What you think of this police dick?

What you think of this police dick?

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On your facebook i can half see a tattoo on the inside of your left bicep, looks a little tribal or a bit like the starbucks logo. What is it?

I've got a 7inch grower, pussy mower.

send these to linamalakian on kik she loves it

we can trace the shape of your key dipshit

What's my Facebook?

I love this. This is my fetish which makes it weird for me to have experiences with cops because I'm super gay for them

Huh

Glad someone loves my police cock. I use to have my cock also hanging out my marine corps uniform but they got deleted when my phone went to shit.

It's small and useless, like you.

Oh damn. Do you have more pictures? I love the ones you posted! Saved!

8/10 would blow you

i'd say it perfectly explains why you're a police officer.

Either you're doing cocaine, or you ate a shit ton of powdered donuts, judging by your shirt. No self respecting cop I know shows up to work with a fucked up uniform like that. I bet you either work security somewhere, or you work for a hick ass department, given your lack of a taser.

>Glock
>Average cock
>Can't keep a fucking shirt clean
You are a 4/10 human at best

I think I have a hatchet with its name on it.

So this is why cops are angry all the time. They have tiny pee pees.

You should kill yourself for being a piece of shit pig. 6/10 for white dick. But again, kill yourself. Immediately.

I thought pig dicks were cork-screwed

Why do you have three extra mags?

Is one not enough for you to shoot a dindu?

small

You work near Pittsburgh?
Come over for the Steelers game and I'll suck that cock bro

I think you grabbed it from my uniform thread :)

> small
I bet user watches proporn and thinks that shit is the average penis size
kys

Do you have the rest of his set? Because I do.

You forgot this one too, OP

You definitely forgot this one

And this one

And you most certainly forgot this one

How on earth could you forget this one?

You're welcome.

Moar!

I posted them, not OP. Someone who can check samefagging should verify this please

now I can hard looking at cocks, thanks sissy porn

This guy knows how uniforms should be presented, hmm

Glad to see my tax dollars "hard" at work

Don't tell me you don't jack off at work

Welcome to the club of can hard looking at cocks

unimpressed

Nylon gun belts with plastic buckles are like autism velcro shoes for cops.
Real cops wear leather Sam Browne belts.
Also, they don't go waving their cut dicks around on camera.

Security guard. Not an actual cop. Masturbatory proclivity would suggest narcissistic tendencies brought on by delusional reaction to superiority issues. The idea that you seem to only value yourself based on the size of your penis indicates a lack of self esteem as you seem to not have anything else to offer. Develop a hobby OP. Learn interesting things. Be more than a literal dick.