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first for Oil

shit thread

>his team doesn't have a black jewish asian

inexcusable

2nd for Oil.

is this the best /hoc can do?

Who will win Jokipakka bowl? Get your bet in. I say Minnesota Wild.

yeah buddy

first for caveman jew GM

nhl 17 is like 30 bucks on PSN.
won't buy it

Stockton

With some luck our next GM is Larry Robinson

>KHL success NEVER translates into NHL success

t. Canada

Locker room cancer waiting to happen, lad. Imagine him playing on a team with prime Messier. Moose would've beat the fucking piss out of him.

Do you lads think mtl becomes a contender if they get douche-ene?

>KHL success ALWAYS translates into NHL success

t. fan of a team with a russkie manlet

>This is the future you chose

give me 10 examples of former khl'ers that transitioned to the nhl and didnt see their numbers plummet

Radulov and Panarin are the only recent ones I can think of.

and both went from ppg+ to sub-ppg

>Sam Losco is GM of Habs
>George Costanza is GM of the Oilers

Really makes u think

>Radulov
>Panarin
>Kuznetsov
>Tarasenko
>Zaitsev

RADDY BOYZ

Is Borowiecki a literal retard? What's wrong with him

>zaitsev
lmao yeah no. He was way better in the KHL and this is coming from a leaf fan.

>Giordano

Hope he doesn't forget to brush his caveteeth with a log.

>letterkenny
How bout put your Trailer Park Boys rip off show on Netflix?

>not being a ppg means you are a bust
Is this why canada hasn't won a cup in 2.5 decades?

if they play like yesterday yes

>having low standards
Is this why America hasn't won a gold medal in 40 years?

I don't know if tsn is getting more cringeworthy every year, or I'm just getting older

you cant even fucking name 10 players to have success in the transition

how am i suppose to believe your 5th round manlet will be another exception

Nah probably because only half a dozen states actually care about hockey. That and the best athletes generally play other sports. Finally the massive cost excludes some kids.

So as of today, gay marriage is legal in Finland. What's your excuse to not to take it up the rear, /hoc/.

youtube.com/watch?v=B4WwQHoDTYk

this was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life, is everything in Kanada this bad?

Jeff O'Neil claims he wouldn't trade Matthews for McDavid. Matthews is a really good player, but that's gotta be the most retarded fucking thing I've heard all week.

youtu.be/lu3VTngm1F0

Yeah McDavid would probably be the only player I would swap Matthews with. Due to his age, cap hit and production as a teenager Matthews has probably the 2nd most value in the NHL.

t. Leaf fan

Ive seen the show and i still cringed.

habs won't get 2chainz. bergevin has proven time and time again that he does weird out of left field trades (ott just yesterday), not ones that """analysts""" can easily see coming. plus he doesn't want joe "just hair" sakic to think he has too much leverage

Im not a fucking faggot.

that is about the only thing powering a mildfan
blind fucking faith

This.

gay

I like breasts too much. Plus in general asses look better on a female body.

What is powering you friend?

nth for Jackets

at this point? spite
and a pinch of delusion

Filip Forsberg

>vancouvers correspondent is indian
like pottery

>your team
>player you want to be traded away
>player you want your team to acquire

>team: Oilers
>player I want traded: Pouliot
>player I want acquired: Iginla

Former star to help guide McDavid as captain, teach the young guys work ethic, play a supplementary bottom 6 role, and piss off Flimflams as he gets in one last playoff run with their greatest rival.

so a canadian?

Best post in the thread

>not a gook

Missed chance desu.

Isn't Toronto's correspondent Indian as well?

Makes me appreciate "Mean" Gene "The Meme" Principe a little more.

>team: Canadiens
>player I want traded: Beaulieu
>player I want acquired: Giroux

We need a real 1C, plus that sweet chemistry with Paul Byron he could have. (I think they won memorial cup toghether?)

Oilers
DESHARNAIS
Someone that's not french

Iginla is shit and I don't want him anywhere near this team

>giroux
>1C
kek

O-okay...

With what cap space? Draisaitl will hit all of his schedule A & B bonuses

They should make december - march a no trade zone so march 1st trade deadline would be hilarious with all the trades.

Or it would have an opposite effect. Teams wouldn't have much team to evaluate offers and to shop around, which could mean that less trades would be made, if they decide to play it safe

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>72 empty nets and tertiary assists

Umad hoc??

what the fuck are you on about, you stupid blonde haired fuck - go back to blowing your stupid twink rookie faggot tabarnak

>tfw cold stove

Waiting on you, Avs.

How do you value goals versus assists?

Goals and first assists:
Matthews: 31 + 16 (47)
McDavid: 20 + 32 (52)

And McDavid has 30 minutes more of PP time.

McDavid's gotta start shooting more. Goalies and D men are playing the pass automatically now. If he changed it up and ripped a few bar-down wristers or half-clapper top cheddars, opposition would be forced to respect that and he'd open up more lanes on the rush.

How's Bettman's Las Vegas Jewery going to affect the deadline day? Think a lot of teams that might otherwise chance a rental will be forced to sit out and play for depth.

mcdavid is against the 1st pairing d
matthews is facting at best 2nd pairing d

well the habs got young davidson for a player who won't play in the nhl next year due to lv jewery

This is demonstrably incorrect.

*BREAKING*

The Sedin brothers are deciding to waive their NTC to go to Montreal for Tomas Plekanec and Brendan Gallagher

Do you actually believe opposing teams are matching their bottom pair defense against someone who is top 5 in goals? Are you retarded?

Reminder that thug goon hockey has no place in the 21st century.

We are a skill league goons should be punished

he was shooting alot last night

pls no

the laffs roll 3 2nd lines, the first pairing d cant cover all of them

mcdavid is the 100% facing the stronger defense more often

He's Albertan. Formal schooling ends once children are taught how to work in the oil fields. Take it easy on him.

mcdavid>bustthews

if you even attempt to debate this you should be castrated and sent to a work camp in siberia

Reminder that Matthews spent nearly the entire season with rookie 4th round picks. How about McDavid?

Matthews has been drawing team 1st pair defenseman since November, he went up against Burns all night last night.

McSecondary is an elite player, but lets not belittle anything Matthews has done.

>He's Albertan
couldnt be more wrong

Brendan ''Broken Hands'' Gallagher just got arrested so good luck with that

real fucking funny guy aren't you? talking about goons while supporting the team that let sean avery have a place in the league for years on end.

Holy shit does Dallas even have a defence anymore?

Why would they worry about fucking Bozak or Kadri when Matthews is the one with 31 goals? I mean I'm not saying Matthews is McDavid but claiming he doesn't see top pairing d is fucking hilarious and retarded.

>burns is a shutdown dman

>anymore
they had in 1999 or something

>Holy shit does Dallas even have a defence anymore?
the only good dman they have is jordi--
no

Plekanec, Gallagher, 1st for Sedin twins

DO IT BOB

Stop moving the goal posts and admit what you said was fucking stupid.

carrying eberlazy and lucic

>Burns

are you even taking yourself seriously anymore?

you fucking act like kadri doesnt have 25 goals and play with stronger linemates

not moving anything, one piss poor example is not refuting my claim

>team: mild
>player I want traded: Scandella (in the offseason)
>player I want acquired: picks/prospects maybe a backup goaler
The mild are somehow rich with D and Scandella leaving would open up cap room for signing the two forwards who are having meme years. But Fletcher has shown he makes dumb trades at the deadline and with mumps and Suters health in question Scandella needs to stay until the end of the playoffs, whenever that is.

You're a retard. Stop posting.

no
make me burger