I'm about to be a daddy!

I'm about to be a daddy!

My condolences.

My condolences.

Im sorry.

I hope it's fucking black.

I am so sorry.

Dubs says it comes out black

Not taking the bait.
-OP

Prepare your alimony.

dude kids fuck up your life so bad.
freedom and dreams DESTROYED.

kids are only good for people who didn't have shit going for them beforehand.

go find some happy parents I dare you. they all look 10 years older, worn and wrecked.

bad investment with no real "rewards".

"yeah it's been a horrible struggle but I wouldn't change it for the world". yeah yeah we all know having kids ruins 99% of things you enjoy in life.

Fuck yeah YOUR DAD follow your compass user and be great

My wife had c sections. Have fun with your annihilated pussy.

Congrats OP! Hope father hood treats you kindly and you should start planning some corny jokes now.

Thanks Sup Forumsro

Thank you for actual support!

Take good care of my boy

>dude kids fuck up your life so bad.
freedom and dreams DESTROYED.

As you post tethered to your computer, fapping to traps and never leaving moms basement.

This
-OP

Yea don't listen to them, obviously its gonna have its ups and downs but as long as you have patience you'll do great. having a child made my relationship stronger with my wife and also made me really grow as a person in a way.

Timestamp include the date and "I'm an official motherfucker now"
Also congratulations

>dude kids fuck up your life so bad

Probably an incel

Congrats you your girlfriend and her son or daughter.

Jokes aside, congratulations, man.

enjoy your misery.
parenthood is a disaster. all my parent friends aint happy

It really is the best thing ever.
Congratulations, my son's just under two years old and even without sleep it's wonderful!.

Stop fucking posting, tend to your wife

kek

Good luck dad.

It will change you forever my dude, in the best way.

Do you have nudes of the wife?

Name it courage wolf

teach your daughter to be a proper anal slut so I don't too much trouble breaking her in when she gets older.
>if son then set him up with some sissy hypnosis videos.

Nudes of the wife? the fuck u talking about we want nudes of the newborn!

name the kid link pls,post new thread with birthcertificate

>holy shit we're breeding
god really is dead

shawn what the fuck are you doing

>I'm about to be a daddy!
Who cares, pleb. Trannies can be mothers and fathers at once.

Are you the momma?
We decided that if its a boy he will be named Turd Ferguson, if a girl, Patti Flaps

OP, I better see some god damn incest newborn porn. Make Sup Forums proud!

Congrats!
>Now this is Sup Forums - so
>Pictures of pussy before, during, and after birth

if DUBS baby will be black

Nigger, are you about to steal someone's baby?

That baby looks so calm.

Normally I would make some crynical joke. At the moment I am on a whole lot of coke, so congrats. I hope you will be a father that isn't turning his son into a Sup Forumstard. Or a glorious /b,/tard, only extremes work here.

Please put shoe on mother's head.