Does anyone else secretly want hurrican irma to ravage everything in this boot states path or am I just being edgy?

Does anyone else secretly want hurrican irma to ravage everything in this boot states path or am I just being edgy?

As much as I dislike Florida, I'd rather it hit cali

meh you sound like a spoiled brat. Take what you can get faggot.

naw. just let it take out Mar-a-lago

>still being this mad over the election
Get over yourself, faggot.
There's no trigger warnings for you, here.

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Get back to sucking nigger dick Sup Forums faggot. Seems like that's all you want to do now-a-days anyway.

I was NYC when sandy hit. Personally there wasn't enough loss of life....so Irma...please hit NYC .....
...or cali like says. This poster knows what's needs to be done.

I do and I live in North Carolina.
So long as my pc, ps4, and tv survive the onslaught.

This

First Texas, then Florida. God is speaking, we should listen.

Raleigh checking in. Any bets on how many Haitians are blown out to sea?

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See you down in Arizona Bay!

What's it saying, user?

We can only hope for 100%

Feel bad for Cuba, hopefully it just dodges the Caribbean islands and smashed Florida.

"god" hahahah hahaha hahahahahaha hahahhahahahah hahahhahahah omg hahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhah

386 floridafag here come at me irma you fucking. i want your juicy hurricane pussy

Also someone plz post rule 34 hurricane porn desu

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Lost. Good shit, user.

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Your God is weak, user. Tell your God to sit down, user.

And you know what Texans and Floridians are saying in response?

>still better than living around those goddamned liberals

Nothing secret about it, for me. Florida is a disgusting redneck shithole I love it every time they get a good thorough douche. You're also being edgy, as am I, but I'm good with it.

Since when is NY NJ's tiny dick?

You are ruining a good song with your cancerous ways

>>still better than dying around those goddamned liberals

ftfy

Florida: America's Cock(tm)

GOD IS MAGA!!!

Rent free

That too, but usually the ones who die are the idiots who don't prepare, and they're generally straight off the Interstate from New York.

It's a shit song from a shit man.
Get over it, faggot.

Only thing irma finna do is neck this D. Come at us

I'm just a good Florida Sup Forumsoy I dindu nuffin

Lel +1 for you sir

It's the end for Florida.

Song? Fuck that tool bullshit. Arizona bay is a Bill Hicks album

>tfw no hurricanes headed to the midwest.

i like destruction so im excited.

Let's name it Scrambles.
The Death Dealer.

As much as I live in California I also rather have it hit California.

Nah I hate Florida. If it gets obliterated then Republitards will be forced to care about climate change

That it'll matter lmao. We're fucked for the next 30 years and that's even I'd we start trying to reverse the trend tomorrow

Moving to Britain, good luck with the hurricanes Amerilards

We get cock-teased so much with hurricanes, it would be a nice change to see one really wreak some havoc. Harvey was just a lot of flooding, which is really boring to watch. I want to see cars flying through roofs of houses.

Yep, and the second round is already brewing.

>but climate change is a media hoax

>hurricane jose
Prepare for a lot of wet backs.

kys

Do you say Hose or Jose?

I'll be here all night.
Unfortunately.

September is the peak of hurricane season. whether climate change is real or not means nothing.

I assume it's pronounce "Ho-say", because political correctness and all.

Its not a secret if you tell everybody

But thats a Spanish pronunciation used by the US?

best goddamn governor we ever had!

to be fair, user is user, idiot.

I would rather it ravage all of California or New York. Eliminate a good portion of Liberal puppets.

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Cali needs to sink into the ocean already

We really don't have any non-foreign name version of Jose. So it's pronunciation will be foreign one way or the other.

Years ago we had Hurricane Georges (pronounce "jorj"), so foreign names aren't new.

we were having a perfectly nice thread until you showed up.

Stop being an edgy cunt, OP.

Not enough?

Hurricanes have always happened frequently this time of year, saying this is just because of climate change is retarded. Did you read that on mommy cnn?

I have family there, so no, I'm not excited for the outcome. I do agree it's a shitty state and a cleansing wouldn't be that bad though.

why can't we call it Hurricane Mexican Joe?

