians dont give 2 shits about europe. its always you wart lickers that are cryin over us somehow
Heard of the MOAB? sandniggers are scared shitless of the USA
I'm late to this thread but fuck you for thinking that, please get an education in one of the following : economy, sociology, politics, history
annual bombings
>let's drop a bomb on those deep caves where they're perfectly safe, that'll teach them