>tfw you weren't invited to Ahmed Mohammed Mohhadinis birthday party in the Islamic State
Tfw you weren't invited to Ahmed Mohammed Mohhadinis birthday party in the Islamic State
Easton Thomas
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Landon Jones
What are the little pastry things? Is that a salad next to them or lollies?
Andrew Hughes
Burek
Jose Martinez
Awwww they think he's people
Henry Sanchez
That's not burek. It's meat pirozhki.
Adrian Wilson
that food looks fucking awful
Isaac Cox
Even Isis has better birthdays than me ;_;
Leo Miller
It's haram to celebrate birthdays. Also I think it's very very VERY haram to eat the seal of Mohammed (pbuh)
May the rightous Muslim freedom fighters of FSA defeat ISIS, shiite Assadist soldiers and kuffar hezbollat.
Brandon Clark
ISIS members have better birthday party than me.
Brandon Torres
it börek you doofus. I buy that shit for lunch 2 to 3 times a week.
cheap, filling, handmade,tasty.
Hunter Watson
Jackson Carter
I see Russian salad and American bagels. Is this the joint effort Kerry and Lavrov were talking about? ?
Hunter Morris
Is this from someone's Instagram? Please give us a link OP
Ryan Brooks
>no pringles
>no fizzy drinks or alcohol
>not even alcohol free alcohol
why the fuck would anyone even join
Kayden Walker
Nice link there, i thought he meant the round things in the middle. not the 4 litlle ones on the plate.
Worst thing about it, is the sitting on the floor. I fucking hate it.
Dominic Sanders
>pepsi
They fucking love America and they won't admit it.
Leo Rogers
Some pictures Isis is trying to remove from the web, it's top kek.
Brandon Carter
Oozi is made from pastry dough. stuffed with cooked rice, meat, and other vegetable alongside roasted nuts and almonds and cashew. Very Tasty and Very Expensive and time consuming.
Tyler Phillips
>tfw it's my birthday today
>tfw I don't have any friends
>tfw no one to eat watermelon slices with before morning prayer
>tfw no tasty cake praising almighty Allah (alayhi as-salām)
>tfw no purpose in life
Kill me desu.
Grayson Watson
They looking like a bunch of bros going on a fun camping trip, not trying to take over the world. Also Mfw no more kawaii birthday pics.
Luke Jones
Sounds like the perfect muzzie food.
Sounds expensive, thats true.
Nuts are like the gold of foods.
Ian Rogers
Become a Muslim Deus you won't regret it
It's degeneracy free. You'll make heaps of friends and you'll get a qt waifu
Charles Long
is that kayne with a beard?
Noah White
lol
Isaiah Allen
Happy Birthday, fuccboi :^)
Jose Morgan
Looks tasty, would dine with them.
Matthew Thomas
but man. nothing beats stuffed sweet bell pepper, stuffed zucchini and stuffed eggplant.
Austin Fisher
>table with a bunch of fruits, couple of pastries and a disgusting looking cake
Pretty funny to see in what a shithole they are lving
Thomas Sanchez
Kinda true. but hey they are having fun time. while my birthday is boring more boring than any normal day.
7/7/2007 worst birthday of my life
Levi Johnson
scope name?
Michael Bell
Stuffed Zucchini, why didnt I think of that.
Thats grand. thanks.
Is it stuffed with the same kind of mixture? Because Id probably skip the nuts in that. dont know why but my trained chef sense tells me so.
Michael Torres
I'm pretty sure eating those cakes/blocks of mud is haram.
Nicholas Moore
Eating fruits at a party.
No wonder they are angry all yhe time
Jaxson Bailey
a bearded qt waifu
Zachary Hernandez
If they cut that ISIS flag wont that be insulting the prophet by destroying/eating his seal?
Blake Hill
here have the recipe in Levantian way:
sbs.com.au
No nuts are needed because it is made way more different than Oozi. we call it Kosa Mahshi or Mahashi
Brandon Brooks
Kibbeh is the best
Jacob James
I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Owen Parker
Bagels.
This is haram!
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Jackson Watson
ay jew we should sometime eat all kind of kibbeh together. I love me Kibbeh with Yogurt.
