>you come home.
>leave car keys on table and flip through mail.
>round the corner and see this.
>wat do?
You come home
James King
Jonathan Brooks
let her sit on my face
Ethan Murphy
Call the local farmer, he's lost a heffer
Wyatt Murphy
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Eli Bennett
yell WHAT THE FUCK!
Carter Rivera
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Jack Harris
>remove both pistols from my shoulder holster
>jump through the air John Woo style and dump the clip at this home invader
Asher Perez
dab
Jackson Brooks
Try to impregnate her asshole
Landon Harris
turn 360 and walk away
Bentley Perry
unzip dick
Cameron Price
I would walk up to her, very close, until our noses touch.
I would scream SAUCE, SAAAAAAUUUCE, SAAAAAUUUCCCEE, at which point she would most likely leave
Why can't real life be like online?
Nathaniel Sullivan
Whats her name
Henry James
If I'm wrong god damned house again Imma kill a bitch with my dick again.
Thomas Cruz
Anyone have her bent over?
Chase Hall
fuck the absolute shit out of her. sauce?
Christopher Reyes
>turn 360
>walk away
someone can't tell the difference between 180 and 360 degrees?
Ryder Kelly
>being this new
Jose Bennett
how do u unzip a sick?
Brody Sullivan
i saw this earlier lol
Angel Brooks
>clip
Retard... have you even shot a handgun before?
Josiah Moore
Proceed2Breed
Lucas Diaz
Zzzzipppp
Flop
Spin
DICK IN ASSSSSS
Logan Rogers
it's an expression faggot. you could've checked my glorious dubs but no you had to be like this
Kevin Roberts
Then wipe my shitdick on tittays
Lincoln Kelly
Probably user has. You have read an awful lot about them though, so why don't you proceed to tell us *all* of it?
Aiden Reyes
Ask why OPs mom is naked in my house again
Jonathan Brown
No fuck you , you have a boner . Now get out of my house.
Julian Lee
Ask who are?
Gabriel Adams
I thought I had you put down yesterday, Bess? No matter... *loads shotgun*
David Jones
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Aiden Thompson
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