If ever you would kill a girl, how would you do it?

If ever you would kill a girl, how would you do it?
Also post girl that you would kill

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nice try, fbi

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With kindness.

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With kindness. Bitches hate kindness.

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did she get better?

Source or more?

Think she is ok now

Option 1:
>Date her for a few weeks
>be completely normal
>go on a walk with her down the beach at night
>get to a secluded area
>pull a gun on her and pop a one liner like "well babe, looks like this is where your ride ends"
>shoot her

Option 2:
>date her for a few weeks
>be completely normal
>have her come over to my house
>tell her I have a surprise for her
>blindfold her and direct her down into the basement
>shove her into the deep freeze and lock it

>Drug both her and her lesbian girlfriend, then place both of their unconscious bodies in a steel drum.
>Set them up in separate rooms with cameras on each of their faces and screens with their eyes stuck open at the top of the barrel so they can see each other.
>Have an apparatus slowly pour lye into the barrels.
>Lye will dissolve the bodies so they get to watch each other slowly die in agony and there will be no trace of their bodies left for evidence.

I always thought it would be interesting to forcefeed someone pounds of gallium, it's a non toxic metal that becomes liquid at just above room temperature.

Also peel the skin all the way back on their wrists and ankles, tip my fingers in acetic acid, and run them along their exposed tendons.

watch the movie 'martyrs'

In this thread, we have edgy teen bois.

I am an edgy boi, but I just turned 20.

Boi

I'd fuck Laci, but I have relatively nonexistent "standards"

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Kill with ice and melt and evaporate the evidence

>Pick a random prostitute with my car.
>After a short ride take her to an isolated place.
>Have sex with her.
>Kill her and grab your money back.
>Mfw

> invite her to join me on my submarine to make a news story about it
> rape her when she is asleep
> cut her into pieces
> throw her overboard
> tell police she died due to a malfunction
> as her body is found tell police, I molested her dead body, before I threw her overboard
> get away with a mild punishment

oh well im just not as cool as this Peter Madsen guy

Ew dirty chink

>Date her
Kek'd

Choke her with my bare hands

And this

you ruined it by giving it away fag

How would Sup Forums snuff this slut?

i'd just drop her out in a ghetto in Somalia

depends what they did and if they deserve it or not.

I would slowly feed her (ass first) into a wood chipper.

I would fuck her to deaf

how about this bitch?

that's not how electricity works

Well you have to get her to trust you, getting killed by some random is scary, but becoming someone she's attached to will make her feel betrayed and shit too.

Strap her down to a steel table, pull out her teeth, make small incisions in her arms and legs and put volatile chemicals on her tendons and muscles, rand her with a red hot iron, eat her pussy, attach the ends of her fingers to a metal cylinder connected to a motor and slowly shatter them all back, slit her achilles tendons so they suck back up into her legs, and drown out all her screams with opera singing.

u cant even buy alcohol

>Kidnap girl
>beat her daily and rape her
>right after beating/rape treat her like some kind of goddess
>continue until she gets Stockholm syndrome
>or just straight fucked in the head.
>Bring in real girlfriend
>make kidnappee insanely jealous to the point of suicide
>MFW it's my original horror screenplay

I'm Canadian, I've been able to buy alcohol for over a year.
Longer in other provinces.

Take her on a nature walk and then when out in the middle of the forest strangle her to death while staring her in the eye.

>alcohol at 21
>feminsm


u guise sure r developd xd

I'd hang her by a noose and before she could suffocate I'd give her some piñata treatment with an aluminum bat.

FBI. You are getting lazy

I'd show her my stamp collection.

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bore her to death with my knowledge of Fallout lore. =/

>cut square from skull
>Fuck the brain
or
>bore hole in skull
>pour in HCL
or
>take 2 pieces of PVC pipe
>shove one in pussy
>take several sections of barbed wire
>fold in half
>slide in pipe
>slowly remove PVC, letting pussy clamp down on barbed wire
>repeat process with ass
>if after 2 days infection hasn't started badly yet, rip out the ass one.

Would fuck this bitch with a chainsaw tbh fam

As a certified lorefag I'll be angry if Fallout 4 did anything but piss you off.

more?

>zipperchest

Well FBI user, we've already had the perfect guy who has done this. His name was David Ray Parker.

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GOD TEIR

Death by bunga bunga

But lets indulge your fantasy FBI user so you can build an updated file for what a modern day Toy Box Killer would do
First be sure to get lots of money. Retirement agish time.
>Move somewhere with low cost of living
>Probably border state. NM, AZ, NV, Easten CA, or TX
>Buy shit tons of land
>Build giant swaths of my own housing, probably dig out own basement/underground trailer
>Get generator
>Kid nap age would be some where aroundish highschool or Late middle school. About 2 or 3. Not Pedo, but you want someone without fully developed prefrontal cortex
>Break in. Create a tape that plays on repeat with this message and force them to repeat it.
here is the kicker where everyone fucks up
>I would skinner box condition them
>While conditioning them explain that even though their fate sucks at the end they will be the sole heirs to my fortune, I will not live forever, and afterwards fame and fortune await promising more riches
but
>Piss me off and money goes to friend
also
Set up 3 door chamber system tell them its 5 door and that its only let them see 2 doors
>Explain that if they kill me they are responsible for the deaths of the other girls as well, and kill switch buddy who is more sadistic than me will collect on a dead man escrow, used them for torture, and find their families.
>Then training begins
>Make them watch the porn I like 24/7
>Even if their developing brains down like the porn they will learn to mimic to get what they want.
>Make them work out under my control until spirtit is broken
>Either keep on BC that I buy in bulk from Mexico or find a way to ruin baby maker for life to make them my cum dumpster.
>Reward with vidya, fashion mags, Non Porn movies. and even supervised interwebs usage IF they are as good at pleasing me as I want.
>Punish with torture.
>Take survalence pics of family to scare bitches into knowing I'm not fucking around.
>Keep heavily drugged
>Enjoy the next 30+ years
Now you have fully trained and broken sex slaves

Is your name ross geller by any chance?

That's a doll Sup Forumsrother

Why kill a woman? Can't take on a real man u pussyboi??

Shieeeeet faggot you have not even gone though alcoholism yet and lost half or all you're friend but you will we all do just wait.....MFW.jpeg don't grow up it's a trap.