Jose Nguyen
>no trigger discipline
And that's why they're getting fucked.
Adam Barnes
>American
>Grammar
Noah Reyes
if it's not fried, then I'll take Beet Kibbeh.
I hope that the peace will come and I will visit Syria.
Nathaniel Howard
If there was a Christian version of this itd be such a blast
Ryan Perez
This
It's clear from the condition of their teeth and their general bone structures that they grew up in shitty conditions with poor education
Almost makes me feel bad for them ffs
Kevin Sanchez
Idk wtf the Balkans and Ruskies whine about Mudslimes. If you lined them up together I couldn't tell the difference for most of them.
Nathan Ramirez
>DEATH TO AMERICA
>EXCEPT PEPSI, PEPSI IS GUD AZ FUGG
Grayson Martinez
Not bad, Pajeet. Not bad
Jaxson Morris
You need to be true Levantine person and try the most expensive and the most delicious kind of Kibbeh. It is called Kibbeh Nayeh aka Raw Kibbeh. 80% Raw meat!
i hope to all the middle east live in peace. it is in war since man set foot in it.
Adam Davis
Fucking Jew controlled wahabi pieces of shit.I hope this is their last birthday.
Alexander Rodriguez
that's a lot of sugar
diabetes will finish what drones and air strikes started
Isaac Smith
Though they are morons and their deaths will come soon, it must be nice to feel close to brothers in arms, working towards a goal through war
We don't have that in the west. In it's place, in Australia, we have young men on the dole who post threads despairing of their future.
Both versions seem sad in their own way, but to be honest I would prefer to die young while running my hands through an opium field than while away the hours waiting for payday so I can buy the cheapest cigarettes available
Grayson White
>7/7/2007 worst birthday of my life
Why, user? Care to share?
Dylan Hall
Damn, I just had a birthday. I don't get cake or food. I am in the US and the gov is fucking with me, and I don't even terrorist. Whatever. I refuse to be an "ISIS" or "Al KiKaider" or whatever, no matter how much cake they get.
Pls send cake and subway sandwiches. I am so alone.
Andrew White
i was born as 7th of july. and that day, month and year was supposed to be my very special day. In fact, it was the most hated day of my life. everything was against me. no one celebrated my birthday, no one gave me gifts or even called me calling to say happy birthday, my family was pissing me off and i got grounded and not allowed to go outside friends or play electronic games. failed at my school because teacher was a dick for me not knowing to write in Arabic and dont know the grammar very well and more bullshit i still cant remember.
Tyler Hall
bombs internally
Kevin Gonzalez
...
Joseph Edwards
It's not. It's fucking delicious.
Gavin Williams
>These sick fucks have more friends and are happier than me
James Davis
Can an Islamocunt take four breaths without trying to convert someone to his necro cult?
Brayden Gomez
happy late birthday, terrorist-kun
Dominic White
No it isn't. The seal is used as a decorative piece on all sorts of shit by ISIS. It has no real religious significance.
Juan Perez
No but I'd like to be the one to bring their death day. Religion of piss.
Aaron White
tha.. thank you infidel-san
Jonathan Harris
>tfw Abu Hajaar uninvited
Aiden Allen
>mfw Abu Hajaar shows up uninvited
Ian Morris
Yo, what is that simple dish with like stewed tomatoes, okra, veggies and such served over rice?
Tyler Turner
Its ok, bro. Jesus loves you
Joshua Diaz
Bamia
all prophets and messengers loves who follows them. but we are born too early to see jesus in life for now.
Nathan Lopez
Thanks based bro. I had a ton of it in Iraq, usually with ghee-fried chicken and foot bread. And like, everyone knows what it is, and they're grandmothers made it all the time, but no one can remember the name.
Blake Hughes
>tfw no ISIS cake
Lucas Flores
you from iraq?
Jason Thompson
He might be an ex-soldier
Leo Jackson
>tfw even isis has better birthdays than I do
Benjamin Jones
No, I spent a few years there earning college money. Worked closely with Iraqi soldiers, militias, and locals out in the countryside. We ate with villagers all the time, and sometimes we bought stuff at the market and the Iraqi Army guys cooked giant feasts for communal meals. They could make some amazing food with almost nothing to work with.
