What would you say to a person who is on the verge of suicide?

what would you say to a person who is on the verge of suicide?

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start over somewhere new and leave everyone/thing behind

Lend me 50 bucks?

We like to hear that we're love and we matter and that people want to help us. Then you have to actually do those things in the near future as well because the problem isn't gone just because we've stopped crying in front of you.

Alternatively - do a flip

Do a flip faggot

Cut vertically, not horizontally, and don't forget to run it under water

why the water?

I'm just sticking around to watch the train wreck. If you can't find something keeping you invested you are gonna give up.

yes, why?

Can I have your gear?

At least do something that'll affect people, whether it be positive or negative
>positive
Donate blood before you go, donate your organs, donate your body to the local college, etc.
>negative
Take down other people with you too, public suicide like on the train during rush hour, do whatever illegal shit like rape or shoot drugs or whatever

Borrow this rope and stool. I know you wont need to keep them.

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can i have all ya stuff?

god speed fagturd

cause I don't know just trying to be edgy cool guy

lol

ha ha... I gotta go

Nothing. If they are serious about it, there is no real stopping it. Those lingering on the verge are just crying out for help / attention. Sure they need help, but suicide with those not serious about it is unlikely.

(Because I'm on the verge to passing out. I'll be a moral fag and play along)

>light a cigarette and offer them one
You should probably have a smoke before you die. It will relax the last few minutes. Shame it has to end this way you know. It all sucks. We work so far just to fall on our own sword.

But it's okay. I understand. Life. Life isn't suppose to be fun. There is no natural joy, happiness or love present.

And although all those Disney movies and shitty Hollywood movies demonstrate to us. Guys like you and me... we never win. That's the end of it.

You see... the only way we can enjoy the shit we have left in this world is to control our lives. But that shit is easier said than done.

Shit... I almost killed myself when I traveled to the Alaskan tundra by myself.

I was a failure then. And I'm a bigger failure now.

But that look in your eye tells me something. Know what it is? It's hope.

It's that small part of you that still clings on to. It's that piece of rope you hang on to with your teeth. And the second you open your mouth... you will drown and die.

That frustrating feeling you feel is actually a gift. Believe it or not. But not from the gods, but from your mind. It's a gift that shows you're a fighter. And even though you may be down, you're certainly not out.

I started seeing a physiologist recently due to a car accident.

Doctor says due to all the depression and nihilistic tendencies I have, I should be dead.

We don't exist for a reason and life sucks.

But the only thing that keeps me going on a medical record is apparently my iron will.

Or at least that's what doctors say when you say, "I ain't got time to hurt myself. I got shit to do."

Pen and paper standpoint I should be dead. But I'm not because I have dreams I need to complete and goals to finish.

I will never be happy in this life nor will I be a good family man. Not good enough.

So tell you what brother.
Let's grab a beer and discuss what makes you fight for. On me.

Don't land on my car

do it faggot

Jesus Christ I hope this faggotry is copy pasta

play this song
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user. Talking someone into killing themself is illegal

Nope. All me bruh.

Sad thing is this is based off a real event. You'd be surprised how much just talking to people helps.

I'd also like to second the statement, "do a flip". One of those things that always makes me laugh.

Kinda like watching fat people fall down stairs.

Don't be a pussy and let the cancerous people who've made you feel that way get away with it.

do it faggot

not every suicidal person was bullied

The scope isn't limited to bullying dumbass.

Kek
Also do a flip faggot

Have you considered donating your corpse to porn? Its the right thing to do.

oh god just kill me already, don't torture me with this waffle

We're all technically on the verge of suicide.

the times I've been suicidal were due to my own actions, namely doing drugs all day everyday until I was in debt and had tons of bills pending on my head, with no one to turn to for help

>with no one to turn to for help
>shit society that could help but doesn't, etc

Don't be dumb user.

Do a barrel roll

verbal diarrhea right here

Install gentoo

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Good idea

Kek, good job

Think homicidal, not suicidal.

There are a lot of folks out there who need killing. "Needed killing" is even a valid legal defense in the state of Texas.

^^^^^^^^^ sound advise

>why the water?
>yes, why?

it stops the blood from clotting if you were too much of a weak faggot to do a decent job on the cutting...but what are the chances of that, with a mighty samurai warrior like you, user?

>what would you say to a person who is on the verge of suicide?

Do it. There's no hope. Pull the ripcord.

>Don't land on my car

Classic Sup Forums. Good work, user.

Why not just suffer instead?

Let it rip!

Later, loser

Stop being on the verge and cross the line already!

Send nudes

do a flip, faggot