In fairness, they don't happen every year, and to have a Cat 4 immediately followed by a Cat 5 is unusual.

considering houston and miami are blue
I don't think reds are dying.

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red's don't die because reds don't live in fucking flood plains, because reds have common sense.

I hope it hits Miami dead in. With all the filthy mud people, scenes of looting and General niggertivity will be epic.

>mud people

you mean niggers and spics?

Don't forget the faggots.

Jose is the Spanish version of Joseph you fucking mong.

i saw on craigslist they're planning to form a mass buttfuck pile with enough weight to stay on the ground no matter how strong the wind is. they'll be fine.

Faggots only loot each other's corn holes.

If hurricanes equal God's wrath, as southern evangelicals like to screetch about and they equalled King Trumps skinhead/ trucker battalions best wishes, then hurricanes would be hitting San Francisco. As they keep smacking evangelical Trumpland, I can only assume God hates evangelicals and Trumpettes.

I sometimes get this "excited feeling" when bad things are impending on others. I don't hate people, generally. When I heard that Irma could go more east, I thought, damn, less carnage.
I've had depression most of my life. Maybe it is a craving for excitement. I don't know.

Houston only turned blue about two years ago. I'm pretty sure it's measurement above sea level hasn't changed. The entire south coast of Texas was flooded from Rockport to Port Arthur. Most of that is solid red. I've lived down there. I live in Austin now thank God

386 fag here ready to die

Fuck Austin and all the faggots who live there

>reds have common sense

>Jose is the Spanish version of Joseph you fucking mong
Moron, he was asking why we would give it a Spanish pronunciation, which is why I said there was no non-foreign pronunciation to be had because it's not an American name.

lrn2read

Is it just me or does that look like a bicep? Irma lifts

Oh you think the hurricane was limited to Houston and not the Gulf Coast from Corpus Christi on up to Louisiana...

Thinking you were thinking was your first mistake.

That god doesn't like the liberal parts of Texas and Florida?

Thanks for discounting all the conservatives from Corpus Christi on up to Louisiana.

Seriously, just fuck up everything in black.

Purely semantically, he was right in correcting you. Jose = Joseph.

You said:
>we don't have any non-foreign-name version of Jose
Yeah, we do. It's Joseph.

Ah, I didn't read the bottom part comparing it to Georges so without that it was unclear. My bad.

if you dislike that much of the US, why don't you move?

"Irma" is nothing more than a liberal conspiracy. It's a hoax. Stop listening to big Jew media.

>Seriously, just fuck up everything in black.
>Atlanta is "home"
I can understand why you hate black things.

>why don't you move?
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DO JUST THAT FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS. I already lived abroad in my early-20s, but fuck, it's not as easy to leave as people make it out to be, especially when you consider that the gov't still fucks with you even after you've moved.

Still, I'm not giving up. No matter what, I will leave this shithole one way or a goddamned other, no matter what it takes, even if it's the last thing I do.

And yes, I do work full-time.

He was asking about the pronunciation, and my answer, in that context, was true. Jesus you autists need your hands held through everything.

Because it is painted on my map as such. White, and other color things/people are just as shit.

red state? dead state.

I hope Trumps "southern whitehouse" gets reduced to rubble.

Key West here
COME AT ME YOU FUCKING WINDY FUCK
I WILL EAT YOU
Seriously, though, so long as it doesn't flood, we'll be okay.
Hurricanes are nothing compares to tornadoes
>Hurricanes can spawn tornadoes
So yeah, if only commiefornia got wrecked. Stupid Communists
I bought me some guns and ammo to deal with any negros that try to loot like they've been doing in Texas

zibba zip zappa dappa doo lololol

THEY TOOKEN MAH JOBS I"M NOT LIKE THOSE WELFARE QUEENS ME AND MA GOT MAYBE 13 CHILLUNS BECAUSE OF GOD SAYS TO REPRODUCE

I hope you move to Europe and get run over by a delivery truck of peace.

Tornados aren't exactly great either...