>be me 24 years old and frenchfag
>live in some shitty town close to paris called st ouen
>just graduated from college with a master in journalism
>intern to journalists at a newspaper place
>barely making enough money to survive
>get home from newpaper place one day
>have a sad dinner and watch some tv
>go to bed
>drug dealers start meeting in the street below
>they start yelling in their fucking gorilla african voices
>they start playing lil pump or some gay shit
>cant sleep
>get up from bed
>call cops
>cops come and eventually the dealers fuck off
>go to bed
>3 hours later
>dealers are back
>one of them yells across the street for his friend
>i get pissed
>have an idea
>take out bb gun in closet
>the tip isnt orange cuz france doesnt fucking care
>i plan on scaring them off
>at the time i thought they probably didnt have guns
>i run down the stairs of my apt with pistol in hand
>open the door
>wave the gun like a maniac at the drug dealers
>they all step back telling me to calm down and shit
>i realize that im outnumbered 7 to 1
>just then one of them takes out a revolver and shoots me in the shoulder
>ouch.jpg
>slump on the ground
>bleeding a lot
>realize how much a fucking retard i am
>mfw i just got shot because of my stupidity and now i have a medical bill to pay
Be me 24 years old and frenchfag
Don't you snail eating faggots have free healtcare? Next time confront them with a white flag
Just call the cops again next time; as long as you're mildly white you're not that pathetic looking calling them multiple times for the same stupid thing
Rekt
Fake story is fake. This would have made the news in any remotely relevant media. Not even retarded fakenews site speak about it.
+if a gunshot was involved, the police would have been involved in it at some point, leading to media coverage.
As usual, OP is a faggot; but we already knew that from the very first fact that he was French.
Get the fuck out.
Blaireau niveau 100
Courage and self esteem is for the fools.
Braves dies first, and their prize so called honor, does not matter if you are dead.
bretty shur jews did dis
Bill in France?
What, I have CMU C tu connard.
This
>bb gun
learn to read retard
He was shot by a real gun autismo
u got what u deserved, learn to talk to people instead of bringing out the gun ... bitch
>niggers
>people
Les soins sont gratuits en France tête de con va
"and now i have a medical bill to pay"
You are working as a journalist so you have access to free health care in France.
+ any gun shoot near Paris, at this time, would lead to an hysterical fear from everybody.
My fam lives in Épône, is that a good place?
I'm a real frenchfag.
He would just have to go to a hospital and get patched up.
Part of the fees would be taken by our national healthcare system, the rest by his job healthcare system.
OP is full of shit.
Plein de merde?
>Il vit à Saint-Ouen
Putain quelle ville de merde
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