Weird things that you do thread

>weird things that you do thread

I shave of the skin of off my soles. It's extremely satisfying.

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did you shave off a chunk of your brain too, you retarded fuck?

I did that once and the blade slipped. I cut deep into my foot and it bled like a mother fucker, but was too embarrassed to go to the hospital.

Wrapped it up and went to bed. Woke up at 3:00 am with my heartbeat in my foot. Bit the bullet and went to ER. Told doctor I cut it on a broken glass, but the disbelief in his eyes said, no way beta.

Stitched me up and sent me on my way. Couldn't walk on it for 3 days.

Buy this thing at the drug store (Callus Shaver). Does the same thing but won't slice your foot. Even comes with mini razor blades to get a smooth finish.

Baby its protection of your feets (bad shoes) dont do it!

That's some fucking cool shit right there

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Not really. It's mainly dead skin cells and the main reason of your feet smelling bad (unless you have some kind of fungus)

i remove it ones, and when i walked again, my feetsoles where open,where i removed it. It was because my shoes where to big. When i putt shoes with the right fit, my feets did have "hard places" again. Just like OP picture the feets.

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When I walked to school and back a lot of times a day (easy subjects and a lot of frees) in eBay leather shoes, I did this on my heel and big toes.

Now I drive everywhere it's naturally smooth as fuck

Pick dead skin off my lip

yeah. you can go too deep with a knife if careless. I've mastered the art of picking it with my nails until I've got a nice half inch of skin layer and then peeling that layer off. usually get a half inch to inch and a half. I also haven't cut my toenails in over 10 years I use my finger nails to tear them off

I put a single bean under my sack or into my anus and walk like that all day long.

I cut my toast like this, and eat the smaller top portion first.

I have an abscessed tooth that's leaking pus. This pus smells good, there's something about it I like. So now when I clean my tooth, I place some pus in my nose. I need help.

That's weird

you fucking degenerate

i eat whole grain pasta with just olive oil, salt, pepper, and parmesan cheese

i get a similar pleasure out of it as i do from chips or french fries, but its easier on my digestion

when you don't realize somebody puts fucking pus up there nose every day

cutting your toast like that is worse.

There is nothing wrong with your love of pus, my child. Let it's rich scent warm your heart and it's dull ache harden your body. Bath in the entropy that you are birthing and never change who you are.

i do the same but i rip them off with my teeth instead of that

fpbp

I like to eat boogers specifically that are on my left side of the bed because the right ones are too wet

you can just use a pumice stone while showering.

Just moisturise at night

I have a constant fear of mosquito bites and have to wake up and check the room throughout the night.

Before I take a shit in a public toilet, I always spit on the toilet paper and wipe down the seat, even if there is an easily accessible sink. Stupid, but I have a deeply held belief that my layer of spit will protect me from any germs on the seat.

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nothing wrong here bro

I take the stylus from my Note 4 and push it into the area between my ribs. There are nerves there and sometimes I get an electrical sensation in a completely different area that the nerve is connected to. Sometimes I get black and blue spot if I hit one zone a lot and I'm on a binge. I's really fucking cash.

I eat pizza / hamburgers with a fork / knife

I refuse to close my eyes in the shower. I will not fucking do it. My freshmen year in college I had a nightmare that I closed my eyes to rinse out my hair and when I opened them there was a girl standing in front of me. She was middle school age, fully clothed, covered in blood and weeping. It scared the shit out of me, then her weeping turned to laughing and she slowly slumped down and died in front of me. I tried to wake her, turned around to turn off the water, then turned back around and she was standing alive again with pair of fingernail scissors. She sliced my abdomen open and ripped out my intestines while I screamed until I woke up.

From the moment I woke up from that I've been fucking terrified of closing my eyes in the shower. I've gotten hotel shampoo in my eyes before and that shit burns the worst. But I'll get out of the shower and stumble to the sink to wash my eyes out. That little demon girl isn't getting me in the shower. No fucking way.

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haha straight up

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when i have an especially dank shit, after I wipe I smelly my wiping finger. I can't get enough of the mildewy shit stains on my fingers

femanon here,

i poop into my hand and then place it quietly into the toilet

When I was 15 I'd do nothing but smoke weed all day and stay in my room. I hated the after taste so I'd spit onto the carpet. I did this for months until it started turning grey, and at one point there were maggots, so I started spitting into empty bottles and they'd be filled to the brim within a few days

I have meth fueled 20-40 hour porn binges...
>mfw can't feel my dick

I do the same shit sometimes, minus the meth and only for 9 hours. But I'm jerking for the majority of it though

i dream of dating a girl that fucking weird.

Nudes or gtfo, sir.

Why would you do such a thing? And what if you have diarrhea?

The only poo that smells good is your own. Btw, I'm not the user that said that, I'm just an user that does something similar

i have this one spot like that on my right side that i jab with my index finger. it sends a wicked response to my elbow for some reason. good shit.

I wanna smell foreskins. Describe your manly smells to me

that's called exfoliation retard

normal

>I'm just an user that does something similar
what do you do?

I'm constipated a lot, and shove my fingers up my ass and play with my ass until shit comes out. I call it a shit cum. My asshole tingles after a while then drops a big shit and it feels good. It's literally the definition of cumming

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3xi9rNrQlXo

Dude everybody that has done meth has at least done this a handful of times.
One of the main reasons i do meth is to have a 48 hour jack fest dick so swollen it hurts to touch

I bet thatd feel so good up the bum

Why in the fuck does it matter that your female nobody gives a shit.
Also show me dem titties and prove it or gtfo

if it doesn't matter then how come i get showered with (You)s every time i mention it?

checkmate wizards

Where do (You) live?

Because people here a fucking basement dwelling neets. The reason i say it's pointless is because it doesn't somehow make your post that much more.
Its a fucking attention whoring technique fatass

I occasionally stop jerking off to check stuff on Wikipedia.

I masterbate to this thing every morning

I wear a sky mask when i sleep so mosquitos dont sting me in my face.

>nobody even does it
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