Poorly describe movies, try to guess them

Poorly describe movies, try to guess them.

>kids break into house
>amazingly, shit doesn't go according to plan

Monster House

The Goonies

its not animated

Alien fingers a kid

his dad dies so he goes off into the wilderness where he eats bugs and fucks a lion

Don't Breath

>Dysfunctional family heads out on a roadtrip, it turns out horribly

yeah

Lion Nigger King

RV or Lampoons vacation

Up

ET

Only one kid in Up
And he didnt break in, he was on the porch when the house flew away.
Nigger.

ET nigga

Yes!

The mom wants to fuck her kid

In the intro, they both break into that house where thet have their little 'test of courage.' It doesn't work out because miscarriage.

Nigger.

>Bam
>Boom
>Poo

Florida: The Movie

>candy
>scary tunnel
>more candy
>moral lesson

marines get fucked by colony, IN SPACE!

Don't Breath

your definitely thinking of the wrong movie, nigger.

We're the Millers

Have you seen Up? I'm guessing no. Go watch the intro. I'll wait.

Shit you right...
Nigger

Lol but no

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

All good. Nigger.

is that the movie where the kids swollen dick pops out?

He didn't break into any house though, did he?

Spooderman?

Yeah man, he and his ginger ho both break into the abandoned house and he tries to front like he a hood nigga but ends up getting gravity-fucked and breaking his arm.
>still worked cuz that bitch was ALL up on his dick

...

The Big Sick

Ohhhhhhhhh I remember. My bad

wtf thats up and monster house put together

No worries, meine kleine niggeren
Love that movie, makes me feel shit a hoodrat shouldnt feel.

A black man threatens a defenceless old man who turns out to not be defenceless.

Hey man, poorly described movies can cover a lot of titles.

Badass

Male goes on journey with male to find female so she can help him

[spoiler] This shit doesn't work [/spoiler]

[spoiler]dwaadawdwdawdwd/spoiler]

No.

g-men search for an illegal immigrant

>old soul taker
>makes people fight
>eats souls

>Awkward kid tries to date hot chick
>Shit actually works out

Girl next door?

mortal kombat?

That simon pegg alien movie?

>drive car
>whoa car explode

>woman spends two movies trying to kill a guy
>punches her way out of a coffin

god father?

Nope, good guess tho

nope. btw, who is simon pegg? never heard of him

Played Shaun in Shaun of the Dead.

He was the balding thin dude from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the adead

Assault Bill

thanks, hven't seen those films yet

10/10 would definitely recommend, some of the best movies I've seen.

Little Miss Sunshine

The Worlds End is another good Simon Pegg/Nick Frost movie.

Step up?

Drugs.

Already solved, it's Don't Breathe

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

> was a nerd
> bitten by a insect
> pussy magnet

> orphan fag
> rich
> >superman

Disabled man goes to a new place and fucks the women, the trees and the local wildlife.

Spider-man

> father crosses a fucking ocean to find his fagson

yay

Finding Faggo

Finding Nemo

>bunch of kids crawl into a hole
>satans hole

> Homo likes to write stuff in his journal and talks to his imaginary friend.

Incorrect
Correct

>lots of people do a bad drug
>the secret detectives do the bad drug too
>a dude with a lot of eyes tells a suicidal faggot everything he's done wrong

correct

A Scanner Darkly

Deathnote
>the Willem Defoe version

Yas

2012

>Nigger
>German
>Candy

Alien 2

>trip to europe
c'mon guys, this is easy as fuck

Lol

Saving Private Ryan

Yup!

>Midgets trek across the world to find a hole in the earth's mantle

Scott Pilgrim

National Lampoon's European Vacation

Correct

Niiiice

clockwork orange?

Yup.

Taken

>Man goes on mass shooting because he sees things... but he's fucking RIGHT!