Mason Phillips
IS THAT SOME FUCKING OREO CAKE?
I FUCKING LOVE OREO CAKE
Jace Moore
hahaha, you fucking loser.
Tyler Stewart
have you tried mazgouf? im sure you must have tried it. dad always tells me about the fish and it is only eaten in iraq. even Kuwaitis here when they go to Iraqi Fish Restaurants they ask for this fish. not available then they leave and never come again.
at least say sorry....
Connor Wilson
thats kinda cute lol
Ryder Reyes
>Dimes
James Myers
Is the guy on the right pewdiepie?
Brandon Gutierrez
No, we never had fish even tho we were along a major river. Mostly farmland stuff, goat, lamb, stews with potatoes and rice, Lots of flat bread cooked on outdoor clay ovens. I learned a little local Arabic, but never enough to find out the names of all the foods. But the people were always so generous. It's funny, but there is a saying in Iraq that is something like, I won't hurt the person I feed, so we even had meals with insurgent leaders and militia warlords when we were invited to "talks". If they invited you in for dinner, you knew that you would be safe from attack by their men for that meeting.
Anthony Anderson
What does ISIS do for fun? Do they play cowadooty and stuff?
Logan Long
Iraqis are very loyal friends if you know them very well and get strong relationship with them. as long you respect yourself and respect them.
Sebastian Johnson
Can the friendship survive them trying to rape ones sister though?
Christopher Gutierrez
Yes, we've felt very badly for how our interpreters were left behind without visas. Now some have even fled to Turkey and Germany because ISIS controls their home villages, and the US refuses to help those who helped us.
Working with them I learned that simply giving respect when due could make them into brave soldiers. They are shit in general because they constantly expect to be left out without help, but if you treat them with some respect and show you mean it, they can be very good.
Luis Young
LITTLE
WHITE
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SNIPER
Isaac Jones
in the entire middle east. fornicating with someone sister or any family member unlawfully would lead you to die violently. you dont want to see your body squeezed and make a pool of blood out of you. you dont want that right? Oh dont worry about the police they will run away and leave their weapons and cars behind them from what they will see.
if only saddam did not fuck up with kuwait........
Jayden Garcia
yes it is. this explains that child pron they found on his computer thanks to windows 10
Sebastian Butler
fuck, is that islamic pewdiepie?
Jaxson Hall
fucking dimes juice man , erdogan is supplying isis with fruit juice now he must be desperate
Oliver Fisher
Jesus Christ that shitposting
Angel Lewis
This is true. In Iraq, if a man rapes a woman he is not married to, her family is honor bound to avenge her. Unfortunately, among the rural tribes, she is as good as dead afterward, and ISIS used this to make female suicide bombers by raping women then letting them die as martyrs. But urban Iraqis and the rural tribes are very different, kind of like New Yorkers vs hillbillies from Alabama.
Cooper Johnson
>you will never have 2 cakes in 1 birthday
Chase Butler
>They fucking love America and they won't admit it.
Why do you think they're fighting?
They think they're saving America.
But in reality they're funded by the greatest ally and the bitch Clinton.
wikileaks.org
>Clinton email: "Destroy Syria"
>In the email, released by Wikileaks, then Secretary of State Clinton says that the “best way to help Israel” is to “use force” in Syria to overthrow the government.
Either ISIS is a saudi rebellion, or the rebels are a saudi rebellion.
Either way, one thing is clear - only the Kurds and Assad have legitimacy.
Eli Morales
>ywn surprisingly assassinate several isis terrorists while they are relaxing over a birthday celebration
Josiah White
>Switch positions of my legs when my knees start to hurt
>Accidentally jam toes into the roasted goat me and my buddies gangfucked earlier that morning
>Ahmed saw it so now they chop my foot off
Just another day in the desert
Austin Rodriguez
Belated happy birthday, I hope you have a nicer one this year!
Gabriel Reed
> party without any alcohol
Jordan Cooper
thats pretty fucking halal m8