ITT: Badly describe movies and anons guess them. I'll start.
>Guy gets a Minecraft dog but doesn't name him
>House gets blown up by a creeper
>fuck I am falling down all these stairs
>He gets server banned in the end and literally everyone wants to kill him
>Guy in gimp suit fights faggot with green hair
John Wick 2 faggot
correct
>be jigaboo
>assassinate people
>hagakure
>have red hair
>sprint around town for poorly established reason
>speak german
fifth element
>die
>get put on trial
>whine about how snomobiles suck
no
>be white
>grow lightning powers
>get struck by lightning and die
>white power
>mars
>3 tits
>cool story bro
Sucks Dick
Sucks Dick
Sucks Dick
>be nignog
>try to find kidnapped girl
>find her
>get shot a lot
>die
>leave my kids for space
>end up behind a bookshelf
>Be in space
>space nigger is umadbro?
>get chased by space nigger
>defeat space nigger
>Q'apla motherfucker.
interstellar
>be future
>want to go to space
>can't go to space because degenerate
>buy identity from Jude Law
>make it to space
>the doctor knew and let you go anyway
Too easy I guess
Elysium or some gay shit
Way older.
Gattaca
Run lola run?
Man on fire
>Nazis want to build a bomb so Harry Potter stops them
Titty Reca... I mean Total Recall
SUCH a good movie, was literally watching it last night.
>George Clooney bangs his dead wife
>Well, she's not really dead
>But kinda
>In space
Imperium.
good job
Was this movie any good?
It was pretty good tbh, worth seeing imo
Lucy?
American History X?
taken
I don't get the minecraft reference?
run lola run
I think it was more similar to the B meme but replaced with minecraft shit
solaris
One of my favorite movies.
+1 internet to you sir
>hibe vietnam vet and a postal work
take drugs
date demons
get chased by demons
die in vietnam war
fuck, I fucked up my greentext, sry
>Boy faps over a comatose friend
>the world ends shortly afterward
Jacob's ladder.
End of Evangelion
well done. Great movie
>Cowboy meets Astronaut
>Become passive aggressive friends
>Search for a boi
>Find boi but he is above 15 now
>>kids in school
>find out there just spare parts
>think love can save them
>die alone
>find out they're* just spare parts
Powder
breakfast club
>Dude fights for money
>For his dead brothers
>Wife and kid
>Wins
>The end
the bookshelf gave it away
>plato's allegory of the cave
>computers
>Guy finds
>8 heads in a duffel bag
lol, partial credit, rereading my description, that almost works.
>Cheating chess machine
>no women
>winter
>scary husky dog
>you gotta be fucking kidding
>Spy
>Thinks wife is cheating
>Fights international terrorists
>Beats the shit out of bad guys
>Tries to jump from one building to another on horseback
>Saves his daughter
>The end
true lies
the fighter?
>be ex cop
>keep killing myself to become god
>get my ass beat by myself
>movies ending doesn't solve the problem
Bump
Heh
>Superhero
>Fights crime
>fucks up Genghis Khan
>Saves the city
>The end
The one.
Surprisingly good movie.
Nope
I read "end up becoming a bookshelf" still guessed interstellar and fucking kekd
matrix
>closet homo
>autistically plays with puzzles
>oh no Nazis
>wins but still gets killed for being gay
>Guys fights crime
>Plays his guitar
>Bangs the girl
>Finds El Bucho
>Kills him
>The end
>let a furry in
>fucks up shit
>fake donald trump tries to fuck kids mom
>let 2 meth addicts out of a box and solve all their
>purple jizz
Desperado, el bucho gave it away too easily.
The Imitation Game
>Homeless guy
>And an Executive
>Have their lives flipped
>both manage to adapt
>Figure out they have both been used
>Turn the tables
>Get rich fucking over the guys who did it to them
Correct
Trading Fucking Places
or any of its rip off remakes
>African Prince looking for love
>Finds it in Queens, New York
Meangirls
>Cop fights crime
>Accidentally tackles
>The Queen of England
Out Of Africa?
No, was right
Nope
>be ex cop
>Be disheveled and always have 5 oclock shadow
>bend the law to enforce the law
>take on bad guy
>WINNING
level one, complete
trading places
Jacob's Ladder fucked my life up. Jesus what a good movie.
Someone loves Eddie Murphy
Coming to Amedika
>woe is me
>god sucks
>meet Morgan Freeman zomg so epic x3
>throw up spoon, part tomato soup with powers
>Trump myself "I'm not smart enough for this position
>get hit by truck
>god is mad at me and knows living on earth longer is torture so he lets me live instead of dying and going to heaven
>donate blood
Agreed. Probably the only movie I've seen as an adult that actually freaked me out.
>Evil clown spider
>Hunts children
Bruce Almighty
>guy cant tell the difference between a tortoise and a turtle.
Bruce Almighty
Cat in the Hat
IT?
Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai
N o i c e
>some slavik kid's gf is fucking crazy
>very long term relationship
Defending Your Life?
>wake up in future
>People are pussy's
>relearn how to wipe your ass
>Eat rats
>Kill dictator
>Kill other bad guy
>have sex
lol
>Cop investigating a car theft ring
>Lieutenant gets killed
>Same men who shot his boss
>Are running a counterfeit money ring
>In LA
>hate niggers
>become friends with nigger
>no longer hate niggers
Fucking Blade Runner
Excited for the sequel, hope it don't suck