Dubs decides what I say

Dubs decides what I say

Ask her what her relationship with her father is like looking like that

God damnit. Clarify for me, I don't fully understand what you mean to have me say.

Just say hello

Nice shoes wanna fuck

say hello beutiful :)

I mean shes got those dumb ass piercings ask her how much she hates her dad that she is willing to do that

what is your relationship with your father like looking like that?

nice tits bro

the entire navy seal copypasta

You're and idiot

You have a big ass head. Like the bottom head on a totem pole.

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make some pun with jizz and mine

I never thought is meat the crimson chin in person

Can I Jack off to your Facebook pictures?

I'll bet your hair smells like pert

what else is new

"I'm posting our conversation on Sup Forums" Then link the thread

This

What?

roll for this

you like guys with micropenis?

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM

suck me sideways

I never thought is meet the crimson chin in person

Any update op?

and
pics or it didnt happen

This first
Then this

The fuck does that mean?

OP here, no reply yet, but two dubs have come up since I sent the first message. I will update as soon as possible.

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this it trips... not dubz

Fairly odd parents reference

Ask her if this madman broke her hearth before.

she has a chin that could shape diamonds.

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After she replies, tell her you want to keep chatting but you need to let her know you are a sex offender

re roll

this one

I would like to try Tinder and the like, but I have a moral opposition to having my picture online. What do I do?

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No matter where the conversation goes just keep deflecting back to random baseball stats

Tell her you're rich, and good looking and have the rapist wit.

kek this

Here. let's hope for the good stuff

send her a pic of your kneecap

Just lie

tell her she looks underage and thats your thing

Rolling for this

yes

check em

kek!!!

>Dubs decides what I say
Call her jismine. Then call her jizzmine. Then slip in a subtle cumtunnel.

nolan ryan!! you need to throw in nolan ryan, oh oh and randy johnson

Please lick my taint.

Pretty sure she is long gone

stop being a fag or kys

no one will want to date the "anime profile pic" guy

the big unit is a must

Ask her if she thinks Barry belongs in the hall

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Something like
>Listen jismine, I'm gona level with you Im pretty new to this, just got back in th game, looking for an easy win and you seemed like the logic choice. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, jizzmane, im not all that attrcted to you, but i thin i can make it work if ur willng to give a shot. Were both adults and we can both be no strungs attached without our parents voices telling us yet again we cant do that. Shoot me a msg back if you want some shame-free fun or even a more regular thing even. I'm not picky, and your name is basically cumtunnel, so win win.

Fuck Barry Bonds

Roll.

You gonna respond you stupid whore?

roll