Hello anons, I have waited long to tell you about my experiences as a high school history teacher. I have been teaching for only 8 years, but I have some experiences I'd like to share. These are true events and not made up bullshit like all the other tardthreads here are. Begin.
>be me >24 year old first year teacher >I'm prepared, history has always been my subject, fresh out of college, feeling confident >1st day is pretty good, I just have to make a few jokes in between explaining the rules and shit to get the kids to like me >2nd day goes pretty much the same >3rd day I actually start to teach >I knew there was a tard in my 1st hour class, but he seemed ok. He just sat there and fidgeted and didn't bother me >Begin to teach and I hear someone blowing their nose >I'm writing on the board so I can't see who it is >It begins to get louder and more frantic, I turn around to ask kid to go out in the hallway and finish >It's Sammy, the glorious autist >I know the parapros who help him, they're bitchy old ladies in their sixties and I know they'll complain if I do anything to their precious Sammy to prevent the rest of the class from getting distracted. >Sammy stops and I continue, not a big disturbance except for some kids laughing >About 5 minutes later it starts again >He blows like a foghorn in repeating assaults of noise that make it impossible to teach >Finish what I was talking about and hand out some stupid worksheet so I can talk to the paraprofessionals. >Kid keeps on doing it, kids start noticeably laughing >I walk over and ask Sammy nicely to finish blowing his nose in the hallway >Sammy listens and understands, he starts to get up >Paraprofessional Tamara swoops in with her cellulite-ridden, lumpy, swollen aged body and tells me I can't do that >I explain to her that Sammy is a distraction to the rest of the class and I can't instruct if he continues >Sammy has sat back down and is blowing louder Cont?
Blake Jones
cont...
Leo Williams
Go, man, go.
Asher Green
This seems like it will be a glorious tard thread. However, we must be patient
Anthony Johnson
Go on
Aiden Hill
fuuuuuck brah. shouldve pre-typed this shit.
Blake Carter
mfw waiting for pt. 2
Hunter Martinez
Bump
Liam Hernandez
for the love of god cont please
Jordan Taylor
>waited a long time to yell us. >doesn't have it typed out and ready to go upon request.
Die
Camden Watson
Do I smell a decent green text? No, likely an illusion. The deprivation is making me loopy. Regardless, bump.
Cooper Miller
Cum on now, keep going.
Luke Wright
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Nathaniel Wright
Cont. >She starts yelling about how I have no right to say that and they worked so long to get him into an integrated classroom and I know nothing about what it's like to live with autism and all that bullshit >I tell her that Sammy has to stop being a distraction or be a distraction somewhere else and that by now his nose must be very clean >She backs down and glares, you can tell the battle isn't over yet >I ask Sammy once again and he never makes eye contact but he puts the Kleenex box away >Tammy livid, his other paraprofessional is a woman in her 30s but she looks 50 because she smokes outside the building looking at Facebook at least 15 times a day. She doesn't care at all what Sammy did >Look in the kid's book bag >The box of tissues he just put away is accompanied by 3 fucking others >Say nothing, continue class >Before that I had nothing against special education students, but after that class they ceased to become Sammy and his helpful Paraprofessionals. >They became Tardo and the Tardcatchers
That's my first story. I know it's not that exciting, I wanted to start my tales in chronological order. I'll be back with stories of more tards. The next few Tard Tales will involve: >Spitting on the floor repeatedly >Fighting me >Scarring kids in the bathroom >Minecraft >Screaming >Constant stream of stale memes >Shitting in trash >Sexually harassing classmates Cya fags another day
Leo Lewis
I was a history teacher for years. I would like for you to continue this story. I have a few of my own.
I swear the school I taught in was built on a fucking nuclear waste site, or an Indian burial ground or something. I've never seen such a collection of kids with weird issues.
Oliver Campbell
Dude you owe us another story after that dramatic ass lead in
Gavin Jackson
Fuck guys OP here. I didn't pre-type because I'm real fuckin tired I'll do it next time. Sorry.
Landon Rogers
lol, fantastic
Wyatt Price
Holy shit you're a faggot. You made a whole thread and wasted 15 minutes of everyones time for that? Write your stories right now cunt.
Jeremiah James
Just gonna keep this tabbed in, I'll be back
Charles Turner
post a story
Isaac Price
pls tell us some tales. since OP is a faggot
Brody Watson
Anyone with a story POST IT!
Gavin Hill
FUCKIN' WAITED FOR THAT STEAMING PILE OF SHIT? OP is a faggot
Isaiah Adams
OP, we don't conStanly browse Sup Forums, give us a time when the thread is made
Leo Lopez
>been waiting a long time to post story >Doesn't pre-type the shit >Fucks off for the day